DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)

Am I the only one loving this ref-induced no-defense NBA? I keep seeing complaints about the high-scoring nature of today’s game, but I’m like a kid in a candy store with all these big numbers. Imagine telling someone from fifteen years ago that the Nets would be scoring 145 points in a game and still…

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Jarrett Allen 20 Points/24 Rebounds/6 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/16/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: This video does not depict each of Jarrett Allen’s 24 rebounds. That would be foolishness. Rebounding is cool and I’m glad there are players that do it, but most rebounds are just a guy jumping up, getting the ball, and coming back down. Sometimes a fun rebound battle will happen where there’s…

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Spencer Dinwiddie 33 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2019)

The concession stand was mostly empty after the game. It was staffed by one lone employee who watched sullenly as equally-sullen Rockets fans streamed out of the arena. Even the hot pretzels, spinning in their heated compartment, seemed sullen. “Can I get all this to take home?” Spencer Dinwiddie asked, walking up to the counter…

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Treveon Graham 21 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)

Before this game, Treveon Graham was 7-of-40 from the field during his Nets career. A subcomponent of that number is his 3-of-26 from three-point territory. If you want my honest opinion, those numbers are total garbage, and by extension, Graham was playing like total garbage. Like, garbage enough that the Nets were probably thinking of…

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Jarrett Allen 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/14/2019)

Here’s the deal: DTB doesn’t watch a lot of TV. Or movies. But I would absolutely, totally, watch the ever-loving FRICK out of a TV show that starred Jarrett Allen and Spencer Dinwiddie. The show wouldn’t even have to be funny or creative. They could make fart jokes for twenty minutes for all I care….

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Rodions Kurucs 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2019)

With around 9 minutes remaining in the game, Rodions Kurucs hit a shot to put the Nets up by 27 (!!!) against the Celtics. As I always say while watching the Bucks choke huge margins, “that’s why you get big leads”. You get big leads so you can go the whole rest of the game…

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Rodions Kurucs 24 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (1/7/2018)

Rodions Kurucs is in the enviable position of being good enough to start while also being scrubby enough to play the final minutes of blowouts. How many players in the NBA can you say that about? With this being the case, it seems like he should get a highlight video every night. He gets to…

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Shabazz Napier 18 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)

The view count on my last Shabazz Napier video is somewhat disappointing. 755 views? I shouldn’t need to remind you all that 32 points frickin’ TIED a CAREER HIGH for Shabazzle Dazzle, and nobody even wanted to watch. I know that my view counts are a bit lower ever since I dropped from 80k subs…

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DeMarre Carroll 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)

Sometimes I wonder what would happen to DeMarre Carroll if he just decided to walk around Toronto late at night. If people recognized him, he would definitely get heckled at the very least. No question about that. Raptors fans are still salty about how they signed him to a big contract and he immediately started…

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Jarrett Allen 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)

I’ve always loved Jarrett Allen, but I found out recently that my love for him wasn’t maximized. There was still a little bit of extra love I had left to give to him. What spurred this sudden generosity from heart so cold that it gives my lungs freezer burn? It turns out that Allen likes…

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