Nik Stauskas 22 Points/5 Threes Nets Debut Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

“Trust the Process!” slurs the drunken Philly resident, having just finished throwing snowballs at Santa and vomiting on little children. “Joel Embiid is my favorite player! Hinkie died for our sins! We traded Stauskas? Good!” he yells as he takes another swig from his flask, and makes sure the batteries he will use to pelt…

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Rondae Hollis-Jefferson Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

Both Rondae Hollis-Jefferson and Spencer Dinwiddie ended up with career-highs tonight, and still the Nets lost. It would be easy for me to go “LOL Nets” and leave it at that, but tonight, we will find the real reason as to why never before seen performances by two of their most important players resulted in…

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Spencer Dinwiddie Career High 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

Good news everyone! DownToBuck is back in business, directly defying Ajit Pai and his Net Neutrality. The slow lane that my ISP put me in isn’t even that slow: it only took 23 minutes to upload this vid for you guys. The thumbnail took an extra 5, which isn’t so bad either. They said I…

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Jarrett Allen 11 Points/3 Dunks/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

I would say that Jarrett Allen seems to be further along in his development than is normal for a 19-year-old big man. Why do I say that? It’s not because of the dunks (which are sweet by the way) or the blocks (also sweet) or the fro (please let me touch it). I say that…

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Caris LeVert 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

Caris “Fat LeverT” LeVert had a nice game tonight. His second best game this season in terms of points, and his second best game this season in terms of assists. Does that make it his second best game this season in total? Yup! I thought the Nets were gonna be pure unfiltered garbago beans this…

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Caris LeVert 21 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

Ha! Ha! The heavily-touted Thunder lost again! This time, to a team featuring as its best player… Caris LeVert? Rondae Hollis-Jefferson? Spencer Dinwiddie? Whichever of the three you pick, there’s no way a star-laden team like OKC should be losing to the Nets as currently constructed. This game is way more of an indictment on…

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Jarrett Allen 11 Points/4 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

I challenge you to watch this video and not get hyped. Hint: it’s impossible. It can’t be done. I’ve been watching it on repeat for the past fifteen minutes and somehow I keep getting more hyped for Jarrett Allen every time. These dunks are MASSIVE. They are TITANIC. They are ALMOST EROTIC IN NATURE. You…

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Caris LeVert 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

I have yet to see much out of Caris LeVert that justifies his nickname “Baby Durant”. That’s the problem with nicknames given out in high school. The different level of competition makes any fringe NBA prospect look like a god, and I’m sure LeVert flashed tons of Durant-like tendencies. Same way that Luke Babbitt was…

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Jarrett Allen 12 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)

Jarrett Allen is who I wanted the Bucks to draft this year. I’m not the greatest evaluator of talent in the draft, and I readily admit that my main motivation was to get that wonderful afro on my team so I could look at it all the time. It’s so perfect. Just a perfect sphere…

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DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

When DeMarre Carroll started going off in the third quarter, swishing three-pointer after three-pointer, the entire Mavs team and all Mavs fans were thinking one thing and one thing only: “The ghost of Matt Caroll has taken over the corporeal form of DeMarre Carroll and is exacting revenge on a Mavs team that never gave…

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