Dzanan Musa 12 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2019)

Yeah, I know, 12 points isn’t very many, but I felt like if I wanted to ever have a Dzanan Musa highlight video adorning my channel, I had to lower my standards a bit. And it’s not like I even lowered them that much, obviously, I have different standards for every player, and they’re going…

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Spencer Dinwiddie 34 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

This is the old Spencer Dinwiddie. Last year’s version of Dinwiddie, the year before that’s version of Dinwiddie. The Dinwiddie who took and made tons of Curry-range threes, the Dinwiddie who took over games. The Dinwiddie who teamed up with D’Angelo Russell to form an unorthodox but fearsome PG duo. I thought the old Dinwiddie…

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Caris LeVert 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/4/2019)

Caris LeVert edges ever closer to the mystical 20 points per game threshold, the threshold where you stop being a role-player and start being a star. Or if not a star, at least something between a role-player and a star. But definitely no longer a role-player. The only role-player who ever scored 20 points per…

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Jarrett Allen 18 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)

You know things weren’t going particularly well for Jarrett Allen this season when he got benched for DeAndre Jordan. A couple years ago, that would be a normal thing to have happen, but it seems like Jordan can barely dunk these days. How is a springy/youthful/afroed Allen losing his starting gig to old man Jordan?…

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Caris LeVert 25 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2019)

Okay. So I’m looking at the stats right now, and what I’m seeing is that Caris LeVert is basically averaging twenty PPG per game this season. Not only twenty PPG per game, but an EFFICIENT twenty PPG per game. Efficient enough where the “Baby Durant” nickname can maybe refer to LeVert’s scoring ability and not…

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Taurean Prince 27 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2019)

Check out these stats from DownToBuck’s archivium of VHS tapes: 2017-18 Season: 19 Taurean Prince Videos 2018-19 Season: 5 Taurean Prince Videos Even though Taurean Prince scored roughly the same PPG per game in both seasons, and was actually more efficient in the 18-19 season, I made way fewer videos. When I first saw these…

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Caris LeVert 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/27/2019)

With Kevin Durant (hard to remember that he actually signed with the Nets, I know) sidelined indefinitely, it is up to Caris “Baby Durant” LeVert to surpass his nickname and play not only like a 6-month old version of Durant, but like the actual fully-grown version of Durant. Or at least the college version. There…

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Joe Harris All 183 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)

When I rewatch this video, I get happy, but then I also get sad a little bit. Actually, I get sad a lot bit. It’s not the video’s fault. Just want to make that clear. If you’re thinking “gee I kinda wanted to see Joe Harris hit a bunch of threes but if it’s gonna…

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Jarrett Allen All 170 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

“Do you need help finding anything?” Jarrett Allen realized that he had been standing slack-jawed at the front of the computer components section of Micro Center for at least a minute. The sheer amount of PC hardware in front of him had stunned him; now the employee thought he was some overwhelmed millennial who could…

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D’Angelo Russell All 169 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation Part II)

D’Angelo walked into the data center bathroom and sat in a stall. His plan was to wait there until an employee came in, then follow that person out into the secure area where all the servers were. Given that he had made it clear to the tour group that he was suffering from severe gastrointestinal…

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