Jarrett Allen 14 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)

Jarrett Allen has scored in double digits each of the last seven games. The Nets are 1-6 in that span, but you know it’s not Allen’s fault because it’s not like this dude can go out there and get buckets for himself. Like many “dunk-only” centers, he relies on his teammates to get throw him…

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Spencer Dinwiddie 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

“Dear Jeremy, First off, sorry about the choice of cards. I tried to go to the store to get a normal thank you card but all they were selling was Valentine’s day stuff. Don’t get the wrong idea from all the hearts on the front. I definitely don’t want to be your valentine. I know…

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Jarrett Allen 20 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

This is one of the sickest highlight vids of the year, in my opinion. And my opinion is worth a lot, since I’ve made over a thousand of them this season. The reason? Jarrett Allen “have-it-all”ed tonight, and the Nets TV people accentuated his have-it-all-ness with plenty of replays. The Lakers bigs simply could not…

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Spencer Dinwiddie 27 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2018)

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone say that Spencer Dinwiddie should win MIP, so I’ll just go out and say it: Spencer Dinwiddie should win MIP. There. Now it’s been said, and since it’s been said, we can start talking about it. For serious. He’s doubled his scoring and assisting while his minutes have only…

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D’Angelo Russell 22 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2018)

If everything had gone according to plan, D’Angelo Russell would be way too good for my channel by now. He’d be averaging 23 and 7 on a fringe playoff team, looking at an All-Star spot for next season where he’d push his scoring even higher. Things have not gone according to plan. He was actually…

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Jarrett Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2018)

Jarrett Allen: in possession of an ever-expanding offensive repertoire? Yes! Watch this video and you will see that he is a one-dimensional dunk machine no longer. He has touch. He has moves. He has a jumper. He can still throw down when he needs to, but that is now plan D, only used when he…

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Nik Stauskas 15 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

Nik “Rain Curry” Stauskas hasn’t gotten as much run in Brooklyn as I had hoped. Things started off fine, but recently he’s been notching DNPs and hadn’t made more than two shots in a game in this calendar year. If he’s not shooting well, it’s hard to play him, I understand that. But DNPs? Kenny…

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Jahlil Okafor 21 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

No exaggeration, Jahlil Okafor made Karl-Anthony Towns his bitch tonight. Just straight up abused him, repeatedly. I’ve been told that KAT is learning how to play defense this season; that claim has now been revealed to be a dirty, devious lie, a blatant fabrication to get him into the All-Star game. It worked, but you’d…

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Jarrett Allen 12 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

You know, I’m a Bucks fan, but I would have been totally okay with Jarrett Allen dropping a twenty-burger on us, even if it meant we lost. Correction: I would only be okay with it if Allen dunked the ball six or more times. If he scored twenty points by way of layups (“LAME-ups”), then…

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Jarrett Allen 12 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (1/23/2018)

Jarrett Allen is a 43% three-point shooter. His only problem is his extremely low, bordering on anemic, volume from the threezone: he’s 3 of 7 for the season. That hardly qualifies him as a “stretch five”, but then again, maybe it does a little bit. It’s hard to extract meaningful information from so few shot…

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