Mirza Teletovic Career High 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2013)

Mirza Teletovic is the next Dirk. Count on it. What does Dirk have that the Bosnian Baller doesn’t? Nothing. Teletovic is a complete player with a refined inside-outside game and a sweet shooting touch. He also has supreme athletic ability, able to dunk and block shots with the best of them. I got you good,…

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MarShon Brooks 16 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2012)

MarShon Brooks (henceforth referred to as ‘Mar$wag’) was put in Avery Johnson’s doghouse early on in the season. To add insult to injury he was presented a Poodle costume and asked to wear it while in said doghouse. Imagine the toll on Mar$wag’s fragile psyche! Not as big as the toll caused by having a…

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Brook Lopez 35 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2012)

“Poetry in motion. A subtle interplay of forces, complimenting and refracting each other. The blur of a hummingbird’s wings, a clap of fiercest thunder, and all in between” – John Hollinger, on Brook Lopez’s playing style. It’s a beautiful thing to behold, isn’t it? Freed from the oppressive manacles of Avery Johnson’s iso-mode chuckfest of…

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Gerald Wallace 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2012)

Like some other guy with the last name Wallace who plays for a New York team, Gerald Wallace enjoys shooting threes but is not particularly adept at making them. He entered the game shooting a vomit-inducing 24% from the long line, but saw fit to chuck six threes regardless. And he made five of them!…

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Andray Blatche 22 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2012)

Andray “All I wanted was a triple-double” Blatche puts on an amazing performance against the Sacramento Kings. 11 of 12 shooting, an assist, 2 rebounds, and that’s it. No other entries in the box score. I’ll admit that I’m pretty impressed, too bad no one will ever remember anything about him other than his misplaced…

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