Mirza Teletovic 14 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2014)

Call me a loser, but I’m simply not that excited for the Raptors-Nets matchup. I didn’t really like either of these teams in the regular season. Watching the Nets is no fun because being reminded that Kevin Garnett sucks now is depressing. And watching the Raptors, well, Canadians are weird. Super weird. So excuse me…

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Mirza Teletovic 20 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/12/2014)

We all know Mirza Teletovic can shoot threes. That’s what he does. You could even say he is a “three-point specialist” if you want to pigeonhole him into a neatly demarcated category. But did you know he can do other stuff on the basketball court as well? Such as… dunk it from the free throw…

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Mason Plumlee 16 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (4/5/2014)

Mason Plumlee has already separated himself from the pack of his fellow rookies with his ability to do nothing except dunk. He might be the most successful out of all of them at performing within his role. The Nets don’t need him to shoot jumpers, handle the ball, or do post moves. They just need…

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Mirza Teletovic 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/4/2014)

Mirza has had a bunch of games like this so far this year. Games where he hits a bunch of threes, some of them not very good looks, and makes it look routine. But he’s also had a bunch of games where he hasn’t done anything at all. We need, nay, we demand, consistency! And…

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Mason Plumlee 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/21/2014)

Excuse me while I reflect upon the gross injustice of my life. Okay, I’m back. It is absurdly unfair that Mason Plumlee gets to dunk, but I don’t. He’s not a better person than I am. It’s not like he single-handedly saved a bunch of orphans from a burning orphanage, and that’s why he gets…

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Mirza Teletovic 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/26/2014)

I really thought Mirza Teletovic had turned a corner with that 34 point game he had a while back. I was mistaken. His minutes, and thus his scoring, are as inconsistent as ever. There must be some fatal flaw to his game, that I’m not seeing, which causes his lack of playing time. Could it…

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Marcus Thornton 20 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)

Mirza Teletovic has exclusive rights to the nickname “MT3”. Which makes sense, I guess. He shoots threes. His initials are MT. But would it better to give that nickname to Marcus Thornton? He has the same attributes! I don’t which of them is the better player, but Mirza hasn’t been doing all that much lately…

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Jorge Gutierrez 10 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2014)

With Gustavo Ayon out for the rest of forever due to drinking the water in Mexico, Mexican NBA fans need a new object to direct their nationalistic fervor upon. Is that object Jorge Gutierrez? Yes. There’s no other choice. Mexican nationalistic fervor is renowned for being very intense. If it is not released onto Mexican…

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Marcus Thornton 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/15/2014)

“Hey, Andrei, crazy that stuff going on in Ukraine, isn’t it?” Marcus asked his teammate. “You know Marcus, I don’t really pay attention to that stuff.” Andrei replied. “I just try to stay out of it and play basketball.” Andrei’s lack of enthusiasm for the subject did not deter Marcus. “Yeah, what with Russia invading…

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Mirza Teletovic 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/12/2014)

Nickname jerseys: the dumbest idea ever? The whole concept of nicknames for a player is not a good one anyway. Only a very scant few are worthwhile. “King James”, are you freaking kidding me. “MT3” isn’t very good either. If you’re gonna have a nickname at least have it not involve your own name in…

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