Mirza Teletovic Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)

“Cryostation 3. This is Shengelia at cryostation 2.Come in cryostation 3.” “This is Teletovic at cryostation 3. What seems to be the problem?” “We’ve had an accident with one of the cryo-chambers. I say accident, but the evidence indicates malicious intent.” “Well, what went wrong?” “One of the cryo-chambers was found broken and leaking. It…

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MarShon Brooks Career High 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2013)

Well, this was unexpected. Obviously MarShon has it in him to score this many points on a semi-regular basis, but the Nets don’t seem very interested in playing him decent minutes. So when he does get in the game, he tries to do too much and gets taken right back out. That’s great. We wouldn’t…

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Brook Lopez 27 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/30/2013)

Brook Lopez is the best center in the league right now. Ignore the fact that he doesn’t play defense or rebound. It’s not called defenseball or reboundball. It’s called basketball because the point of the game is to put the ball in the basket. Scoring is the most important and only facet of the game…

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Andray Blatche 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2013)

Andray “Gimme Dat Trip Dub” Blatche was, at one point in time, one of the most disliked players in the league. But then the Wizards cut him loose and now he’s an underpaid bench player for the Nets, so nobody really cares about him anymore. But that’s not really true. I still dislike him. So…

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Brook Lopez 22 Points/3 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/2/2013)

Yeah, you’re seeing it correctly. 3 rebounds. 3 rebounds in 34 minutes. I don’t care that Lopez is playing next to Reggie Evans. 3 rebounds is straight up Bargnani-esque. I don’t get how that even happens. As a 7-footer he should be able to get at least 5 just by being there. I demand an…

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Mirza Teletovic 12 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2013)

We’ve determined already that Teletovic is an awesome player. It should be readily apparent to anyone with a pair of eyes and an appreciation for basketball. But what we maybe didn’t know is that, in addition to his smooth jumper, he is also SUPER CLUTCH. So with Joe Johnson out against the Rockets, someone else…

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CJ Watson 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/13/2013)

After the previous installment “BJ Mullens 25 Points/18 Rebounds Full Highlights”, this series continues with CJ Watson. Be on the lookout for DJ Augustin highlights sometime next week. Coming off a streak where he shot a combined 9 for 40, CJ Watson came back to life to kick the Nugget’s heinies with 25 points on…

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Tyshawn Taylor 12 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2013)

I’m not the most qualified guy to write the description for this video. I don’t know the first thing about Nets rookie Tyshawn Taylor. Is he good? Is he bad? Is he related to Jordan Taylor? What about Jeff Taylor? Are they all the same player? I have no idea. None. Which is kind of…

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Mirza Teletovic Career High 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/5/2013)

Mirza Teletovic is the next Dirk. Count on it. What does Dirk have that the Bosnian Baller doesn’t? Nothing. Teletovic is a complete player with a refined inside-outside game and a sweet shooting touch. He also has supreme athletic ability, able to dunk and block shots with the best of them. I got you good,…

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MarShon Brooks 16 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2012)

MarShon Brooks (henceforth referred to as ‘Mar$wag’) was put in Avery Johnson’s doghouse early on in the season. To add insult to injury he was presented a Poodle costume and asked to wear it while in said doghouse. Imagine the toll on Mar$wag’s fragile psyche! Not as big as the toll caused by having a…

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