Bojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2015)

Hello YouTube users! You may be confused as to why YouTube directed you to this video when it doesn’t really pertain to your search term, which was “breasts”. I admit, it was a clever bit of trickery on my end. I tagged this video with “Breasts (anatomical structure)” as well as just plain old “breasts”,…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

A little something different from Bojan Bogdanovic tonight! Instead of just taking a bunch of threes, he decided that this was the time to bust out his crafty midrange game. This is a development I am in favor of. The Nets’ season is basically over; he needs to be aggressive, like this, if he’s going…

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Thaddeus Young 21 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2015)

Thaddeus Young, clothed in plain black sweatpants and a grey hoodie with the hood up, glanced around anxiously. This was the seediest part of Brooklyn, and if some thug recognized him for who he truly was, he would get mugged in an instant. The dealer was already late. Every second he spent out here was…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2015)

I just couldn’t do it, friends. With only five made baskets and no replays, I knew that making this video a minute long would require a Herculean effort. In the end, the strength was not within me, and I barely staggered over the 50-second threshold. I want to apologize directly to my brothers and sisters…

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Cory Jefferson 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/6/2015)

Hold up. You’re telling me that Cory Jefferson is already 24? There goes my excitement for him, vanished in a puff of smoke and putback slams. Rewatching this video I just compiled might bring back some of the hype, but only a bit. I want my rookies to not be old enough to drink. Yeah,…

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Markel Brown 14 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

They say the first step to combating addiction is to admit you have a problem. With that in mind: I am addicted to making Markel Brown highlights. Where do I go from here? Oh, to be blessed with a more common addiction, such as alcohol or gambling, addictions where there is a large support network…

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Markel Brown 10 Points/11 Rebounds/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/23/2015)

10 points, 11 rebounds, 4 blocks. If you asked me which young Nets prospect accumulated that statline, I would say without hesitation “Cory Jefferson”. If you told me I was incorrect, I would then guess Mason Plumlee, then Cory Jefferson again, followed by Jerome Jordan, Bojan Bogdanovic, Sergey Karasev, and then maybe Markel Brown, if…

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Markel Brown 9 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/20/2015)

Markel Brown is notable for having once, in a sanctioned NCAA game, dunked on someone so hard that the refs had no choice but to eject him from the contest. Fate was kinder to him this time, though the dunk was not as outrageous. He didn’t even use anybody’s head as toilet paper.

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Bojan Bogdanovic 18 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/20/2015)

We can no longer ignore it. The rumors, previously dismissed to be slanderous and vengeful, are true. I see it plainly with my own two eyes, like the breaking of a new day. Bojan Bogdanovic, at the tender age of 25, is going bald. His hairline, once pristine, now withers away like fallen autumn leaves…

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Alan Anderson 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/4/2015)

Career advice for Alan Anderson: if you want people to pay attention to you, as an old role-player who doesn’t do a whole lot on the court, you have to dunk it more often. Yes, it’s hard for a 32-year old to throw down monster hammers, but these are the sacrifices you must make if…

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