Bojan Bogdanovic 12 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2014)

I’m going to try out something new for those who don’t have the time to watch highlight videos: text descriptions of the events contained within! Let’s see how it turns out. Who knows, maybe I’ll start doing this in lieu of the time-consuming videos. Jarrett Jack passes it out to Alan Anderson on the wing,…

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Mason Plumlee 18 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/12/2014)

Brook Lopez is a total offensive stud, but he isn’t what the Nets need right now. They need to trade him for a ragtag assortment of four or so players, then start Plumlee. The Masonic Temple has given us several reasons why he is better than the fragile Broke Lopez: -Regularly catches lobs -Durable; Lopez…

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Sergey Karasev 11 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2014)

I’m not sure I understand the train of thought that went into making Sergey Karasev a starter. Yeah, the Nets are short on small forwards right now, it’s basically him or Bojan. He’s also Russian, which is understandably appealing to the ownership. Those things should be reasons enough, but Sergey hasn’t shown anything at all…

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Jerome Jordan 12 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/8/2014)

I still remember vividly the 2010 NBA draft. Such excitement. Just like every draft, there were promises of superstardom at the top. Derrick Williams? Evan Turner? Ekpe Udoh? Surefire All-Stars. The Bucks lucked into Larry Sanders all the way at the 15th slot, and I was happy. Despite the incredible talent at the top, there…

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Sergey Karasev 11 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2014)

Accompanied only by the heavy clunks of his booted footfalls, Sergey Karasev walked through the nighttime streets of Brooklyn. It was nice; the claustrophobic townhouses reminded him of his childhood in St. Petersburg. He looked up. Even the moon looked the same, scattered as it was by the mature shade trees lining the empty street….

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Bojan Bogdanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2014)

It’s been an up and down rookie campaign Bojan “Booyah” Bogdanovic. On the plus side, he’s been getting a bunch of minutes, earning valuable game-time experience in the NBA. On the minus side, he’s not scoring many points at all, or really doing much of anything while on the court. Brooklyn fans may disagree, citing…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2014)

Bojan Bogdanovic is one of the highest-performing rookies so far this season, averaging 11 points a game. He shouldn’t even really count as a rookie though. 25 years old? This guy isn’t some fresh-faced kid. He’s a stout-hearted three-point assassin, his skills honed in the Euroleagues. He had another good game tonight, his stats only…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 22 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

Bojan “Bojangles” Bogdanovic may be a newbie to the delights of the southern-US-based fried chicken chain, but he is certainly no newbie when it comes to showcasing his talents on the hardwood. As the only good player on the Nets tonight, he drops in his patented “20 piece chicken & 10 biscuits box” (plus two…

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Brook Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2014)

This might be the most egregious example of fraternal violence since Cain killed his brother Abel back in the Garden of Eden. The puffy-haired Lopez just had no answers as the neatly-coiffed hair of the other Lopez abused him repeatedly near the basket. What I really want to see is these two guys playing on…

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Kevin Garnett 12 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/15/2014)

My phone rings. “Hello, this is DownToBuck.” The voice on the other end is angry. “You take that video down right now or I’m calling the FBI.” I am no stranger to threats. NBA players do not appreciate the strange brand of truth that I provide. Without even asking the caller’s name, I know immediately…

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