Thaddeus Young 29 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

Thaddeus Young scoring 29 points may not seem like a very exciting performance to you. You ignorant pleb. Let me show you the numerous errors in the labored and excruciatingly slow process you call “thinking”. Firstly, the Mad Thadder hit 14 shots to get his 29 points, including a single (clutch) triple, while missing all…

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Jarrett Jack 22 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2015)

“You can’t ignore me forever, DTB.” Startled by the unexpected voice behind me, I turn my chair away from the computer screen to find that Jarrett Jack has entered my office. This is not the first time an NBA player has intruded upon the sanctity of my abode, so I am able to respond calmly….

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Andrea Bargnani 23 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2015)

There is no reason that Andrew Bargnani, RIGHT NOW, could not score 15 points a game. No reason. Look at the teammates he’s playing with! The offensive cupboards, as they say, are bare. Scoring the ball has become a burdensome chore for the Nets. Easy solution: just feed Bargs the ball like they did when…

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Bojan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2015)

“Dear Father, It has been too long since I last wrote to you. The distance between us is great, but I should not have also let our closeness grow further apart. Enclosed is a check for you and mama. You can use it to buy presents for my brothers and sisters. They are a little…

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Shane Larkin 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2015)

Thanks to the National Security Administration’s probably-illegal nationwide internet traffic dragnet, all you need to do to get somebody’s Google search history is tell the NSA that you’re a police officer who needs the information to catch a child predator or a terrorist or something. Really I don’t think the NSA even reads the letter….

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Thaddeus Young 25 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2015)

No one really likes the Brooklyn Nets. No one really likes Thaddeus Young. Those two things combined mean one thing: this video isn’t going to get any views. Normally, a player who has no fans plays on a team which DOES have fans, which means that some of those fans will watch any video where…

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Shane Larkin 11 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

It seems like so long ago since Shane Larkin was a relevant basketball player. His three years so far in the NBA have been marked by no notable occurrences, no outstanding performances, and a whole bunch of butt splinters. I guess there really isn’t a market for a tiny point guard who can’t shoot and…

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Brook Lopez 26 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

I don’t know who this new Nets commentator is, but it seems like his entire purpose in life is to take a dump on Brook Lopez whenever possible. I mean, it’s your job to be a homer. If you don’t like the fact that half of Lopez’ field goal attempts are flat-footed set-shots from twenty…

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Brook Lopez 24 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2015)

When people talk about ugly jerseys, the new Hawks jerseys are often brought into the conversation. I politely yet firmly disagree with those people, but that’s not what we’re talking about here. In the Hawks-Nets game last night, the Hawks jerseys were not even the ugliest on the court. Put another way, the grey and…

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Thaddeus Young 26 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2015)

Would have been nice to see the horrible Nets give the unbeatable Warriors their first loss. Quite the upset in the making, and it had to be ruined. Damn you Iguodala! I blame him. Why does he have to shine so bright in the big moments? I also blame Thaddeus Young. All he had to…

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