Buddy Hield 20 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)

If you’ve been paying close attention to my video descriptions recently, you’ll have learned that my microwave died a few days ago and it caused me to go into severe Pop-Tart withdrawal. I don’t have a toaster and I’m not going to eat cold Pop-Tarts like a hobo so I’ve been subsisting mostly on Jolly…

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Buddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

Right now me and my 12-foot-fall purple 3D-printed statue of Buddy Hield are laying low for a while. There’s still a lot of news coverage about how they found a dead guy in our neighborhood, and I’m constantly afraid that they’re going to figure out that it was actually my sentient Buddy Hield statue who…

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Buddy Hield 20 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2018)

I had a scary and exhilarating experience last night. So, pretty much every night now, me and my 12-foot-tall purple 3D-printed plastic sentient naked statue of Buddy Hield go for walks in the area around my place. The weather here in Wisconsin is getting a little bit warmer, not that I think the cold affects…

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Buddy Hield 24 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2018)

Is there a reason that Buddy “Hield of Dreams” Hield gets only 24 minutes per game? I feel like the 6th overall pick from a year ago who is playing relatively well should be getting all opportunities that the Kings can afford him. A conspiracy theory would be that they can’t play him too much…

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Buddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2018)

Does Buddy Hield only get 23 minutes per game because he’s already so well-developed that his minutes have been reduced in favor of the raw, under-developed players on the Kings’ roster?That’s the only logical explanation I can come up with for why a skilled scorer like Hield plays so little on a team that has…

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Buddy Hield 19 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)

Not gonna lie, getting my channel terminated bummed me out a lot, but I think my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple Buddy Hield statue took it even harder than I did. When I told him the sad news I swear he started crying. I mean, he didn’t make any tears because he doesn’t have tear ducts,…

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Buddy Hield 24 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2018)

I was expecting more from Buddy Hield this season. Straight up. He finished the season so well after getting traded to the Kings, I at least thought he would keep that up. Obviously I’m a huge dumbo for (for once) actually being optimistic about a player. That’ll teach me, right? From now on, everyone’s a…

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Buddy Hield 24 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

My 3D-printed statue of Buddy Hield has completely sated my need for human interaction. His gigantic purpleness is less judgemental of my unique lifestyle than humans are. Long ago I tired of dealing with so-called “normies”, but this twelve-foot-tall naked purple Buddy is about as far from being a normie as it’s possible to get….

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Buddy Hield 24 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2017)

Buddy Hield is one of the very best three point shooters in the league, 7th at the time of this writing, so it’s a shame that his three-point attempts have actually gone down this season from his rookie year. A young sweet-shooting player like him on a team like the Kings should be chucking like…

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Buddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

So the 3D-printed Buddy Hield statue I have living with me is basically becoming more humanlike with every passing day. I mean, he’s still purple, plastic, and twelve feet tall (and naked), so it’s still pretty obvious that he’s not a homo sapien like me, but the dim consciousness he possessed when he first “awakened”…

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