Caris LeVert 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

Caris “Fat LeverT” LeVert had a nice game tonight. His second best game this season in terms of points, and his second best game this season in terms of assists. Does that make it his second best game this season in total? Yup! I thought the Nets were gonna be pure unfiltered garbago beans this…

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Caris LeVert 21 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

Ha! Ha! The heavily-touted Thunder lost again! This time, to a team featuring as its best player… Caris LeVert? Rondae Hollis-Jefferson? Spencer Dinwiddie? Whichever of the three you pick, there’s no way a star-laden team like OKC should be losing to the Nets as currently constructed. This game is way more of an indictment on…

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Caris LeVert 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

I have yet to see much out of Caris LeVert that justifies his nickname “Baby Durant”. That’s the problem with nicknames given out in high school. The different level of competition makes any fringe NBA prospect look like a god, and I’m sure LeVert flashed tons of Durant-like tendencies. Same way that Luke Babbitt was…

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Caris LeVert 16 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2017)

I was tempted not to make this video because it features more free throws (6) than made field goals (5). That’s pretty much my official benchmark for deciding if there are too many free throws in a video. The only reason I caved is because I suddenly remembered that Caris LeVert is like a mini…

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Caris LeVert 19 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2017)

The Brooklyn Nets keep winning games. Most teams as bad as they are have fully embraced the tanking lifestyle by this point in the season, but since they don’t own their own pick, they can tell their players to play hard and try to actually win games. It’s kind of refreshing, actually. And it doesn’t…

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Caris LeVert 20 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)

The Nets season is, mercifully, coming to an end. Better luck next year, bros, because you can just forget all about this one. Did anything go right for them at all? I guess Brook Lopez was pretty solid. And some of their young talent didn’t totally crash and burn when given more opportunity then they…

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Caris LeVert 15 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)

Let’s be honest: the only reason anyone like Caris LeVert is because his last name has the same sort of cadence as LeBron James’ first name. That’s the only reason, there are no other reasons. People hear “LeVert” in an NBA context and they immediately associate it with “LeBron”, leading to a favorable impression that…

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Caris LeVert 16 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2017)

All you people who said I should make a Caris LeVert vid should be ashamed. Because I made the vid, and it had way more free throws than made buckets. Come on. I trusted you guys to not lead me astray down the path of uncompelling highlights, and you betrayed me. Just kidding. You know…

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Caris LeVert 13 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)

The Nets just won a game! They didn’t manage to win one in February, but that’s cool, a lot of good teams often go entire months without winning. Caris LeVert (what kind of name is Caris anyway) was a big part of the win, contributing thirteen points, including a sick turnaround jumper and an okay…

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Caris LeVert 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2017)

The Nets just dropped 143 god-damn points on the Pelicans, the second highest point total this season for a team. Caris LeVert didn’t have an insane point total for how many points his team scored, but 17 for himself and 14 more from the assists is pretty good. But with how good the Nets did,…

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