Cedi Osman 20 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

I admit, I said some things that I now regret after Cedi Osman’s first two games this season. Everyone was feeling all excited, Cavs fans were delirious with joy, and I got swept up in the hype. I believe I declared Osman the official second banana to Kevin Love. Whoops! As Treebeard said, “don’t be…

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Cedi Osman 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

It’s a good thing I didn’t vocalize any of my stupid pessimistic pre-season opinions about Cedi Osman because if I did you guys would dig them up and make me look like a stupid hater idiot. Normally when I hear that such-and-so player has been “in the gym every day” and “talking with LeBron” I’m…

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Cedi Osman 17 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

The Cavaliers are Kevin Love’s team now. He gets to be the man just like he was in Minnesota. But his second banana this time around isn’t Michael Beasley. It’s Cedi Osman! Cavs fans have been hyping this guy up for the whole offseason, hyping him up for reasons I can’t figure out other than…

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Cedi Osman Career High 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Cedi Osman scored a career-high eighteen points on a career-high eighteen field goal attempts in a career-high 39 minutes of playing time. Having the same amount of points as attempts is never a good sign, but it’s the last game of the regular season, and Osman just wanted a taste of what it’s like to…

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Cedi Osman 12 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

Cedi Osman was rewarded for his relatively strong play in his string of nine starts by…getting benched for Rodney Hood against the Pistons. Here come some DTB truth nukes dropped right on your doorstep: if we’re being real, Hood is better than Osman. Hood has a way bigger chance to score twenty or even thirty…

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Cedi Osman 13 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

Sorry for the delay on the description. I was watching funny videos on YouTube. There’s so many of them, and I got caught in a timewarp. My bad. I won’t let it happen again. So, yeah, Cedi Osman. Is he good? Is he not good? One thing’s for sure: he’s Turkish. If I see any…

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Cedi Osman 12 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

“Yo, my man,” LeBron said, walking up to Cedi Osman, who was sitting in his locker, and exchanging some dap. “You remember what the plan is for tonight?” Cedi scrunched up his face in thought. “I think so. We’re gonna…we’re gonna ruin Paul Pierce’s jersey retirement!” LeBron smiled. “Damn straight we are. And all those…

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Cedi Osman 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

“LeBron, what’s going on?” Cedi Osman said as he entered the locker room, looking in confusion at the nameplates above the lockers. “The stupid people who work here don’t know what our roster is.” “Yeah, it’s messed up,” LeBron James answered evasively, purposely looking away from his rookie teammate. “Don’t worry about it too much.”…

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Cedi Osman 10 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

There are so many jokes I could theoretically make combining Cedi Osman’s name (pronounced with a “J” sound) and Star Wars. A treasure trove of comedic puncraft. Problem is, I’ve never seen any of the Star Wars except for the first half of the first one, and I don’t remember even that little bit at…

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