Chandler Parsons 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/28/2017)

I almost put “Grizzlies Debut” in the title of the video because I think this is the first time Chandler Parsons has shown up for a game for them. OUCH! SICK BURN. Get that man some ointment. Yeah for real though he has sucked for the Grizzlies. Not his fault, well maybe a little bit…

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Chandler Parsons 27 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

“We need to talk about our last conversation,” Jeremy said. Chandler Parsons looked down at the phone in his hand, as if simply staring at it would cause Jeremy Lin to emerge from the screen. How badly Chandler wanted to see him again, but a mere phone call would have to suffice. Bringing the phone…

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Chandler Parsons 24 Points/1 Headbutt Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

So the big news from this game is that Chandler Parsons and Zaza Pachulia basically brawled right at center court as their teammates threw hundred-dollar bills at them in a crude form of bet-making. It didn’t quite go down exactly that way, but it was pretty close, as you’ll see if you watch until the…

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Chandler Parsons 25 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)

Chandler Parsons had just finished pouring himself an afternoon bowl of Cap’n Crunch when he heard his phone ring from its place charging in his bedroom. Setting the bowl on the counter, he jogged over to the source of the ringing. When he picked up the phone and saw the name of the caller, his…

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Chandler Parsons 22 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

Chandler Parsons looked at the iPhone in his hand. The number had been entered, ready to be dialed. It was just the matter of pressing the button. A button that would rip open old wounds. He took a deep breath. It had to be done. Before he could reverse course, he jabbed his finger at…

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Chandler Parsons 22 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2015)

Jenny Smith of Houston, Texas stared listlessly at her word processor. Ever since Chandler Parsons had gone to play in Dallas, her Parsons/Lin fanfiction storyline had come to an abrupt halt. She didn’t understand why it had to be this way. Her dad said that the Dallas team, whatever their name was, had paid Chandler…

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Chandler Parsons 32 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

There are a lot of ways to shoot three pointers. You can push it from in front of your head, you can slingshot it from behind your head. You can use your wrists only, or you can use your arms only. Perhaps a combination of both. You can shoot it to the rafters, or on…

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Chandler Parsons 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/11/2014)

Chandler Parsons is slumping pretty hard to start his tenure with the Mavs. He’s had plenty of good games, but he also went a combined 2-of-20 in the games before this one. He may have “gotten paid” this Summer, leading to less focus, but that’s not the whole story. He also “got swole” during the…

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