Malik Monk All 27 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

On March 2nd, roughly a week before the NBA went into a COVID-induced hibernation, Malik Monk was suspended “indefinitely” for an undisclosed substance abuse violation. There weren’t a whole lot of details about Monk’s suspension available at the time, and then everybody forgot their need for details when a different kind of suspension, the league-wide…

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Nicolas Batum All 28 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

At any given point in the NBA, there are a select few players who are held up as examples of what happens when the guaranteed contract system goes horribly wrong. Rashard Lewis was one of those players, once upon a time. Gilbert Arenas has been in this category. More recently, the cap spike that enabled…

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Miles Bridges All 47 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Look at these numbers. Just look at them: Miles Bridges 2018-19: 71 dunks. Miles Bridges 2019-20: 47 dunks. Those numbers are totally unacceptable for a young player who is supposed to be showing rapid improvement. As the provider of the finest dunk compilations (“dunkilations”) anywhere to be found in the Internetubes, I demand more dunkage…

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Devonte’ Graham All 218 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation Part II)

“Put me down!” Devonte’ yelled, ruing (not for the first time) the undeniable disadvantage that his short stature posed. He started kicking his legs to free himself, but when a dangerous-looking automatic firearm was brandished in front of his face by one of the men, he stopped struggling and allowed himself to get dragged towards…

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Devonte’ Graham All 218 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Devonte’ Graham walked home after a solo training session at the Hornets’ practice facility. His condo was just a few blocks away, and he liked it that way. There was never an excuse not to hit the gym and get some weight training in, or to step on the court for a couple hours of…

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Caleb Martin 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2020)

Caleb Martin scored nineteen points on only four made shots in this game. He was 4-of-12 from the field (1-of-6 from three) but hit all eight of his free throws, leaving this video at a disgusting 2-1 free throw to bucket ratio. It was James Harden-esque, and, in DTB’s world, something being Harden-esque is never…

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Devonte’ Graham 30 Points/8 Threes/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2020)

It sort of seemed like Devonte’ Graham had recovered from the slump that he slumped into around the All-Star break. He had four straight twenty-point games culminating in this thirty-point performance where the Hornets came down from a twenty-point lead to easily beat the Heat, whose “hardworking culture” was no match for the Hornets’…uh…I don’t…

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Devonte’ Graham 27 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/9/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Devonte’ Graham took 26 shots to score his 27 points in this game. He was barely, just barely, on the correct end of that equation by having more points than shots attempted. The other side of that equation is where NBA players should dare never venture (although Graham has ventured there many…

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Terry Rozier Career High 40 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2020)

Terry Rozier opened his eyes, then squinted them shut again. There was sunlight shining in his face, which always annoyed him when he was trying to capture those last few elusive minutes of sleep. However, he soon opened his eyes again, because there was no reason why there would be sun in his eyes. Every…

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Caleb Martin 23 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2020)

I’m struggling to keep the Martins straight right now. Which one is supposed to be the “good” one and which one is supposed to be the “defensive specialist” one? I thought that Caleb Martin was the “defensive specialist” one but he’s the guy who scored 23 points tonight. Meanwhile, “good” Cody Martin only scored 11….

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