Kemba Walker All 260 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)

Sunlight filtering through the blinds woke Kemba up earlier than he wanted. Putting “acquire blackout shades” on his mental list of around-the-house projects that he would need to complete sometime, he blearily reached for his phone to check his messages. He had plenty of messages, both from old teammates as well as a few of…

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Kemba Walker All 260 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)

“This is our new practice facility,” said Celtics GM Danny Ainge as he led his newest acquisition through the front door of the Auerbach Center. “Just opened last year. Only the finest amenities.” Kemba Walker wondered why Danny was seemingly so focused on trying to impress him. The sign-and-trade had already happened. There was no…

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Miles Bridges All 71 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

Standing outside the door of the Hornets’ practice facility, Miles Bridges took a moment to compose himself. He was just returning from a two-month sojourn to the mountainous regions of western North Carolina, where he had reconnected with his inner self, attained a higher spiritual awareness, and, yes, worked on his game. Limiting himself to…

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Miles Bridges 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

What went wrong for the Hornets this year? It’s not like they don’t have talent. I’ve been thinking about it hard and have come up with a concise list of problems that they had. And once I’m done sharing it with you, I’m going to forget this season by them ever happened. Except for that…

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Jeremy Lamb 23 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

The playoff race in the East is too complicated for me to understand. Even though there’s only two or one games left for all teams involved (and it’s only, like, two teams – the Hornets and the Pistons), keeping track of all the scenarios and possibilities is too much for my fragile little brain to…

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Frank Kaminsky 24 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

Frank Kaminsky hasn’t gotten a lot of accolades or awards in his NBA career up to this point, which is fair because he hasn’t had an especially good career up to this point. However, that trend might be changing for him as he has just received a very prestigious and esteemed award for his performance…

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Frank Kaminsky 22 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Frank Kaminsky is a free-agent this season. I’m guessing he’s probably actually maybe a restricted free-agent or something (maybe), and maybe there’s some Bird Rights thrown in there too (whatever those are), but what I know for sure is that his contract doesn’t have any more years left on it. This is the last one….

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Jeremy Lamb 22 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

OFFICIAL THINGS THAT JEREMY LAMB HATES POWER RANKINGS: 1. The Toronto Raptors 2. Fans of the Toronto Raptors 3. Players who play for the Toronto Raptors 4. The city of Toronto 5. The sovereign nation of Canada 6. Dinosaurs 7. Losing games 8. Not getting to be the one who takes game-winning three-point attempts 9….

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Devonte’ Graham 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

As far as I can figure it, here’s where the Hornets’ point guard situation stands as their hopes for the playoffs dwindle to basically nothing: -Kemba Walker is still the starter. Bolstering the second unit by moving Kembert to the bench would be a bold, but ill-advised move. -Devonte’ Graham has an extra apostrophe in…

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Frank Kaminsky 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

Let’s cut straight to the chase: Frank Kaminsky’s nickname is no longer “Frank the Tank”. That was a bad nickname for him, and it’s better used on Frank Ntilikina because whenever he plays he “tanks” the Knicks lineup. Kaminsky’s new nickname is “K-Man”, in honor of Mike Gminski (whose last name rhymes with “Kaminsky”), whose…

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