Gerald Henderson 27 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2015)

Gerald Henderson is what would happen if you took a player to one of those advanced stats summits, and implanted a device in his ear that replaced every occurrence of the term “three-pointer” and changed it to “long two”. That’s his game. That’s how he scores. He has shown the ability to shoot and make…

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Noah Vonleh 10 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/31/2015)

I didn’t realize how funny Noah Vonleh looks. He’s got that old man stretched-out look going, but somehow he also looks like a newborn baby. I don’t know. I just get weird vibes from him for some reason. Is he the personification, the manifestation of all the separate eras of humanity into one time-being? Was…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/31/2015)

If Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s absolutely borked jumpshot form can be fixed into something approaching okay, I’m convinced that there is no NBA malady out there that can’t be fixed with a little know-how. DeAndre Jordan’s free throws, Brandon Jennings’ nonexistent right hand, Joakim Noah’s whirlwind jumper, MCW’s ill-conceived passes that are doomed to result in turnovers,…

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Cody Zeller Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2015)

The president sat in his presidential chair. The seat of power, as it were. It still didn’t seem real to him, to be the most powerful man in the world. He thought back on the events that had brought him to this place, the fateful proclamation made in Denver. Who knew words could be so…

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Bismack Biyombo Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2015)

I’m not here to argue the merits of taking Bismack Biyombo with the 7th overall pick. It is what it is. Why not go for the next Mutombo? He’s been as good as advertised on the defensive end, and as poor as advertised on offense. He’s like the opposite of Al Jefferson, as opposite as…

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Gerald Henderson 31 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2015)

Gerald Henderson: least respected playoff starter ever? No. Not even close. Why did I even ask? I don’t know. He sucked last year in the playoffs, so any disrespect thrown his way was probably earned, but there is no one who cares about Hendo enough to pay him any notice, much less diss him. Hendo…

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Cody Zeller Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2015)

I have maintained for a while that Tyler Zeller is the superior Zeller. You might be able to make a case for Luke as well, though it would be a much more strained argument. Cody just hasn’t impressed me so far. Obviously his goal is not to impress me, but to impress his coaching staff,…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 17 Points/3 New Jumpshots Full Highlights (1/3/2015)

I have to give the Charlotte coaching staff credit. They really did a great job fixing Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s much-mocked jumpshot. The form is still kind of messed up though. It’s hard to change a lifetime of messed up repetition, so every time he shoots his arms still want to do the same old routine. I…

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Gerald Henderson 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2014)

Here’s how you know that a team sucks: a player that was getting no minutes all of a sudden gets a lot of minutes, or vice versa. Using this advanced logical formula, you can tell me that Gerald Henderson went from a few DNP’s at the beginning of the season to nearly 40 minutes in…

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Al Jefferson 28 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

Well, it happened again. I wasn’t watching this game, but I was keeping tabs on it, and when I saw that Big Al had eighteen points in the first quarter, I started entering the hype zone. My friends, you do not want to enter the hype zone without first taking the proper precautions. And you…

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