Johnny O’Bryant 16 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Johnny “Irish Kobe” O’Bryant. In a prior video, I foolishly re-appropriated his well-earned nickname, furnishing it instead on the unworthy Pat Connaughton. I figured, hey, Johnny isn’t using it, so why not give it to someone who could do something with it? Boobery. Utter boobery…

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Treveon Graham 14 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

OFFICIAL GRAHAM POWER RANKINGS 1. Joey Graham (do you even lift bro) 2. Stephen Graham (more longevity than his first-place brother, but less scoring) 3. Paul Graham (highest scorer on this list at 8 PPG in his 3-year career) 4. Greg Graham (played in the 90s so some old-timers might actually remember him) 5. Treveon…

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Jeremy Lamb Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2017)

This is a career-high for Jeremy Lamb in points, so why does it feel so underwhelming when I actually watch ths video? Don’t let that sentence ruin your enjoyment of this, by the way. If you think this a great vid that accurately captures how it should feel when Lamb scores 32 points, you’re not…

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Frank Kaminsky 24 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

The Hornets are really disappointing this year, and I’m just going to skip straight to the part where I blame Frank Kaminsky. No beating around the bush: It is Frank Kaminsky’s fault that the Hornets aren’t nearly as good as they should be. Under normal circumstances, I would have written like three paragraphs offering evidence…

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Nicolas Batum 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

Even if Nic “The Lisieux Laser” Batum hadn’t come right out and said “my injury is affecting the way I play”, most close observers of the Hornets could easily tell that something is wrong with him. He’s normally been an effective shooter who simply had fallen prey to bad shot selection, but now his percentages…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 18 Points/3 Jumpshots Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

Are jumpshots a part of Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s game now? I’m looking at his shot chart and comparing it to previous years, and the results are inconclusive. Maybe he’s shooting a few more this year? It’s easy to think of him as an around-the-rim-only player, but players his size are basically forced to take at least…

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Marvin Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

Nobody cares about Marvin Williams, and my time would be better spent doing literally anything other than making highlight videos for the dude, but there’s some kind of compulsion in me where I simply can’t ignore role-players scoring role-playerish amounts of points. I tell myself sternly “W-Marv has to score twenty or he doesn’t get…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 17 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

The Hornets finally got another win after winning only one of the previous eight games, and Michael Kidd-Gilchrist did his best to shed the fairly-applied “bust” label by going 8-of-9 from the field and achieving the not-so-coveted “4×4” (reaching a total of four in four different stats, much easier than a 5×5). I totally didn’t…

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Treveon Graham 12 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

Staring at my computer screen with annoyance, I pick up my phone and hit the first number on my speed dial list. When the call is answered after just two rings, I don’t even allow the answerer to give his customary greeting. “Sup Adam,” I interrupt. “You probably know why I’m calling.” There’s a sigh…

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Marvin Williams 17 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

I thought that the Hornets would be a solid .500 team this year, but even Marvin “W-Marv” Williams’ 45% shooting from tripletown can’t drag them to better than a 9-15 record. Their overtime loss to the Bulls, who are awful, would seem to indicate that playoffs should no longer be an option for Buzz City….

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