Dwayne Bacon Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2019)

Just to clue you in to some of the day-to-day struggle of an NBA highlights superstar: I had to type out the title of this video 14 seperate times before I was able to correctly put “Dwayne” instead of “Dwyane”. And I had to do a few takes on that previous sentence as well. Dwyane…

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Devonte’ Graham 10 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2019)

There were parts of this game were Devonte’ “Extraneous Apostrophe” Graham was, dare I say it…dominating. For the first six minutes of the second quarter, he took the game over by himself, scoring six points and dropping seven dimes. That’s gotta be one of the best six-minute stretches by a backup point guard in recent…

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Miles Bridges 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/24/2019)

Miles Bridges dunked it four times this games, right after dunking it four times last game. If he kept those numbers up for the whole season, starting with game 1 and ending with game 82, that would be 328 dunks. Which is barely more than the pace Rudy Gobert is on this year, which is…

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Dwayne Bacon Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)

If you know anything about the exciting conclusion of this game, you’ll know that all the stuff that Dwayne Bacon did during the course of the game was made completely irrelevant and pointless. Even though he set a new career-high of twenty points (there’s no such thing as “The Hall of the Twenty-Point Scorers”, but…

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Miles Bridges 20 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/23/2019)

The big story of this game was the Charlotte Hornets going on a 30-5 run to close out the game and win by seven against the Celtics. Unfortunately for my ability to snag low-hanging fruit to use as description material, Miles Bridges wasn’t really involved directly in the comeback. He did have his best-ever game…

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Jeremy Lamb 26 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2019)

DTB’s useless NBA fact of the day: 26 points is the second-most any player has scored this season while making six or fewer field goals. Bradley Beal, unfortunately, once scored 28 on just six field goals, so Jeremy Lamb doesn’t quite get to enter his name into the record books. Devin Booker, Blake Griffin, Kevin…

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Jeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2018)

The Hornets’ 75 points against the Heat is tied for the third-lowest score for a team this season. Here are the games that have the dubious distinction of being just as bad or worse than this absolute stinker that the Hornets disgraced our eyeballs with: 1. Utah Jazz, 68 points (leading scorer: Ricky Rubio, 11)…

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Miles Bridges 15 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

I hope that Miles Bridges did okay in the dunk contest. I didn’t watch it (and I’m going to keep reminding you of that fact until some acknowledges that they’re impressed by my willful shunning of the event), so I don’t know what types of dunks he even did. But he does strike me as…

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Marvin Williams 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/8/2019)

“Um, Mr. Williams?” said one of the ballboys in a tentative voice. Marvin Williams smiled kindly at him as he got ready to change out of his street clothes into his game jersey. “What’s up?” The ballboy still seemed nervous; he looked down at the floor as he talked rather than directly at the person…

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Frank Kaminsky 20 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2019)

I just realized that Michael Kidd-Gilchrist was recently excised from the Hornets’ rotation in favor of Frank Kaminsky. Previously, I hadn’t bothered to look at whose playing time was affected by Kaminsky’s re-insertion into the lineup. I just assumed it was, like, Bismack Biyombo or Willy Hernangomez or Cody Zeller. I didn’t expect that coach…

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