Frank Kaminsky 21 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Frank Kaminsky was kinda taking it to Anthony Davis on both ends of the court. He wasn’t dominating him or anything, but he was really holding his own and being aggressive. On a night where Hornets fans had to be reminded yet again of how they got screwed in the David draft and ended up…

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Nicolas Batum 29 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2018)

I think the Hornets would be in the playoff hunt right now if Nicolas “Ball Puncher” Batum wasn’t so damn inconsistent. One game he’ll look like this, hitting jumpers and making nice passes, then the next he’ll not do much except trudge around the court with a hangdog expression on his face. Consistency is hard…

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Nicolas Batum 12 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2018)

Nic Batum has been on a diming spree since the All-Star break; in the eight games he’s played since then, he’s gotten 7, 8, 9, 12, 10, 8, 8, and 10 assists. His scoring has dropped off in that span, thanks to his new focus on getting his teammates involved: the most points he scored…

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Frank Kaminsky 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

I’m wondering right now how many rules would be violated if Frank Kaminsky waved goodbye to the NBA and returned to Wisconsin full-time. He’s been an okay NBA player, even if the Hornets kinda messed up in selecting him, but I’m sure he would be an unstoppable Kareem-like force if he could just convince the…

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Nicolas Batum 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2018)

I might have to reconsider Nicolas “Bad-dumb” Batum’s nickname. I’ve been working on it the whole season after seeing how bad and dumb he was being, polishing it up for release, and now that I’ve finally finished it, it’s not relevant anymore. This will be the only time it gets used, I think. I wonder…

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Treveon Graham 15 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)

I’m really, really sorry that I forgot to do a vid for Treveon “Telegraham” Graham scoring 14 a couple games ago. I was going to, but since I don’t believe in to-do lists or even the general concept of a list (lists are too… linear for me), I forgot. That is absolutely, totally, 99 percent…

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Nicolas Batum 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

Nicolas Batum had a triple-double last game? Was this, like, a retroactively granted triple-double? Because I totally would’ve made a video for it had I noticed about, but I swear I did and I swear he only had 9 assists. Too late now. I don’t go back in time to do highlights. So I apologize…

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Nicolas Batum 22 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

I will not stop being amazed at how much Nicolas Batum is getting paid. I know I bring it up in almost every description, but in fairness to myself, is there anything else to talk about regarding him? No. He only exists as a number in a spreadsheet. Or, 22,434,783 numbers. He had a good…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 19 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

Under my new definition of the word “bust”, which is “a player picked in the top five of the draft who never scores thirty or more points in a single game”, Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is a bust. Under many of the other competing definitions for the word “bust”, he remains a bust, but there are some…

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Jeremy Lamb 18 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

I sort of feel like Jeremy “Sleepy Eyes” Lamb is breaking out this year but nobody realizes or cares because the Hornets as a team are so uninspiring. I didn’t even fully realize it myself until I realized that I had no material ready for this description, so I pulled up Sleepy’s basketball-reference page and…

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