Dwayne Bacon 18 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

It would be so easy to call Dwayne Bacon “The Baconator”. So easy. Way too easy. In my opinion, if a nickname presents itself so readily, it’s probably a bad nickname. Even if it checks all the boxes: -Is related to the name of the player -Is fun to say -References some popular cultural item…

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Jeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

You know, I’ve always secretly thought that Jeremy Lamb should be the second banana on the Hornets behind Kemba Walker. I’ve thought this for a long time. Ever since he’s been on the Hornets, basically. Even his first year there, when he was the sixth banana behind Walker, Batum, Jefferson, Williams, and Lin, I thought…

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Jeremy Lamb 22 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2018)

Wow, I was getting all ready to say that the Hornets were maybe kinda good this year, and they go and lose to the Cavaliers? That sets them way back in my eyes. They could win their next 10 games and I’d be like “yeah that’s pretty cool, but remember when they lost to the…

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Tony Parker 24 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)

I don’t care what Morey thinks the most efficient or best basketball is. I will always love the midrange jumper. And I know I’m not alone. People are pretending to really enjoy this new three-point era. For sure, players like Steph Curry, Klay Thompson, and Brook Lopez are great to watch when they’re hot from…

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Willy Hernangomez 14 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

It’s hard to say which Hernangomez brother has been more marginalized during his time in the NBA, but I’m going with Willy on this one. After a promising rookie season where he got to play with his BFF forever Kristaps Porzingis on the Knicks, Willy has not seen a whole lot of success in the…

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Dwayne Bacon 15 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

Dwayne Bacon is one of those players whose just been forgotten about this season. I think there was some hype for him from his college days, maybe I’m wrong, but if there was, it’s gone now. He was such a low-volume “scorer” in his rookie year that it was hard for me to scrounge together…

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Marvin Williams 20 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2018)

Did Marvin “W-Marv” Williams ever have fans? He doesn’t now, I know that for sure, and he hasn’t for the whole time of been making highlights, but what about before then? Like when he was a sophomore putting up 13 a game. Where there people on the W-Marv hype train, convinced that he was rebounding…

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Jeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2018)

Jeremy Lamb has been in Charlotte for a long time now. Four years, has it really been that long? It seems like just last week he was being picked up as a reclamation project from an unsuccessful stint with the Thunder. That team apparently has made a habit of trading away great players for no…

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Malik Monk 21 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

Does Malik Monk look way older this year to anyone else? Last year he looked like a kid, running around having fun playing his favorite game. Now he looks like a grizzled vet with a wrinkly face and dour demeanor. Maybe I’m just misremembering what he looked like last year and am assigning appearance characteristics…

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Tony Parker 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

Basketball-wise, I don’t care that Tony Parker is on the Hornets now. There’s no sentimentality or anything for me seeing him in a new uni. What is a problem, though, is that he totally messed up the aesthetic-ness of his basketball-reference page. Looking at his career, there’s like 15 rows in a row that start…

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