Shaquille Harrison Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2018)

Shaquille “Shaqh” Harrison getting a career-high twenty points was literally the only good thing that happened to the Bulls this game, which they lost to the Celtics 133-77. Imagine if Shaqh had put up a point total more in line with his season average of six – the Bulls would have scored 63 points. Luckily,…

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Lauri Markkanen 24 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

In the process of gathering material for the composition of this description, I ventured over to Wikipedia to check out Lauri Markkanen’s article. But not his English-language entry. The one in Finnish. Because I want to know what actual Finnish people think about him. I was like “how hard could it be, reading Finnish, it’s…

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Lauri Markkanen 21 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2018)

Lauri Markkanen is back! At least, he’s back in the sense that he’s willing to chuck a ton of shots to prove that he’s ready to be the Bulls’ best player again. And that’s more than enough for me. Move over Zach LaVine! There’s a new game in town, and he’s got two intact ACLs!…

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Jabari Parker 21 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2018)

As I’m typing this, my tubby little kitty Japurri Purrker (who I’ve decided is not going to be renamed) is staring and meowing at a wall because he thinks there’s a bird on the other side of it. This seems like some sort of metaphor for the current state of Jabari Parker, but I can’t…

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Wendell Carter 28 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/30/2018)

The Bulls are still early in their tanking experiment (which, if the follow the Kings model, will go on indefinitely), but it’s never too early to try and identify pieces which need to be retained at any reasonable cost, and pieces that are disposable. The important pieces are part of the CORE. The non-important pieces…

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Jabari Parker 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2018)

Jabari Parker seems like he might be playing a bit better lately, but he still doesn’t quite pass the “eye test”; he often has sloppy turnovers and he often takes bad shots that he shouldn’t be taking (see: popping for a twenty-foot jumper with the defender in his face). It’s funny to note that the…

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Ryan Arcidiacono 22 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2018)

It was sweet when Ryan “ArchGOAT” Arcidiacono, who is the American Steve Nash, scored 22 last game. It was not sweet when he did so against the Bucks. I like it when role-players exceed their role and do great things, as long as they do it against teams that are not from the state of…

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Ryan Arcidiacono Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)

Ryan Arcidiacono: the American Steve Nash? The fact that I’m even typing it out like this means the answer is obviously yes. You could reverse the concept and say Steve Nash was the Canadian Ryan Arcidiacono, but that doesn’t seem as correct, somehow. Which is weird, because the sentence has all the same parts and…

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Jabari Parker 27 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)

This is the kind of game where you wonder how in the heck Jabari Parker could be so bad at basketball while watching it. If he could do this every night, he’d be a star. Of course, you could say that about almost every player I make a video for. Like if DeAndre’ Bembry had…

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Jabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

If you read any of my video descriptions ever, you know that I am singularly obsessed with just one stat: win-shares. Specifically, win-shares per 48. I don’t know why I have this obsession, but I do, and I can use this stat to write what appear to be insightful insights without actually knowing anything about…

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