Coby White 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

Coby White, on the surface, put up a nice-looking line of 20/5/5 (I call it “The Tyreke”). However, a cursory deeper inspection of his statline reveals the festering rot which ruins his performance: 9 turnovers. I don’t know if I’ve ever made a video where the player in question had that many turnovers. It’s impossible…

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Otto Porter 23 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

The Bulls were so close to finally being able to put on the court their ideal lineup. You know, the lineup chock-full of young stars-in-the-making that was going to take them to the playoffs? The Dunn (or Sato or whoever)/LaVine/Porter/Markkanen/Carter Jr + White off the bench lineup? They just got Markkanen and Porter and Carter…

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Coby White 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

Coby White averaged a neat 20/4/4 line over the month of February despite not starting a single game for the Bulls. And now, for the four games that he’s played in the month of March, he’s averaging 21/5/6, an improvement (albeit a small one) over those already sick numbers. I don’t want to make comparisons…

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Shaquille Harrison Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

So it turns out that, all along, Shaquille “Shaqalici” Harrison was getting held down by…Zach LaVine? I guess that makes sense, but I just assumed that Harrison didn’t have this kind of scoring potency brewing in his loins. In order to be held down you have to be worth holding down. It never occurred to…

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Coby White 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

With Zach LaVine out due to some kind of ailment or something (I’m just gonna assume that he’s butthurt about White stealing his spotlight), I honestly expected Coby White to score more points than this. 26 is a lot, but when a guy has recently had a three-game streak of thirty-point games, your expectations are…

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Shaquille Harrison 17 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

The Bulls’ insistence on keeping Coby White on the bench while Zach LaVine is injured meant that Shaquille “Shaqalici” (if anyone gets that reference you get my props) Harrison got his third consecutive start. How else is White going to set all sorts of records when it comes to rookies coming off the bench if…

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Coby White 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

Peep Coby White’s last six games: 33, 33, 35, 22, 19, and now 26 points. That’s 28 PPG per game over a six game stretch. Off the bench. Yeah, six games isn’t a lot to draw meaningful conclusions from, except we use just seven games to determine who the NBA championship belongs to so I…

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Denzel Valentine 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

It’s easy to see why Denzel Valentine doesn’t really play all that much. Coby White came in and immediately took for himself whatever Valentine’s role would have been on the Bulls going into the season. Then there’s Zach LaVine who’s going to eat up a ton of minutes as well. Otto Porter, now that he’s…

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Coby White 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Do you think Zach LaVine is losing his mind right now watching Coby White establish himself as a legitimate scoring guard in this league? Remember, LaVine seems to have a fragile ego and has prioritized becoming an All-Star above everything else. Any player who threatens to take shots away from him is a potential enemy,…

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Otto Porter 18 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

A lot of things have happened since November 6th, which was the last time that Otto Porter played in a game: -Porter got a bit fat. Now, instead of looking like Lionel Ritchie, he looks like Lionel Ritchie after a particularly successful trip to the buffet. -The Bulls went from being playoff hopefuls to begging…

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