Cristiano Felicio 16 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

It’s a shame that the Bulls probably aren’t going to the playoffs (actually it isn’t screw you Bulls you can wallow in the same misery that the Bucks are right now), because then we’d get to see playoff-Cristiano Felicio unleashed. I mean, the regular-season version of Felicio has only been unleased for the few hours…

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Nikola Mirotic 28 Points Full Highlights – Chef Nikola! (3/31/2016)

You seriously can’t even jump high enough to dunk? How could any female ever desire you? The Best jumping system! Try now because YouTube doesn’t let me make money off these vids so I need to get referral bucks from jump programs: https://goo.gl/iQPKHk —- All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended….

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Cristiano Felicio 8 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2016)

Eight points and five rebounds in six minutes? You can talk to me about “small sample sizes” all you want but the only thing I’m hearing is that those are total beast numbers. Judging by this video, if your team has a bunch of dudes on it who can’t make layups, Cristiano Felicio is your…

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Nikola Mirotic Career High 35 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (3/23/2016)

From now on, every time a European comments on one of my vids crowing about how so-and-so Euro player could be really good in the NBA, I’m going to think about all the things everybody said about Nikola Mirotic and laugh heartily. It’s official: because Nikola Mirotic was some sort of Euro MVP thing, and…

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Doug McDermott 25 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)

It’s a good thing that Doug McDermott scored 25 points, because my March Madness bracket is already FRICKIN SCREWED. DAMMIT. I was really counting on mine being the perfect one this year. I need that money bad. Real bad. I looked up “evict” in the dictionary, because my landlord kept saying it to me. It’s…

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Doug McDermott 20 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)

How quickly things change in a year. If Doug McDermott scored 20 in a single game at any point last season, I would have been so hyped. Beyond hyped. A rookie scorer finally balling out and proving the haters wrong? People would have been lining up to see highlights of something like that. Doug McDermott…

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Doug McDermott 29 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

Doug McDermott: Raptors killer? It’s like Paul Pierce all over again, Toronto fans. You’d better hope to whichever god/gods you direct your feeble prayers to that the Bulls and Raps don’t meet up in the playoffs, or Dwayne Casey and all his players are gonna each be receiving an individualized scrote-print directly on their foreheads…

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Justin Holiday 12 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2016)

Imagine my confusion when I found out that Justin Holiday was no longer on the Hawks. I knew he wasn’t on the Warriors anymore, but it had escaped my notice that somehow he had ended up in Chicago. The information was probably in my head for at least a few seconds when I initially learned…

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Doug McDermott 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

The Bulls have officially determined that they don’t need Derrick Rose and Jimmy Butler. Officially. Those injured washed-up scrublords have been replaced in the rotation by players who are superior in both current play and potential future play: E’Twaun Moore and Doug McDermott. Chicago is still looking for a third star to put around these…

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Doug McDermott 20 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

Just a few days ago I would have been really hyped for Doug McDermott scoring 20 points and throwing down a huge whamjam. Really hyped. One of the highlights of the year for me, possibly. Circumstances around Dougie McBuckets have changed. He has scored 30 points in an NBA game; anything less than 25 feels…

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