Doug McDermott 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/14/2016)

Racism alert! Check out 1:10. Hear that? Stacey King saying “Doug with the sneaky hops!”? I hate to be an agent of the PC Police, but damn. That is some racist stuff right there. Because Doug McDermott is white that means that he can’t throw down when he wants? Is that what is being implied…

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Bobby Portis 16 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2016)

Happy new year! The earth has completed its 2016th orbit around the sun, our glorious giver of life, since some dude named Jesus was supposedly born. That’s pretty good! If I did that many rotations around anything I would probably puke everywhere. And with a new year comes new year’s resolutions. What a drag. By…

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Aaron Brooks 29 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Aaron “Jiffy Pop” Brooks won the MIP award for his work with Houston during the 2009-10 season, a fact which I am compelled to break out every time I make highlights of him. Check out this description on my 20th (!!!!!!!) ever video, back when I didn’t waste all my time writing BS that no…

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Tony Snell 22 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2015)

Tony Snell is why I have to stopped getting hyped about Summer League performances. I KNOW that they mean nothing, that any player with a smidgen of NBA talent can look really good, but I can’t help myself. I want to believe, I want players to be good, I want them to be good RIGHT…

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Joakim Noah 21 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2015)

What happened to Joakim Noah’s scoring this year? This game alone accounts for nearly 20 percent of his output! Did he finally inherit his father’s love of tennis, playing basketball only to pay the bills? Is he secretly lusting after some fair maiden, a maiden unattainable, causing his heart to ache and his play to…

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Bobby Portis 20 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2015)

It shouldn’t take the entire rest of the Bulls being tired from a quadruple-overtime game for Bobby Portis to receive playing time. I mean, you’d think at some point during four extra periods of basketball that you could find some time for him, especially when Pau Gasol could barely make it down the court without…

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Doug McDermott 17 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)

After watching a bunch of young talents have okay games tonight, I’m thinking something needs to be done about the way the NBA is set up. I am not content with Doug McDermott coming off the bench and not getting to shoot the whole time he is in the game. Same with a whole bunch…

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Nikola Mirotic 17 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)

Is there something wrong with Nikola Mirotic this year? Or is there something wrong with Fred Hoiberg? Because it has to be one of the two. One of the two has to be to blame for Nikola’s semi-struggles this year. Blame must be allocated. To one or both of them. It’s easy to say Fred…

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