Marco Belinelli 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (5/2/2013)

I love Tom Thibodeau. His rotations are so ridiculous. Marco Belinelli played four minutes in game four of this series, but due to Luol Deng’s “flu-like symptoms” (code term for too much partying), Marco played forty minutes last night. And here’s something crazier: Derrick Rose is totally healthy, but Thibodeau didn’t even play him one…

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Nate Robinson 34 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2013)

We all are contented with how our respective days went, considering we got to watch one of the greatest games of the season, between the Bulls and Nets, play out before our eyes. Except for you. Your girlfriend dragged you to another crappy art film followed by a late lunch at a pretentious vegan hippie…

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Carlos Boozer 22 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/25/2013)

Carlos “Booze Cruise” Boozer seems to be a good player, if you just look at his stats. 22 points! 16 rebounds! Holy buckets! However, Bulls fans hate his guts. How could a player who averages 16 and 10 be an object of such deep consternation? I took to the internet to find out. Below are…

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Jimmy Butler Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)

The phone rang. “Hello, this is Jimmy speaking, how can I…” “Jimmy, you’ve got to go! GO! Right now. They’ve found me, I don’t know how, but they’re coming for you next! I can hear them coming! Run! AAAUUGGHH!” Jimmy could hear the muffled sounds of gunshots through the phone. He ended the call and…

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Nate Robinson 25 Points/7 Threes/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2013)

Basketball is too height-based, with tall scrubs getting a pass because of their “physical tools” while short scrubs wash out of the league. So I’m going to form a basketball league where the maximum height is 6’2”. That way Nate Robinson could play his natural position (shooting guard) without being at a half-foot height disadvantage,…

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Nate Robinson 34 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/18/2013)

Nate Robinson is a nice reminder that us normal sized people can have a shot in the NBA. Until you remember that he is an elite physical specimen, probably capable of playing in any sport that he wanted to. He does demonstrate a bit of “little-man” syndrome on the court, as you would expect. He’s…

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Carlos Boozer 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2013)

It is my impression that Bulls fans aren’t very happy with Carlos Boozer’s play their team. But you take a look at his stats and think “Wow what are they complaining about, the Booze Cruise is putting up really nice numbers!”. But stats don’t tell the whole story. The story that goes something like this:…

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Daequan Cook 19 Points (and a dunk) Full Highlights (2/7/2013)

Okay, this is weird. Coach Thibodeau is well-known for not utilizing his bench players effectively, and Daequan Cook is one of the victims of Thiobdeau’s schemes. But in this blowout loss against the Nuggets, Rip Hamilton only played 17 minutes, and with Marco Belinelli not playing, Mr. Third-Stringer actually got to play meaningful minutes for…

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Marco Belinelli 24 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2013)

Marco Belinelli is a warrior with a heart of steel. Early in tonight’s game against the Pacers, he landed on Orlando Johnson’s (scrubby) foot after taking a three. Not only did he make the shot, he made the ensuing free throw as well on a bum ankle. He then returned to the game to score…

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Kirk Hinrich 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2013)

Kirk Hinrich is not really filling Derrick Rose’s shoes very well. Can he even dunk? Derrick Rose dunked all the time, Kirk, come on man can’t you just dunk it a few times? Look at Nate that guy is like 5 feet tall and he can do it. Just try harder. I guess we can’t…

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