Robin Lopez 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

Robin “Kosta Koufos 2.0” Lopez was drafted the same year as Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook. So why does it seem like he’s old as heck and going to retire soon? It’s just a feeling I get. I view those other two dudes as having a good chunk of their primes left, but not Robin….

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Jerian Grant 22 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

First off, the video title says 13 assists but it was really 12 assists because one of them was actually David Nwaba. Second off, I don’t even like Jerian Grant. Third off, he scored way more points than usual for him but still only made six shots. Fourth off, some of these assists are really…

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Robin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

OFFICIAL ROBIN LOPEZ STATS THIS YEAR: 13 points, 5 rebounds on 53.7% shooting OFFICIAL BROOK LOPEZ STATS THIS YEAR: 12 points, 4 rebounds on 43.1% shooting The impossible has happened: Robin “Fropez” Lopez has better stats than his brother Brook “Blopez” Lopez. In the past there was a debate to be had over which Lopez…

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Lauri Markkanen 19 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

This is the first, and possibly only for the whole rest of time (which according to scientists is approximately 100 quintillion years, so a long time for sure), time I have made a Lauri Markkanen highlight video that doesn’t have any three-pointers in it. The reason for that is simple: he didn’t make any three-pointers…

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Nikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

I keep hearing trade rumors about Nikola Mirotic going to the Jazz. If you’re reading this in the future where he’s already been traded to the Jazz, welcome! I hope Three-Kola does well away from the punches of Bobby Portis. If you’re reading this in the future where we land on Mars only to find…

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Justin Holiday 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

Justin Holiday smiles too much. Why is he smiling all the time? Basketball is fun, yeah, I get that, but he’s a professional. Professionals in the NBA don’t smile. There is no joy for them. This is their job, it’s not just a game anymore. Is hitting a three worth smiling about? No. Your teammates…

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Kris Dunn 18 Points/8 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

I included Kris Dunn’s blocks in this video because the box-score led me to believe that Dunn blocked Reggie Bullock’s attempt at a game-tying layup as time expired. I now fully believe the NBA is rigged because there was no block there. Dunn contested the layup about as perfectly as he could have, but he…

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Lauri Markkanen 19 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2018)

There are not enough white-dude fros in the league right now. There are also not enough black-dude fros, but Lauri Markkanen is not in a position to directly address that particular problem unless he starts some sort of social media campaign. Markkanen had a bit of a fro going over the offseason when he was…

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Robin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

There was a time, early in the season, when Robin Lopez was probably the Bulls’ best player. All the young talent was looking young and untalented, while he was getting buckets and being a reliable player. Now some of that young talent is looking pretty sweet, and Lopez is just more of the same. I…

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Denzel Valentine 20 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

Denzel Valentine is taking pullup threes now. I don’t know if this is something he’s always done and they’re just now going in, but he’s definitely taking and making them at this point in his career. Good. That’s what he should be doing, because, don’t forget, he was one of the best players in all…

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