Denzel Valentine 16 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2017)

If you are doubting the highlight-worthiness of this performance, I’ll leave you with this fact: this is the second most points Denzel Valentine has scored in a real life regular-season NBA game against real life NBA defenders who were actually trying to stop him. I know! It surprised me as well. For winning all those…

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David Nwaba 16 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)

I don’t exactly know what happened, but the Bulls just creamed the Magic by 22 points to get their second win of the season. Lauri Markkanen didn’t even do most of the damage – he only had thirteen. Nobody scored over twenty points individually, but seven players scored in double digits, and David “Nwannabe” Nwaba…

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Robin Lopez 22 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)

The first of the Bulls’ broadcast “keys to the game” was this: “Get Markkanen the ball”. That’s a good start, actually a lot better than most of the crappy keys to the game that I’m always seeing, but it needs to be amended to: “Get Markkanen AND LOPEZ the ball”. That’s because Lauri Markkanen and…

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Lauri Markkanen 25 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)

The Bulls’ watchability goes way up if Lauri “Suomen Markka” Markkanen can do stuff like this on a nightly basis. Which he can, obviously, because we’ve now seen 6 games out of him and they all have been at least okay. Coming into the season, I was planning on watching exactly 0 Bulls games. That’s…

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Lauri Markkanen 14 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2017)

The Bulls have finally dredged up enough competency from the murky depths of their being to win a game. Maybe I shouldn’t say “finally”, because it only took them four games to do it, which is way fewer than what I expected. I was thinking, you know, maybe post All-Star break before the scored more…

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David Nwaba 15 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2017)

I admit, I didn’t think David Nwaba would find another NBA team to play for after the Lakers waived him. A European team, sure, he would probably dominate over there. But not an NBA team. How many squads need a 6-4 dude who plays like a big? I love his hustle and his heart and…

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Kay Felder 13 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

I love it when narratives write themselves. It makes my job much easier as a purveyor of basketball insight (insight which often varies from not insightful at all to downright untruthful). And the narrative for this performance is this: Kay Felder just totally had a revenge game against the Cavaliers. You see, he used to…

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Lauri Markkanen 19 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

Is there any NBA fan on earth who isn’t getting hyped for Lauri “Suomen Markka” Markkanen right now? Unless you’re living under a rock where no highlights reach you except for LeBron’s and Curry’s, I find it hard to believe that you couldn’t resist becoming at least a little hyped for what Markkanen is doing…

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Justin Holiday 25 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

I never thought, when Justin Holiday came into the league, that I would ever be making highlights of him scoring a good amount of points as the first option (????maybe????) on a team. It’s really amazing. From mega scrub who only made a team because his brother was on it to out of the league…

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Lauri Markkanen 13 Points Full Highlights (10/21/2017)

How many times do you think Lauri “Mämmi” Markkanen has been compared to Kristaps Porzingis? I’m not just talking about on YouTube, or on the internet, but every single time, real or digital, that people have said about Markkanen “hey that dude kinda reminds of that Porzingis fellow on the Knicks”. Is it a thousand?…

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