Otto Porter 18 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

A lot of things have happened since November 6th, which was the last time that Otto Porter played in a game: -Porter got a bit fat. Now, instead of looking like Lionel Ritchie, he looks like Lionel Ritchie after a particularly successful trip to the buffet. -The Bulls went from being playoff hopefuls to begging…

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Daniel Gafford 12 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (2/29/2020)

Leap years piss me off. Think about it. If there was no February 29th this year, I wouldn’t have had to do ANY highlight videos for last night’s slate of games. Instead, I had to make 21 videos. All because the moron Romans (or was it the Greeks?) invented a stupid calendar that doesn’t even…

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Coby White 22 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)

Okay, so Coby White wasn’t going to keep scoring thirty points in every game from now until the heat death of the universe when all atomical motion has halted. That just wasn’t realistic. I may or may not have gotten carried after White scored thirty in three straight games. Declarations may have been made which…

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Coby White Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

Coby White has now scored a combined total of 101 points in the past three games. What the frick. When White first visited the Hall of the Thirty Point Scorers, that magical realm presided over by none other than Carlos Delfino, I didn’t really expect him to be making a lot of return visits there….

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Thaddeus Young 23 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

While I was perusing tonight’s boxscores on the prowl for potential highlight videos, I could have sworn that I saw Thaddeus Young listed with 25 points at one point. However, when I returned to the Bulls-Zards boxscore at game’s end, he only had 23 points. It was then that I felt my already tenuous grip…

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Tomas Satoransky 15 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

Tomas Satoransky is coming off his worst game of the season, a sweet 0-for-8 with 1 assist and 3 turnovers performance that was probably the sole reason for the Bulls losing that game. I was kind of thinking after that game, “wow, Sato has been a disappointment this year, I wonder what’s wrong with him”….

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Coby White Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

Coby White just scored 33 points in the Bulls’ previous game against the Suns and now he’s gone and tied that career high by dropping another thirty-three-burger on the ‘Zards. Does two thirty-three-burgers in a row count as “breaking out”? If so, Coby White is currently BREAKING. THE. FRICK. OUT. FRICK!!!!! After his first thirty-point…

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Coby White Career High 33 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2020)

Coby White had the sensation that he was lying on his back. His voluminous hair acted as a pillow, protecting the back of his head from the hard surface he was lying on. But the real question was, if he was just waking up from sleep, why wasn’t he in a bed? He opened his…

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Thaddeus Young 22 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

There may have been another Young who played tonight who may have scored 50 points, but who cares about some midget chucker on a horrible team? This is the REAL Young performance that people should be caring about. The Thaddeus kind of Young. The Mad Thadder kind of Young. The season-high acquiring kind of Young….

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Tomas Satoransky 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2020)

The average American knows nothing about Czechia or the Czech people. Most wouldn’t be able to point it out on a map. Most probably wouldn’t even come close to pointing at the right part of the map. Even the fact that the Czech Republic got renamed to Czechia, like, four years ago is probably lost…

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