Wayne Selden 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2019)

Wayne Selden and Bobby Portis seem to have a bit of chemistry together. It was only this one game and it was only four assists, but all inter-teammate chemistry has to start somewhere. And it’s a good idea in general to attempt to build chemistry with Portis, because he has clearly demonstrated in the past…

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Bobby Portis 26 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2019)

Since I’m chronically running low on material to pad out my video descriptions, I decided to do some Google-aided research in order to find out if Bobby Portis’s “crazy eye” condition has a proper medical term, or if you just call it “bugged out eyes”. As it turns out, the OFFICIAL MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY for bugged…

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Jabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

When Jabari Parker has games like these, it’s easy to forget that every advanced stat in the universe hates his guts (and he probably hates those stats right back). It’s easy to forget that he literally told the media that he doesn’t see the point of playing defense. It’s easy to forget that his knee…

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Wayne Selden 15 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

Raise your hand if you, as neither a fan of the Bulls or the Grizzlies, realized that Wayne Selden had been traded from Memphis to Chicago. I’m expecting a lot of hands up here. I haven’t fully succeeded in purging my channel of casuals, but I have made great progress. I don’t want anyone watching…

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Lauri Markkanen 22 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

You could tell, watching this game, that Stacey King was starting to lose it. When things are going bad for the Bulls, he gets antsy and starts saying weird things. Case in point: with the Bulls down by double-digits to the Hawks (who are not a good team), he suggested, multiple times, that Lauri Markkanen…

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Bobby Portis 21 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2019)

The Bulls are 2-13 in contests where Bobby Portis ignores the orders of the entire coaching staff screaming at him and inserts himself into the game. When he doesn’t do that, and instead sits blithely on the bench in a painkiller-induced reverie, they’re… 8-23. So, not even that much better. I don’t know what point…

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Chandler Hutchison 12 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2019)

Stacey King is right: Chandler Hutchison needs to be more aggressive. There’s no point being a low-volume low-usage non-factor on a team like the Bulls. Even if that’s what feels most comfortable to him, like he’s content to be a Tony Snell with some extra rebounding for the rest of his career, he needs to…

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Robin Lopez 17 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2019)

For some reason, every time Robin Lopez made a bucket against the Nuggets (which was often, for him), Stacey King said “*INSERT CRUDDY CENTER FROM THE DISTANT PAST* would be proud”. Is he trying to make fun of Lopez’ retro style of play, or is he just trying to insert some levity into the utterly…

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Lauri Markkanen 27 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2019)

Lauri “The Markksman” Markkanen would have had a fair-to-good chance of beating his career high of 33 if he had been allowed to play more than one minute in the fourth quarter of this game. He only needed six more points after scoring 27 in the first three periods and, at points, looking unstoppable while…

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Jabari Parker 18 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

It’s been roughly a month since Jabari Parker was forcibly removed from the Bulls’ rotation. Occasionally, he would randomly play a few minutes here and there, but mostly, he’s been collecting DNP’s. And butt splinters from riding the pine for entire games. In that time, the Bulls organization has been looking to trade the guy….

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