Wayne Selden 20 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2019)

Here’s the thing: I legitimately LIKE Wayne Selden. Despite his negative win-shares (which I can easily dismiss as a fluke even though I revere win-shares above all other stats), there’s something about his game that just draws me to him. And it’s not just his sexy, expressive eyes, either. Yes, when his sensual gaze locks…

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Cristiano Felicio 15 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2019)

Just a friendly reminder for people who maybe forgot: Cristiano “Onions Have Layers” Felicio is getting paid 8 million dollars this season, just like he will be for the two seasons after that. Normally such a bad contract would get lots of press due to its overwhelming badness, but since Felicio barely gets to play,…

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Shaquille Harrison 18 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2019)

Shaquille “Cookies” Harrison can do two things on the basketball court: steal the ball, and jet up the court for a layup with the ball he just stole. If you’re feeling nitpicky, you might say that that only counts as one thing. And maybe you’re right. But it doesn’t feel very nice to say that…

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Lauri Markkanen 32 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2019)

The commentators in this game couldn’t stop talking about how Lauri Markkanen had “returned” and how his “stroke” was “back”. The mystical codeword “February” was invoked multiple times. So I checked the stats, and they do seem to indicate that Markkanen played much better than in February than he has so far in March. In…

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Kris Dunn 26 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2019)

There must be something wrong with Kris Dunn’s marketability or personality or flashiness or something, because I regularly forget that he’s a strong candidate for “PG OF THE FUTURE” for the Bulls. When I think of “PG’s on the Bulls”, I think of Ryan Arcidiacono and Shaq Harrison. For some reason, I don’t usually think…

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Robin Lopez 24 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

Robin Lopez’s first 6 buckets of this game are hook shots (not the kind he threw against Serge Ibaka; the basketball kind). He added one more in the second half for a grand total of 7, all of them against Deandre Ayton or Dragan Bender. I don’t know if they were trying to teach the…

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Robin Lopez 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2019)

I have to give a lot of credit to Robin Lopez for refining his footwork and turning into an unstoppable spinning hook shot machine these last few weeks. He’s just nailing that pivot foot to the floor, doing a couple ballerina twirls (I believe the technical term is “pirouette”), and throwing that thing in the…

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Robin Lopez 20 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)

The Chicago Bulls commentary team seems to be convinced that the Bulls don’t go to Robin Lopez enough for scoring purposes. After compiling enough recent Fropez videos, I have to say that I agree with them. Every time I see Fropez, he’s dominating defenders with his imposing size and deliberate moves. His hook shot is…

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Kris Dunn 18 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2019)

Remember when the Timberwolves completely gave up on Kris Dunn and threw him in as a sweetener on the LaVine+Markkanen/Butler trade? Now the Timberwolves had to ship Butler out of Minnesota in order to keep KAT happy, while the Bulls’ entire young core is basically the three guys they got in return for that trade….

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Ryan Arcidiacono 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2019)

After Ryan Arcidiacono had back-to-back 22-point games in November, I was playing fast and loose with player comparisons. If I could think of a good point guard from the past three decades, there was a good chance that Arcidiacono was compared favorably to him. In my defense, I was caught up in the exact same…

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