Doug McDermott 13 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)

We need to find some way to get Fred Hoiberg to give Doug McDermott more minutes. Micky Buckets has earned the minutes, and the minutes are not being given. This is out of his hands now. He has done everything he can. We must intervene. Would telling Hoiberg that he doesn’t need to pretend to…

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Nikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

I’m pretty sure Stacey King just spent the entire broadcast talking about Nikola Mirotic “punishing” C.J. Miles. Like, the whole damn thing, whenever Nikola was in the game. I get that the Bulls should have maybe exploited the matchup advantage more heavily, but was it as simple as just passing the ball to Nikola every…

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Kirk Hinrich 17 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2015)

I relax in my office, content for a moment to simply watch the snow fall outside my window and to pet my cat, Japurri Purrker. Nothing can disturb the deep serenity of the winter morning. Nothing but… My phone rings. Japurri, startled by the noise, hops off my lap and trots to his kitty condo….

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Doug McDermott 18 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/9/2015)

Am I the only one who thinks that, after he retires, Doug McDermott should open up a fast-casual burger joint called McBuckets? Offering customers high-quality burgers with fancy toppings, made to order, in a bucket with fresh-cut fries thrown in alongside. Instead of normal cups filled with soda, provide mini-buckets for beverage consumption. This is…

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Bobby Portis 10 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2015)

That was quick! I didn’t think we’d get to see any Bobby Portis at least until midway through the season. The Thibs era has truly come to an end, I guess. Granted, the minutes he received tonight were the garbagiest of garbage time, but we can’t complain. Real minutes against real NBA players are always…

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Doug McDermott Career High 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2015)

Good news for Bulls fans: Doug McDermott is officially out-Korvering Kyle Korver. Bad news for Bulls fans: Derrick Rose is officially garbage. We’ll leave that second point for later. Does it even matter if your MVP-winner sucks when you’ve got Jimmy Butler and freshly-minted beast Dougie McBuckets? No. All that hype I had for Doug…

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Doug McDermott 12 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2015)

I was fooled. We were all fooled. Doug McDermott has made fools of us all. “B-b-but Dee Tee Bee”, you stammer as you push your glasses up your nose, “I knew Doug McDermott was going to suck in the NBA, because his substandard athleticism would render his prodigious shot-making ability useless.” Shut up. No you…

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Mike Dunleavy 20 Points/1 Tackle Received Full Highlights (4/30/2015)

Why did the Bucks get rid of Larry Sanders again? He would have been perfect for this series, as he already has a proven track record of punching Mike Dunleavy in the face. As it stands, the Bucks season comes to a close in about the worst way possible, getting smashed at home by 55…

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Tony Snell 16 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2015)

“Why do scrubs always go off on us?” Wail the fans of every team ever in history. “This guy sucked the whole year and now he says ‘oh I think I will dominate this team even though I am not even good at my particular sport’, well screw him!” You can bet that Bucks fans…

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Nikola Mirotic 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2015)

This is why we don’t hand out the end-of-season awards based on one good month near the end of the season. Nikola Mirotic killed it in March, scoring tons of points and inviting people to say things like “He contributes to a winning team, what has Andrew Wiggins done? Nikola should be Rookie of the…

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