Doug McDermott 29 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

Doug McDermott: Raptors killer? It’s like Paul Pierce all over again, Toronto fans. You’d better hope to whichever god/gods you direct your feeble prayers to that the Bulls and Raps don’t meet up in the playoffs, or Dwayne Casey and all his players are gonna each be receiving an individualized scrote-print directly on their foreheads…

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Justin Holiday 12 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2016)

Imagine my confusion when I found out that Justin Holiday was no longer on the Hawks. I knew he wasn’t on the Warriors anymore, but it had escaped my notice that somehow he had ended up in Chicago. The information was probably in my head for at least a few seconds when I initially learned…

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Doug McDermott 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

The Bulls have officially determined that they don’t need Derrick Rose and Jimmy Butler. Officially. Those injured washed-up scrublords have been replaced in the rotation by players who are superior in both current play and potential future play: E’Twaun Moore and Doug McDermott. Chicago is still looking for a third star to put around these…

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Doug McDermott 20 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

Just a few days ago I would have been really hyped for Doug McDermott scoring 20 points and throwing down a huge whamjam. Really hyped. One of the highlights of the year for me, possibly. Circumstances around Dougie McBuckets have changed. He has scored 30 points in an NBA game; anything less than 25 feels…

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E’Twaun Moore Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)

When a player ties his career-high, is is appropriate to put the words “career high” in the title of a video depicting the feat? That is the question I am currently struggling with. I mean, it’s not a career high for E’Twaun because it’s not a higher point total than every other game in his…

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Bobby Portis 17 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (2/21/2016)

Nick… what? Knee-cola? Who are you talking about? Speak clearly. Me-row-titch? Am I supposed to know who you are talking about? You’re not making any sense. You say he’s an NBA player for the Bulls? Preposterous. I know NBA players. The syllables you are uttering do not arrange themselves into the name of an NBA…

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Cristiano Felicio 8 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

What a game for Cristiano Felicio! I’ve been waiting since the season started to highlight him, but I’ve had to wait for him to pass Cameron “I’m the worst player in the NBA” Bairstow on the Bulls’ depth chart. And now he has! 14 minutes for Christ Fellatio, and none for Mr. Worst Player. Every…

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Doug McDermott Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

Doug McDermott opened his eyes. He could see nothing but an indistinct gray-white haze. He reached up to rub his eyes, but found once he removed his hands that the haze remained the same. He could feel himself lying on some kind of surface, but once he picked himself up off of it, he found…

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Doug McDermott 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)

When you click on a Doug McDermott highlight video, what kind of made shots do you expect? Don’t say dunks. Saying wrong stuff on purpose isn’t funny. You are not funny. I’ll tell you what you expect: three pointers. That is what Dougie McBuckets does. That’s the whole reason he’s in the league in the…

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E’Twaun Moore 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2016)

How many good games does E’Twaun Moore have to have before Stacey King comes up with a catchphrase for him? Or has such a catchphrase already been devised and I’m just not watching enough Bulls games to ever hear it? Phrases such as “give me the hot sauce E’Twaun” or “table for three Mr. Moore…

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