Nikola Mirotic 23 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2015)

It’s weird that Nikola Mirotic hasn’t been getting a ton of minutes, considering his coach is Tom Thibodeau, he who runs his players into the ground. What’s the deal here? Usually when Thibs finds a player that he likes, he gives said player 40 minutes a game until they get injured. We could be talking…

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Mike Dunleavy 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

Mike Dunleavy is allegedly a dirty player who everybody in the league absolutely despises. There are also rumors that he is a grade A douchebag off the court as well. But can you blame a guy? He’s a millionaire. Millionaires, by rule, get to do whatever they want. For 48 minutes he has to put…

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Tony Snell Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2015)

I’ve noticed this for a while now, but this seems like a good time to mention it, now that he is finally playing up to his potential. Tony Snell is BLACK. Really black. He makes Derrick Rose look straight up white, and Klay Thompson like a KKK loyalist dipped in a bathtub of bleach. I…

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Joakim Noah 18 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2015)

Showering after the win, Joakim Noah enjoyed the feeling of the hot water on his sore body. His uncontrollably curly hair, weighed down by the water, clung to his shoulders. Having such a large volume of hair was a nuisance sometimes, like when it was time to wash it, but other times, it was no…

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Tony Snell 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/7/2015)

Tony Snell was a beast in Summer-League. A near-unstoppable three-point machine, a machine lacking his signature hair but maintaining his incredible blackness. The promise shown over the summer has not carried over to the regular season, where teams play defense and games sometimes mean something. I know it’s become cliche to do this, but I…

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Aaron Brooks 21 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHO LOOK LIKE ALIENS POWER RANKINGS 1. Aaron Brooks 2. Rudy Gobert 3. Tony Snell 4. Charlie Villanueva 5. Tayshaun Prince 6. Dante Exum 517. Chandler Parsons 518. There is secretly an alien inside all of us right now sucking our life force to weaken us in preparation for the impending invasion…

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Mike Dunleavy 23 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2014)

If Mike Dunleavy were a kind of hot sauce, what kind would he be? Think carefully before answering. While it may not seem that hot sauces would be analogous to basketball players, there are lots of comparable attributes. For example, Mike Dunleavy likes to shoot three-point field goals. What kinds of hot sauce have a…

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Nikola Mirotic 13 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2014)

Nikola Mirotic stared blankly at the flickering, flashing TV in front of him. His eyes saw the pointless images on the screen, but his brain did not comprehend them. Instead, his mind dwelled, as it had for the entire preceding week, on loneliness and homesickness. Yes, the Bulls had won the Christmas game in front…

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Nikola Mirotic Career High 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/19/2014)

In the previous installment of the continuing series “Watch Nikola Mirotic Score Points in NBA Games”, I detailed in the description the case for Nikola being voted Rookie of the Year. Intangibles were my main point of emphasis; he has a great set of intangibles, one of the best in the league. Now it turns…

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Nikola Mirotic 13 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2014)

With Jabari Parker out for the season, the race for Rookie of the Year has just been busted wide open. None of the rookies so far are impressing with raw stats, so the winner will have to possess intangibles to make him appealing to the voters. Nikola Mirotic has a bunch of ’em, presented here…

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