Collin Sexton 27 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Why are people still pretending that the Warriors are invulnerable? LeBron James has proved that “playoff mode” doesn’t exist, and what we’re seeing from the Warriors is what we’re going to get in the playoffs. And what we saw tonight was them taking their foot off the gas and letting a rookie named Collin Sexton…

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Collin Sexton 21 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

My motivation to write anything interesting or informative for this video description is at an all-time low. Collin Sexton has had so many good games recently (each one of them deserving a highlight video from yours truly) that the well of talking points for these descriptions has run entirely dry. You can tell this is…

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Jordan Clarkson 26 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

Jordan Clarkson is averaging the most points of his career, but since this section of his career is occurring in Cleveland, and not in Los Angeles, people don’t really care that much. Before, he was a young draft steal in a major market. Now, he’s a chucker on one of the worst teams in the…

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Collin Sexton 24 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

I feel like Collin Sexton is taking advantage of me right now. He knows that I’m committed to making highlight videos for him (as I am for all rookies), so he’s purposely scoring twenty points or more in pretty much every game since the All-Star break. He must be very vain if his primary motivation…

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Collin Sexton 24 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2019)

Collin Sexton in March: 23/3/3 on 52% shooting and 47% from three. Just think about that for a moment. For a guy who, at the beginning of the season, was drawing ire from his teammates (mostly J.R. Smith and Rodney Hood probably) for “not knowing how to play basketball”, those are sick numbers. They’re sick…

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Collin Sexton 20 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2019)

Imagine being Collin Sexton: you have 20 points early-ish in the third quarter, then you get subbed out for Nik Stauskas. You are forced to pretend to be happy, to clap and cheer for him with a smile while raging on the inside. You don’t get to come back into the game until there are…

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Collin Sexton 25 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2019)

If the ROTY of the Year award was as “what have you done for me recently” as the MVP award, Collin Sexton would be way in the lead. Sure, Trae Young had that 49-point game, but that was practically a million years ago now, and he hasn’t been as amazing these last few games. Meanwhile,…

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Collin Sexton 27 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

This is my fate. My cursed fate. Collin Sexton will forever score 23 points or more and I will have to make a highlight video for each and every game until the end of time. If I’m not quite tired of watching Sexton hit shot after shot, I will be when I’m still making his…

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Brandon Knight 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

I’m a little bit worried about Brandon Knight. Are we sure he has somewhere to live right now? Even just a teammate’s floor with blankets piled on it? Because right now he looks like a homeless person with his undone hair and his haphazardly-grown facial hair. He’s also, until the past few games, been playing…

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Cedi Osman 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

I’m at the point right now where I think the Cavaliers broadcast is purposely showing corporate logos prominently during free-throw attempts. I mean, just look at that thumbnail. How is that not intentional? They’re blatantly using the likeness of Cedi Osman to help shill McDonald’s. The implication here is that NBA superstars such as Osman…

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