Cedi Osman 10 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

There are so many jokes I could theoretically make combining Cedi Osman’s name (pronounced with a “J” sound) and Star Wars. A treasure trove of comedic puncraft. Problem is, I’ve never seen any of the Star Wars except for the first half of the first one, and I don’t remember even that little bit at…

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Jose Calderon 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

The Cavaliers are almost unbeatable with Jose Calderon as their starting point guard. The guy who was brought in as Derrick Rose insurance is acting as exactly that, providing solid minutes full of vet savvy and not using too much ball. On paper, he looks horrible. His defense, if it’s anything like years previous, is…

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Jeff Green 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

My world has been thrown into a confused, swirling chaos. Why was Mike Fratello on the Cavaliers broadcast last night? It wasn’t a national game, the two normal dudes were still there (I call them “old white dude” and “dementia-addled black dude”), but then out of nowhere Mike Fratello starts commenting on plays like he’s…

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Jose Calderon 14 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

Toronto fans may have been annoyed at Jose Calderon by the end of his tenure with him because of his tendency to pound the ball, but man, that guy had some sick assist-to-turnover ratios early in his career. I’ve been watching the NBA forever and no one ever thought to tell me about this? He…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

Kyle Korver’s two best scoring games of the season have come in Cavaliers losses. I’m not telling you what to think. You’re your own person, you can come to your own conclusions. I’m just putting the facts out there for analysis and interpretation. That’s all. I like Kyle Korver. One of the greatest three-ballers of…

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Jeff Green 17 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

Jeff Green has been remarkably consistent for the Cavaliers this season. His whole career has been marked by games where he mysteriously disappears, or where he shows up only to miss every shot he takes, but this season he’s been more reliable. At the very least, he’s made a field goal in every single game,…

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Jose Calderon 14 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

JOSE CALDERON FREE THROW WATCH: After last night’s action, Jose Calderon is now four-of-four on free throws for the season after being 0-of-0 in the previous seven games. This places his free throw percentage at 1.00, tied for best in the league with 32 other players. For those of you who don’t understand the importance…

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Kyle Korver 21 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

Kyle Korver just saved the Cavaliers from another embarrassing loss. The Knicks aren’t even good, as far as I can tell, but they went up big and looked to be cruising until Mr. Fourth Korver showed up and kicked them squarely in the nads/groinal area. Repeatedly. With great force. I actually feel sort of bad…

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Jeff Green 27 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2017)

The Cavaliers fanbase is quickly going to join the list of fanbases who wished that Jeff Green was just a little bit better. I don’t think this dude has reached expectations anywhere he’s been. Partially his fault, but also partially the fan’s fault, because they keep thinking he’s going to be good for them when…

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Kyle Korver 23 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

If I am Tyronn Lue, after tonight I am officially initializing PANIC MODE, immediately applicable to the whole Cavalier organization. What does PANIC MODE entail, you ask? It varies from team to team, but for Lue and the Cavaliers it would include but not be limited to these things: – Lots of panicked hand/arm waving….

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