Collin Sexton 25 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2019)

If the ROTY of the Year award was as “what have you done for me recently” as the MVP award, Collin Sexton would be way in the lead. Sure, Trae Young had that 49-point game, but that was practically a million years ago now, and he hasn’t been as amazing these last few games. Meanwhile,…

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Collin Sexton 27 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

This is my fate. My cursed fate. Collin Sexton will forever score 23 points or more and I will have to make a highlight video for each and every game until the end of time. If I’m not quite tired of watching Sexton hit shot after shot, I will be when I’m still making his…

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Brandon Knight 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

I’m a little bit worried about Brandon Knight. Are we sure he has somewhere to live right now? Even just a teammate’s floor with blankets piled on it? Because right now he looks like a homeless person with his undone hair and his haphazardly-grown facial hair. He’s also, until the past few games, been playing…

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Cedi Osman 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

I’m at the point right now where I think the Cavaliers broadcast is purposely showing corporate logos prominently during free-throw attempts. I mean, just look at that thumbnail. How is that not intentional? They’re blatantly using the likeness of Cedi Osman to help shill McDonald’s. The implication here is that NBA superstars such as Osman…

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Nik Stauskas 17 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

For some reason, Nik Stauskas is in the midst of a contract year yet isn’t playing very well. His future in the NBA depends on him playing well right now but he’s not doing it. We all know that he knows that this is a contract year; how could he not? Fat NBA checks will…

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Cedi Osman 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB ANNOUNCEMENT: Tonight DTB decided to treat himself to a fast food feast consisting of a two-thirds pound bacon cheeseburger, an order of cheddar bacon fries, and a small coca-cola. It was all very tasty while it was being consumed. Greasy, but tasty. Unfortunately, the large volume of food is having detrimental effects on…

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Collin Sexton 28 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

Collin “Collinoscopy” Sexton has now had five straight games that have been well over the twenty-point mark. Not only that, but he seems to have taken the mantle of “number one scoring option” away from Jordan Clarkson and is doing his best to keep Kevin Love from immediately taking that mantle and wearing it himself….

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Collin Sexton 23 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2019)

OFFICIAL ROOKIES POWER RANKINGS [SPECIAL DTB POWER CRITERIA: TOTAL NUMBER OF TWENTY-POINT GAMES] 1. Luka Doncic 36 2. Trae Young 27 3. Deandre Ayton 19 4. Collin Sexton 18 5. Jaren Jackson 11 6. Kevin Knox 9 7. Allonzo Trier 8 8. Marvin Bagley 7 9. Wendell Carter Jr. 3 9. Kevin Huerter 3 9….

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Collin Sexton 26 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)

This is the second day in a row where a Collin Sexton highlight video was the first video on my unpublished (in fact, un-written-down) list of highlight videos to make. This isn’t preferable to me (I would rather make Nemanja Bjelica videos first thing every night), but I can’t help it that Sexton decided to…

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Ante Zizic 17 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

I’m really starting to feel this Ante Zizic-Cedi Osman connection that seems to be developing. Maybe I’m suffering from recency bias due to the fact that Osman assisted Zizic four times in this game alone, but the Balkan Bros’ chemistry definitely seems like a real thing and not just me making up narratives in order…

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