Collin Sexton 24 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

I am convinced that hostile actors (rival highlight-makers perhaps?) are screwing with my internet connectivity, attempting to prevent me from making highlights. Everything is flaky right now. My normal system of running all my traffic through 7 separate VPNs, plus a free proxy I found on the internet for added security, usually works. It works,…

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David Nwaba 18 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2018)

Big props going to David Nwaba right now for managing to stick in the league for three years despite being a short shooting guard who can’t shoot and can’t pass. Yeah, his athleticism makes up for some stuff, but still. His player type doesn’t usually even get the chance to play in the league on…

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Jordan Clarkson 24 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2018)

Why does it feel like Jordan Clarkson isn’t having a good year even though he’s averaging more points than ever? Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m the one who expecting him to average 20 ppg in the absence of any competent scorers (besides K-Love but who really expected him to not be injured all the…

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Tristan Thompson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

There were periods of this game where the Cavaliers feed mysteriously had no commentary. It had arena noise, but the Cavs TV commentators were nowhere to be found. At first I thought they had hidden under their broadcast desk in protest of having to announce bad-quality Cavaliers games, but then they suddenly popped back into…

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Collin Sexton 20 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

I’ve felt bad for Collin Sexton ever since that “report” came out that some veterans on the Cavaliers don’t “think he knows how to play”. I don’t know if I trust the report fully, but if that’s the case, why wouldn’t the vets, you know, teach him how to be better? I can’t imagine he’s…

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Tristan Thompson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)

Tristan Thompson has almost become more known for his exploits off the court than on, and that’s NOT OKAY. I don’t care which meat pocket he’s sliding into. I care about his dunks, his rebounds, and his laughable statement before the season where he said that the Cavaliers were still the best team in the…

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George Hill 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2018)

George Hill never asked for this. He signed up to be a rock-solid PG on a championship team with LeBron James. He did not sign up to be a rock-solid PG for the worst team in the league. If it makes him feel a little better, it’s possible that he’s the “best” player on the…

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Collin Sexton 17 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Collin Sexton made just four field goals to score his 17 points. Eight free throws were used to make up the difference. As you and I both know, field goals are way more interesting to watch than free throws, so the end result is a video which is not as compelling as…

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Cedi Osman 20 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

I admit, I said some things that I now regret after Cedi Osman’s first two games this season. Everyone was feeling all excited, Cavs fans were delirious with joy, and I got swept up in the hype. I believe I declared Osman the official second banana to Kevin Love. Whoops! As Treebeard said, “don’t be…

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Rodney Hood 26 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

Kyle Korver and J.R Smith were supposedly “emotional” after being told recently that they weren’t going to be in the rotation anymore. “Emotional” means two different things for those guys. For Korver, it probably means deep sadness but also understanding. For Smith, it means finding the chunkiest can of Campbell’s Chunky soup in the whole…

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