LeBron James All 120 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“You told me that it would happen,” LeBron James growled, standing up from his chair, putting his hands on the GM’s desk, and leaning in with dangerously narrowed eyes. “You gave me your assurance that the team I requested would be formed.” Magic Johnson nervously avoided eye contact with the disgruntled superstar. “I tried, LeBron,…

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Rodney Hood 15 Points Full Highlights (6/6/2018)

I know you’re not going to believe that the infallible DTB is capable of holding misinformed or wrong opinions, but you’d better start believe it now because that was exactly what happened when I alleged, as recently as February 2018, that Rodney Hood is roughly as good as Donovan Mitchell. That was before Rodney Hood…

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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2018)

You’re not going to believe this. So your pal DTB signed himself up for a Tinder account because he was feeling the lack of female companionship in his life and wanted to see what was out there. There’s nothing wrong with that. The cool thing about Tinder is there are no commitments, you can match…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2018)

Part II of “LeBron’s Teammates Actually Show Up For Once God-Damn” features Kyle Korver and his 19 points,which should be 21 but even he is a victim of the NBA court being not quite wide enough to comfortably accommodate corner threes. Korver played a ton of minutes tonight, 37, second most after LeBron, and he…

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J.R. Smith 20 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2018)

Pretty much the whole story around the Cavaliers’ first-round defeat of the Pacers was that LeBron James was doing literally everything while his teammates picked their noses and looked dumbly as the ball whizzed by their motionless hands. These guys read the media, they know what’s being said about them, and I bet when Zach…

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Tristan Thompson 15 Points Full Highlights (4/29/2018)

I am certainly not the NBA fan out there who has no idea what is going on with Tristan Thompson and whichever Kardashian he is married(???) to. I don’t have enough spare axons to pay attention to celebrity relationships, since so many of them are devoted to holding precious info about NBA scrubs. Scrubs like…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

Is it just me or is literally the only reason the Cavaliers win any games ever is because LeBron James is always beasting? It’s not just me. That was a question I already knew the answer to. His teammates aren’t showing up consistently, but that’s to be expected, because they didn’t in the regular season…

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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2018)

Kyle Korver only made four field goals in this game. Usually, four shots is not enough to get a highlight video from DTB. If you make four field goals but you have an otherwise highlight-worthy statline, that means you made too many free throws. Free throws suck. They’re not fun to watch, I hate them,…

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Cedi Osman Career High 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Cedi Osman scored a career-high eighteen points on a career-high eighteen field goal attempts in a career-high 39 minutes of playing time. Having the same amount of points as attempts is never a good sign, but it’s the last game of the regular season, and Osman just wanted a taste of what it’s like to…

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John Holland 21 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

John Holland is already 29 years old. Everyone was freaking out about Andre Ingram getting called up to the Lakers at the age of 32, but what about this guy? He’s been playing with the Cavaliers on-and-off all season, he probably struggled just as much trying to get to the NBA, now he’s here, and…

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