Larry Nance Jr. 19 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

New idea for timeout entertainment during Cavaliers games at the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse: The Nance Cam! That’s it. That’s the extent of my idea. It’s basically the “Dance Cam”, a concept which is so popular that I’m not aware of any professional team (in any sport) that doesn’t use it, but it’s Larry Nance Jr.-themed….

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Matthew Dellavedova 14 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

Matthew “Wacky Delly” Dellavedova had all of two points and a single assist in the first half of this game. It was looking to be just another statistically futile outing for Dellavedova, a player whose career has been the epitome of “statistically futile”. Then he took over the second half. And I don’t think I’m…

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Cedi Osman 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

Turkish players in the NBA haven’t been doing so well recently: Furkan Korkmaz, after those back-to-back 30-point games in early February, has gone 30-of-84 from the field right when when the Sixers, hit hard by the injuries to Simmons and Embiid, could use some more scoring. Ersan Ilyasova has partially fallen out of the rotation…

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Matthew Dellavedova 7 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2020)

I guess this is a new experiment in Cleveland now: start Matthew “Wacky Delly” Dellavedova at the point guard position and shift Collin Sexton to shooting guard. Makes sense to me, given that Collin “Mr. 3 APG” Sexton is really just an undersized shooting guard forced to play PG for most of the year given…

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Cedi Osman 20 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)

The stats don’t paint Cedi Osman as an impact player. In fact, they paint him as a negative-impact player. I don’t watch enough Cavaliers games to form my own opinions (nobody would willingly subject themselves to such inhumane torment), but I’m very good at putting blind faith in advanced stats when they match my preconceived…

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Larry Nance Jr. 19 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

Man, ever since he left the Lakers, it’s like pulling teeth to get people excited for Larry Nance Jr. Even with the Lakers, the hype for him was surprisingly low considering that he was on the Lakers (which is usually all you have to get hyped to the moon and beyond) and he could dunk…

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Larry Nance Jr. 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Despite this video acting as conclusive proof that Larry Nance Jr. is a better passer than Collin Sexton will ever be (ever), I predict that its view count will be rather low. And if people knew how lame the assists in it were, the views would be lower still. I was worried that all of…

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Matthew Dellavedova 12 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2020)

This season has been quite a fall from grace for the former Finals MVP Matthew Dellavedova. Yes, I know that technically, Dellavedova did not get enough votes to win Finals MVP. But that’s only because the voters were blinded by star power and failed to see who the real catalyst of the Cavaliers was. He…

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Kevin Porter Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2020)

I’m thinking that right now, right at this very moment, Cavaliers fans are happy for the first time this season. Like, legitimately happy. A happiness that is more than just the absence of frustration. A pure, true happiness. If Cavaliers fans come to this video (and I’m sure a lot of them will come to…

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Cedi Osman 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2020)

Well, John Beilein is out in Cleveland. That’s a relief for me because I have never heard Beilein’s name pronounced out loud (presumably it was said during college basketball broadcasts back when he was coaching at Michigan, but I don’t watch college basketball), so internally, I was pronouncing it all sorts of weird ways. “Bay-lean”,…

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