Dion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2013)

After a brief period of interior turmoil, the Cavaliers are happy again. Waiters gets to come off the bench and chuck without fear of being shut out by Kyrie. No one is getting punched anymore. They might not be winning games, but you gotta take these kind of things one at a time. And Waiters…

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Tristan Thompson 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2013)

I once tried to shoot free throws using my left hand as the shooting hand. I’m a righty so it didn’t work at all. I’m talking airballs in every direction. Giving “wide left” a whole new meaning. So how on earth did Tristan Thompson manage to switch his shooting hand? No matter how screwed up…

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Matthew Dellavedova 10 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2013)

Matthew “Wacky Delly” Dellavedova hasn’t really shown much so far this year. That’s to be expected of course; he’s Australian, and it takes those thusly afflicted a while to grasp the nuances of NBA basketball and how to dribble. Considering his disadvantages, it’s really amazing that he can do anything at all. He even “blocked”…

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Andrew Bynum 18 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2013)

The phone rang. Taking a break from reading mean comments about him from 76ers fans on the internet, Andrew Bynum stretched lazily to answer. “Yo” Through a chorus of unsuppressed giggling, Bynum could make out some words. “Hey man it’s me, wanna go bowling?” “Tristan, man, this wasn’t funny the first time you did it…

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Dion Waiters 30 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2013)

So apparently Dion Waiters did NOT punch Kyrie Irving in the face for being a chucker who doesn’t make his teammates better. He just called him out on it. And then exchanged words with Tristan Thompson, who should learn to just stay out of other people’s business. The reason for the heated exchange? Waiters thinks…

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Anderson Varejao 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/4/2013)

Dear LeBron, I hope this letter finds you well. I probably don’t need to hope, though, as things seem to be going swell for you down there in Miami. I’m very happy for your multitude of successes! Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade seem like great teammates. You may already know the reason for my correspondence,…

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Dion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2013)

There are some rumors swirling around that Dion Waiters fought Kyrie Irving during a players’ only meeting. As in, punches were thrown. Nobody knows exactly what happened…nobody except DownToBuck. I had three people planted in the locker room at the time of the meeting (one in a trash can, one in an air duct, and…

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Matthew Dellavedova 14 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2013)

The Cavs are a seriously messed up team. Rather than start their 4th pick from a year ago, they decide to start an undrafted Aussie rookie with a messed up face. Waiters is rumored to have punched Irving in a dispute during a players-only meeting. Well, he should have punched Dellavedova instead. The resultant facial…

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Anthony Bennett 9 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2013)

There has been much furor on the internet over the fact that Anthony Bennett, the Cavs numero uno pick, is playing like total garbage. You know he’s bad when people are comparing him unfavorably to Olowokandi. A keen observer might notice some other clues to his unsuitableness, like his sub-15% shooting percentage and that clip…

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James Jones 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/15/2013)

James Jones is an enigma. He has shown the ability to be a bigtime play-maker. But a series of high-profile drops has led to confidence issues. His team needs someone who they can rely on in high-pressure playoff situations. Another question is, is he only good because of the dude feeding him the ball? Aaron…

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