Kyrie Irving 40 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2013)

Pop Quiz time: Which of the following is true? A.) Kyrie Irving is a total beast B.) Kyrie Irving is a surefire all-star this year C.) A team with Lebron and Kyrie would infinty-peat until the universe dies, and then keep doing it anyway because they are so unstoppable D.) All of the above If…

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Tristan Thompson 19 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2013)

“He throws. The Hammah. Dowwwn!” -Austin Carr, any time anyone dunks ever This being a Tristan Thompson video, you can expect that he will say it at least three or four times. And you would be right. What an annoying idiot. But don’t let the substandard commentating diminish your enjoyment of Thompson’s breakout game against…

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Dion Waiters Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2013)

What are you doing reading this description? Dion Waiters just scored 33 points. Watch it! I have nothing to offer on the topic. Fine. Here’s a little something. Dion Waiters was a reach as the 4th overall but he has shown nice scoring ability although he needs to stop fading away on every jumper he…

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Alonzo Gee 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/5/2012)

Out of all NBA players whose last names are letters of the alphabet, Alonzo “Gee Whiz” Gee is certainly the best. He might also be the second-best Alonzo in NBA history. He’ll need those credentials, because when people ask him about his NBA career 20 years from now, he’ll want to avoid saying “I was…

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Tyler Zeller Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2012)

I wonder what kind of inter-sibling rivalry the Zeller brothers have. Speaking as someone with 2 brothers, FullOfBulls and FeelTheHeat, there can be a lot of tense times when competition is involved. For example, FullOfBulls is regularly defacing these descriptions. (FullofBulls was here DownToBuck is a LOSER) Anyway, Tyler Zeller has shown himself to be…

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Kyrie Irving Career High 41 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2012)

A regular reader of these descriptions might notice a prevailing theme toward negativity. Everything sucks from my point of view. Well there’s good news. Kyrie “The Masked Man” Irving does not suck! In fact he’s really good. But the Cavs are not. The Cavs, as I say, suck. So despite Irving’s incredible 41 point night…

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CJ Miles 28 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2012)

CJ “The Green” Miles has been bad this year. Really bad. So, as the coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers, what do you do? Let him rot on the bench? No! You give him tons of minutes and see if he can chuck his way out of it. It kind of worked, too, as he scored…

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Omri Casspi 15 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2012)

Omri Casspi mistakes the members of the Miami Heat for an Islamic terrorist organization and drops 4 bombs in a rain of fire and anguish. I hope that wasn’t too offensive? Here, let’s try again: Omri Casspi makes all 4 of his three pointers in an attempt to prove to Cavaliers fans that he can…

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Jeremy Pargo Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2012)

With Kyrie Irving out for a while, it’s time for the much-maligned Jeremy Pargo to emerge from his brother Jannero’s shadow as a beautiful, radiant basketball god. Or maybe just as a serviceable player for a few weeks. Anyway, in his first major minutes wearing the Cavalier’s Mustard and Ketchup unis Pargo comes up big,…

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Anderson Varejao Career High 35 Points/18 Rebounds Full Highlights 11/13/2012

Holy moly! The Brazilian Bomber just unleashed a firestorm of torment upon the Nets of Brooklyn, scoring a career high 35 on 16 of 21 shooting, while also grabbing 18 boards, 11 of them offensive. This amazing performance by Varejao was matched only by the total ineptitude of the Cavaliers’ bench, who scored 6 points….

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