Matthew Dellavedova 11 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2014)

“Oy! I just put some shrimp on the barbie!” yelled Spencer Hawes as he dug into the shrimp that came with his gigantic steaks. The rest of the team laughed as Spencer ate without regard for cleanliness or manners, except for Matthew Dellavedova, who sat sullenly without food in front of him. “Hey, Delly, Outback…

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Jarrett Jack 22 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2014)

The Cavs wanted to make the playoffs this year. They figured, not necessarily wrongly, that Irving + other recent draftees + a savvy vet + 1st overall pick was going to be enough to do it. So they signed Jarrett Jack to bring scoring punch and playmaking to the bench and to be a savvy…

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Spencer Hawes 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

Spencer “The Mulleted Manhandler” Hawes probably didn’t appreciate being traded from one ugly situation (Philadelphia) to another ugly situation (Cleveland). I’m sure he was angling for something like Houston or Miami, or at the very least Chicago. Every team has a place for a seven-footer who can shoot threes and look really dopey wearing an…

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Dion Waiters 24 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

Not to toot my own (or Dion’s) horn or anything, but these are some fun highlights to watch. His jumpers are absolutely flawless, nothing but net. His layups are all heavily contested and showcase his good body control. He dunks with power. I admit that when I watched these highlights I thought wildly of Cleveland…

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Anthony Bennett 14 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

Lots of great basketball players write memoirs about their playing days. I can see Anthony Bennett doing the same. And by “see” I mean I actually looked into the future and perused copies of this book at Jolly & Rogers Ebook Emporium. If you don’t want to know how Bennett’s career turns out through the…

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Tyler Zeller 18 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/18/2014)

The title of this video is a lie. Yes, a dude named Tyler Zeller scored 18 points. In an NBA game on February 18th. And this video contains highlights of that performance. But they are not full highlights. Blame the Cavaliers’ TV crew, who don’t find it necessary to show free throws if they don’t…

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Anthony Bennett 10 Points/11 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/18/2014)

Anthony Bennett’s rise has been as meteoric as his initial downfall. After collecting his first career double-double two games ago, he has now accumulated the requisite 10 points and 10 rebounds for another one. Not only that, but he was only 8 assists away from a triple-double! Consider his rookie wall smashed into dust by…

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Tristan Thompson 25 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/12/2014)

Tristan “Triscuits” Thompson has the ugliest game in the league. In no way are any of his so-called “moves” graceful, smooth, or controlled. In some ways, his post play resembles my own – I do whatever it takes to get a shot off, however off-balance. The difference is that I am 5’9” and only able…

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Anthony Bennett Career High 19 Points/10 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/11/2014)

The tide has turned for Anthony Bennett. He was the butt of many an internet joke. People gloried in his failures. People made merriment out of his rotundity. But no longer! Now, instead of jabs and insults, there is encouragement and kind comments about how much fitter he looks. People no longer want to see…

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Dion Waiters 24 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2014)

If you want to understand why Dion Waiters isn’t a good player, this would be a good video to watch. He is just so confident in his jumper that he will take it no matter what the situation is, with no effort to get a better shot for himself or his teammates. This game it…

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