Tristan Thompson 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

You’re a Tristan Thompson fan, so I don’t need to tell you this, but I’m going to anyway: all five of Thompson’s dunks in this game sucked except for the last one which could be considered “middling”. Of course, as a fan of Tristan Thompson, you already know this. Your fandom persists, even flourishes, under…

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James Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

I keep seeing comments on the internet like “Don’t diss James Jones, he’s been to the finals five straight times” or “LeBron is getting carried by James Jones”. This disturbs me. I’m all for the glorification of role-players, but it looks like some people have messed up ideas about the quality of James Jones. Here’s…

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Kay Felder 14 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

If you squint your eyes really tight, you can almost imagine that Kay Felder is Kyrie Irving. And James Jones is LeBron James. And Chris Andersen is Kevin Love. So it’s like the big three are still playing! When I saw that Felder played decent minutes scored 14 points, I got pretty hyped. J.R. Smith…

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Channing Frye 21 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2016)

If LeBron James averages a triple-double this year, it’s going to be in large part due to Channing Frye being a conduit through which free assists are channeled. 6 of 7 FryeBaskets were assisted by LeBron in this game. If they can even have half that connection during the average game, 10 assists per game…

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Channing Frye 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/12/2016)

List of players on the Cavaliers who are ineligible for my channel: LeBron James, Kevin Love, Kyrie Irving, J.R. Smith (usually) List of players on the Cavaliers who do the most scoring for their team: LeBron James, Kevin Love, Kyrie Irving, J.R. Smith (sometimes) Compare those two lists. Pretty similar, right? So Cavs fans should…

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Craig Ehlo 27 Points Full Highlights (3/21/1990)

There are certain NBA players who are remembered mostly (or exclusively) for the less-than-great things that happened to them on the court. Tyronn Lue got stepped over by Allen Iverson. Kent Benson broke his jaw by slamming it into Kareem Abdul Jabbar’s fist. Gerald Green got his head wedged between the rim and the backboard…

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LeBron James All 111 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

“You will make a season dunk compilation for LeBron James,” Adam Silver says, revealing the reason that he has invited me to his office. Even though I am unnerved by Adam’s stern expression, I am defiant. “No. It is beyond the scope of my channel. Do you not have the resources to make the video…

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Tristan Thompson 15 Points Full Highlights (6/16/2016)

Tonight in the latest episode of “What If with DownToBuck”, we analyze the ramifications of this scenario: Tristan Thompson and Klay Thompson switching teams for the finals. In this scenario, Tristan immediately gets relegated to the Warriors’ bench. Draymond Green isn’t going anywhere, and neither is Bogut (at least until he gets injured). He has…

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Tristan Thompson 14 Points Full Highlights (6/8/2016)

People just love to talk about how bad Tristan Thompson is. Not only how bad he is, but how bad his contract is. Is it his fault that the Cavs wanted to pay him big money? No. Anyone would’ve taken that contract. So we can just forget about that supposed negative aspect of him. Fact…

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J.R. Smith 20 Points Full Highlights (6/8/2016)

What the heck is up with these god-damn opposite-angle replays that they keep showing during these playoffs? All it does is confuse me. Like, I know what I just saw. I should, because I just saw it! I don’t want my memory of what I saw tainted because some screwball in the truck thought it…

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