Kyle Korver 22 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Whatever’s wrong with the Cavaliers, I don’t think Kyle Korver being inserted into the starting lineup will solve their problems. At best, it partially solves their “J.R. Smith” problem, which involves J.R. Smith being total booty all of the time and reacting to getting called out on his booty-ness by throwing soup at people. That…

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Ante Zizic 15 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)

Prior to tonight, Ante Zizic had put together a solid (for him) run of games: 6, 5, and 4 points in the last three. But nothing could have prepared us for what we saw tonight. 15 points, 7 made shots, 2 blocks, all accumulated by Zizic in a mere 20 minutes as the stunned ESPN…

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Cedi Osman 12 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

Cedi Osman was rewarded for his relatively strong play in his string of nine starts by…getting benched for Rodney Hood against the Pistons. Here come some DTB truth nukes dropped right on your doorstep: if we’re being real, Hood is better than Osman. Hood has a way bigger chance to score twenty or even thirty…

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Larry Nance Jr. Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

Am I supposed to be feeling some sort of deep connection with the spirit of Cavaliers past after seeing Larry Nance Jr. score a career high in the same arena where his dad was an All-Star? Because I’m not. I’m feeling like this was a great game for Nance, but that’s about it. I’ll leave…

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J.R. Smith 19 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

An hour before their scheduled team practice, Cavaliers assistant coach Damon Jones cautiously approached J.R. Smith in the locker room. “Hey J.R. What’s up?” J.R. carefully slurped his spoonful of piping-hot chicken noodle soup before answering. It had just been taken out of an extra-long cycle in the microwave, so he had to be very…

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Cedi Osman 13 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

Sorry for the delay on the description. I was watching funny videos on YouTube. There’s so many of them, and I got caught in a timewarp. My bad. I won’t let it happen again. So, yeah, Cedi Osman. Is he good? Is he not good? One thing’s for sure: he’s Turkish. If I see any…

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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)

There’s likely a way to figure out how many triple-doubles LeBron James would have this season if Kyle Korver wasn’t around. I don’t know what that way would be, and I’m way too lazy to calculate it manually, so I’m going to use my preternatural powers of intuition to estimate the answer: zero. Zero triple-doubles…

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George Hill 26 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)

Cavaliers fans pretended, right after the Cavs traded for him, to care about George Hill. This was, I think, the first time that a fanbase or even anyone at all had cared (or in this case, pretended to care) about him. It didn’t last long. I think Cavs fans hate him now, after his less…

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J.R. Smith 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

TNT has tried to sabotage my videos in the past by providing poor camera angles on shots, or by failing to provide adequate replays, or by coating their broadcasts with a thick layer of commentarial incompetence that no amount of creative editing can overcome. However, this latest attack on my ability to make highlight videos…

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Cedi Osman 12 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

“Yo, my man,” LeBron said, walking up to Cedi Osman, who was sitting in his locker, and exchanging some dap. “You remember what the plan is for tonight?” Cedi scrunched up his face in thought. “I think so. We’re gonna…we’re gonna ruin Paul Pierce’s jersey retirement!” LeBron smiled. “Damn straight we are. And all those…

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