Nik Stauskas 17 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

For some reason, Nik Stauskas is in the midst of a contract year yet isn’t playing very well. His future in the NBA depends on him playing well right now but he’s not doing it. We all know that he knows that this is a contract year; how could he not? Fat NBA checks will…

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Cedi Osman 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB ANNOUNCEMENT: Tonight DTB decided to treat himself to a fast food feast consisting of a two-thirds pound bacon cheeseburger, an order of cheddar bacon fries, and a small coca-cola. It was all very tasty while it was being consumed. Greasy, but tasty. Unfortunately, the large volume of food is having detrimental effects on…

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Collin Sexton 28 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

Collin “Collinoscopy” Sexton has now had five straight games that have been well over the twenty-point mark. Not only that, but he seems to have taken the mantle of “number one scoring option” away from Jordan Clarkson and is doing his best to keep Kevin Love from immediately taking that mantle and wearing it himself….

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Collin Sexton 23 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2019)

OFFICIAL ROOKIES POWER RANKINGS [SPECIAL DTB POWER CRITERIA: TOTAL NUMBER OF TWENTY-POINT GAMES] 1. Luka Doncic 36 2. Trae Young 27 3. Deandre Ayton 19 4. Collin Sexton 18 5. Jaren Jackson 11 6. Kevin Knox 9 7. Allonzo Trier 8 8. Marvin Bagley 7 9. Wendell Carter Jr. 3 9. Kevin Huerter 3 9….

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Collin Sexton 26 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2019)

This is the second day in a row where a Collin Sexton highlight video was the first video on my unpublished (in fact, un-written-down) list of highlight videos to make. This isn’t preferable to me (I would rather make Nemanja Bjelica videos first thing every night), but I can’t help it that Sexton decided to…

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Ante Zizic 17 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

I’m really starting to feel this Ante Zizic-Cedi Osman connection that seems to be developing. Maybe I’m suffering from recency bias due to the fact that Osman assisted Zizic four times in this game alone, but the Balkan Bros’ chemistry definitely seems like a real thing and not just me making up narratives in order…

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Cedi Osman 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

Cedi “Bootleg LeBron Replacement” Osman could very well be on the fringes of the MIP Improved Player race this season, and I’m not just saying that because the Cavaliers broadcast had a fancily-made graphic that convinced me of the legitimacy of his candidacy. Okay, so maybe the fancy graphic did sway me a little bit,…

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Collin Sexton 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

After the Cavaliers’ surprise win over the Raptors, led by a 28/5 statline from Collin Sexton that falls into the “actually good statline” category, I have taken the liberty of tabulating a list of people associated with the Raptors and their emotional state right now. kyLe LLLLLory: in shambles Kahi LLLLLLeonard: Plotting with uncLe on…

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Brandon Knight 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2019)

Let the record show that I was, maybe not a Brandon Knight supporter, but a Brandon Knight tolerator during his time with the Bucks. Did I think he should have been an All-Star that one year? Yeah, I kinda think he should have been, but I wasn’t totally butthurt that he wasn’t. As I said,…

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Collin Sexton 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2019)

If there’s a perfect video out there for floater fetishists (I know you’re out there, you depraved hellbound sickos), it’s this one. Okay, so it’s not ALL floaters, but the second half of the video is so loaded up with floaters that you’d think you were at a kids’ pool party. Watching this game after…

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