Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Jeff Green points last night: 22. Cavaliers starters’ points last night: 28. Now, I’m definitely not trying to insinuate in any way that Jeff Green is better than the totality of the Cavs’ starting unit, which includes All-Star caliber players like Kevin Lovestomissshots, LeBrick “LeBenched Blames” Shames, and Isaiah ThomAss. Jeff Green might be having…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Kyle “Fourth-Quarter Clutch Master Supremo” Korver lived up to his nickname and was clutch in the fourth quarter tonight, scoring 14 of his 19 points. Problem was, LeBenched Blames left him to try and make up a 31-point deficit. No amount of clutch shooting could’ve made up so many points, but being a good teammate…

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Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

Is it a coincidence that Jeff “Green Energy” Green starts playing the most efficient ball of his career as soon as he is teamed up with LeBron James? Trick question! Or, more like, obvious-answer question, because the answer to it is so obvious that it doesn’t need to be asked. This is just more evidence…

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Cedi Osman 10 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

There are so many jokes I could theoretically make combining Cedi Osman’s name (pronounced with a “J” sound) and Star Wars. A treasure trove of comedic puncraft. Problem is, I’ve never seen any of the Star Wars except for the first half of the first one, and I don’t remember even that little bit at…

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Jose Calderon 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

The Cavaliers are almost unbeatable with Jose Calderon as their starting point guard. The guy who was brought in as Derrick Rose insurance is acting as exactly that, providing solid minutes full of vet savvy and not using too much ball. On paper, he looks horrible. His defense, if it’s anything like years previous, is…

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Jeff Green 17 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

My world has been thrown into a confused, swirling chaos. Why was Mike Fratello on the Cavaliers broadcast last night? It wasn’t a national game, the two normal dudes were still there (I call them “old white dude” and “dementia-addled black dude”), but then out of nowhere Mike Fratello starts commenting on plays like he’s…

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Jose Calderon 14 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

Toronto fans may have been annoyed at Jose Calderon by the end of his tenure with him because of his tendency to pound the ball, but man, that guy had some sick assist-to-turnover ratios early in his career. I’ve been watching the NBA forever and no one ever thought to tell me about this? He…

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Kyle Korver 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

Kyle Korver’s two best scoring games of the season have come in Cavaliers losses. I’m not telling you what to think. You’re your own person, you can come to your own conclusions. I’m just putting the facts out there for analysis and interpretation. That’s all. I like Kyle Korver. One of the greatest three-ballers of…

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Jeff Green 17 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

Jeff Green has been remarkably consistent for the Cavaliers this season. His whole career has been marked by games where he mysteriously disappears, or where he shows up only to miss every shot he takes, but this season he’s been more reliable. At the very least, he’s made a field goal in every single game,…

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Jose Calderon 14 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

JOSE CALDERON FREE THROW WATCH: After last night’s action, Jose Calderon is now four-of-four on free throws for the season after being 0-of-0 in the previous seven games. This places his free throw percentage at 1.00, tied for best in the league with 32 other players. For those of you who don’t understand the importance…

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