Ante Zizic 20 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Unlike a lot of scrubs who will be featured on my channel tonight, Ante Zizic’s season did not end tonight. He gets to go the playoffs! He didn’t have much to do with that fact, but he gets to go there anyway. I don’t really see him getting playing time once he gets there, though….

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Jeff Green 33 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

Jeff Green played more minutes in this game than LeBron James. I have no further insight, just putting it out there in case someone way smarter than me can figure out if that means anything. Here’s another fact for you fact-obsessed factheads out there: Jeff Green is clutch as heck, while LeBron James is a…

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Jeff Green 21 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2018)

Amount of fricks given by Jeff Green in this video: 0. Clutch free-throws to give his team the lead or and-one at the beginning of the game, it doesn’t matter, he simply doesn’t care. No emotion, no excitement, I guess that’s a good thing. Right? He’s probably one of those players who has never gotten…

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Jose Calderon 19 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

Jose Calderon is experiencing an unexpected career revival in Cleveland. After spending last season as a seldom-used third-stringer for the Lakers and Hawks, he’s seen a small uptick in minutes and a larger uptick in overall scoring efficiency. Just like Kobe and Dirk would go to Europe in the off-season to get special “European treatments”…

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Jordan Clarkson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)

If the Cavaliers make the Finals again, I’m not going to be down with that. Why even play the season if LeBron is just going to make it no matter what random assortment of players is surrounding him? No, this is the year I want some change. Something different. I can’t even tell if they’re…

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J.R. Smith 19 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

“Hey, I just realized, you play for the Cavaliers, right?” J.R. Smith’s waiter said as he set the basketball player’s food down in front of him. “Yeah, that’s me,” J.R. replied, easily adopting the joking, friendly attitude that he reserved for fans. “When you didn’t recognize me right away I thought I would finally get…

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George Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

George Hill was 10-of-11 from the field in this game. Great! I love it when players score efficiently. He also had zero assists, but I honestly don’t know whether that’s great or not great. He’s always been a point guard in name only, stretching the limit of how little a point guard can care about…

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Jordan Clarkson 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Jordan Clarkson has been as advertised since coming to the Cavaliers. If I had to guess, I’d say that Cavs fans were expecting a lot more than that because of all the extremely highlight-y highlights they watched (Clarkson has some of the highlightiest highlights in the league in my opinion), but they didn’t get to…

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Kyle Korver 22 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Whatever’s wrong with the Cavaliers, I don’t think Kyle Korver being inserted into the starting lineup will solve their problems. At best, it partially solves their “J.R. Smith” problem, which involves J.R. Smith being total booty all of the time and reacting to getting called out on his booty-ness by throwing soup at people. That…

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Ante Zizic 15 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)

Prior to tonight, Ante Zizic had put together a solid (for him) run of games: 6, 5, and 4 points in the last three. But nothing could have prepared us for what we saw tonight. 15 points, 7 made shots, 2 blocks, all accumulated by Zizic in a mere 20 minutes as the stunned ESPN…

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