Dion Waiters 26 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2014)

With Kyrie Irving being out of commission recently due to getting hurt filming one of those Uncle Drew commercials, Dion Waiters has had a nice stretch of games. He is showing that all he needs in order to live up to the expectations of his draft slot is the ball in his hands a ton…

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Matthew Dellavedova Career High 21 Points/6 Assists/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/26/2014)

“Haha I win again! Man Delly, you suck at NBA Jam!” “Shut up Dion you know I only have one good controller. As the good host that I am I graciously let you use it. The buttons on the one I’m using are all sludgy and horrible.” “Always with the excuses. Damn, all this ass-kicking…

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Matthew Dellavedova Career High 14 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2014)

“An Ode to Vegemite” “What greater pleasure can there be Than a piece of toast adorned with thee The sultry lust, the first bite Enter me now, my Vegemite Yeast extract is your main allure Any ills your taste shall cure Invented in 1922 by Cyril P. Callister A treasured representation of Australian culture Maybe…

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Tyler Zeller Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2014)

Tyler Zeller: least disappointing Zeller brother? Let’s do a rundown. Cody Zeller has shown no ability to score outside the paint despite his new and improved jumper being one of his selling points in the draft. High basketball IQ? People only say that because he’s white. Anthony Bennett has deflected lots of the negative attention…

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Matthew Dellavedova 11 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2014)

“Oy! I just put some shrimp on the barbie!” yelled Spencer Hawes as he dug into the shrimp that came with his gigantic steaks. The rest of the team laughed as Spencer ate without regard for cleanliness or manners, except for Matthew Dellavedova, who sat sullenly without food in front of him. “Hey, Delly, Outback…

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Jarrett Jack 22 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2014)

The Cavs wanted to make the playoffs this year. They figured, not necessarily wrongly, that Irving + other recent draftees + a savvy vet + 1st overall pick was going to be enough to do it. So they signed Jarrett Jack to bring scoring punch and playmaking to the bench and to be a savvy…

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Spencer Hawes 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

Spencer “The Mulleted Manhandler” Hawes probably didn’t appreciate being traded from one ugly situation (Philadelphia) to another ugly situation (Cleveland). I’m sure he was angling for something like Houston or Miami, or at the very least Chicago. Every team has a place for a seven-footer who can shoot threes and look really dopey wearing an…

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Dion Waiters 24 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

Not to toot my own (or Dion’s) horn or anything, but these are some fun highlights to watch. His jumpers are absolutely flawless, nothing but net. His layups are all heavily contested and showcase his good body control. He dunks with power. I admit that when I watched these highlights I thought wildly of Cleveland…

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Anthony Bennett 14 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

Lots of great basketball players write memoirs about their playing days. I can see Anthony Bennett doing the same. And by “see” I mean I actually looked into the future and perused copies of this book at Jolly & Rogers Ebook Emporium. If you don’t want to know how Bennett’s career turns out through the…

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Tyler Zeller 18 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/18/2014)

The title of this video is a lie. Yes, a dude named Tyler Zeller scored 18 points. In an NBA game on February 18th. And this video contains highlights of that performance. But they are not full highlights. Blame the Cavaliers’ TV crew, who don’t find it necessary to show free throws if they don’t…

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