Clint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)

“Hey Clint, we need you to do a huge favor for us.” Clint looked up from his phone to see Trevor Ariza, James Harden, and Gerald Green standing in front of him. All of them wore identical looks of determination on their faces. “Uh, sure. Maybe. What’s up?” “Trevor here says that he knows of…

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Clint Capela 19 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (12/25/2017)

Dwight Howard answered his ringing doorbell with bleary eyes. He had been taking advantage of the rare chance to sleep in on the day after Christmas. When he opened the door and saw who the visitor was, he immediately tried to close it again. Clint Capela stuck his foot in the door to prevent it…

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Clint Capela 24 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

Clint Capela is averaging 20 and 15 per 36 minutes this year. Clint Capela. The guy who, four years ago, took 6 games to even make a shot and 10 to make a free throw. The potential for insane dunkage was always there with him, but I didn’t think for a second that he would…

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Clint Capela 18 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)

It’s a sad day for all involved when I upload a Clint Capela highlight video but can’t include the number of dunks as one of the statistics in the title. It’s not like the Capellmeister didn’t dunk in this game, because he totally did, but it was only, like, three dunks. Three dunks out of…

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Clint Capela Career High 28 Points/9 Dunks/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

“Hey James, great game tonight, thanks for all those lobs.” Clint Capela said to his teammate, holding out an angled arm to receive a hand-clasp and hug. “You know it man,” James Harden responded, pulling Clint into a hug. “You made Cousins into a little bitch, especially when you swiped your balls right over the…

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Clint Capela 22 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

I am honestly outraged and a little bit sick. This is not why I make Clint Capela videos. I am not a purveyor of filth. When I undertake the creation of a Clint Capela highlight video, I expect endless alley-oop whamjams and little else. However, on this occasion, we get honest-to-goodness hook shots from the…

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Clint Capela 20 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

Now that the Rockets are back to full health with Harden and CP3 out there, often at the same time, I expect nothing less than these types of performances from Capela every game. Every single game. Twenty points or more. Five dunks or more. All he has to do is roll to the basket and…

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Clint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2017)

Twenty points in a single game is not unusual for Clint Capela when he gets to play with James Harden the entire time. Harden makes the game easy for the Capelmeister. What I’m struggling to comprehend is how the addition of Chris Paul into the mix will affect Capela’s game. Every time I think about…

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Clint Capela 19 Points/5 Dunks/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/9/2017)

“Clint, can you hurry up with whoever you’re texting, we’re all waiting to go celebrate,” said an annoyed P.J. Tucker as the rest of the Rockets team stood around waiting. “You can’t rush the creative process,” Clint said, not looking up from the screen of his phone where he was furiously tapping. “If it’s just…

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Clint Capela 22 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

One thing I noticed in the Rockets opener was that Chris Paul wasn’t getting Clint Capela involved. I think he passed it to him, like, two times? It’s not like Paul doesn’t have experience getting offensively-compromised centers the ball in places where they can do something with it (you know who I’m thinking of: Cole…

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