Clint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (5/28/2018)

Clint Capela was brooding by himself in his locker. Most of his teammates had already left the arena, but he had stayed, trying to figure out where it had all gone so wrong. It was also not lost on him that he might never again play in this arena again as a member of the…

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Clint Capela 21 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (5/2/2018)

I can’t remember if I’ve ever expressed an opinion on Clint Capela’s post game or his attempts to develop one. So I apologize in advance if the opinion I express here runs counter to opinions I have expressed in the past. Clint Capela should just not try any more post moves in the playoffs. Those…

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Clint Capela 26 Points/8 Dunks Full Highlights (4/25/2018)

“What’s up loser. It’s Clint,” Clint Capela said into his phone, smirking at the frustrated sigh of his rival, Dwight Howard. “How’s your summer going?” “It was going okay until you called. I’m gonna hang up now,” Dwight responded. “Don’t you want to hear about all the things James has to say about you?” Clint…

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Clint Capela 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/15/2018)

Clint Capela: is he the Rockets’ SECRET WEAPON for the playoffs? Reasons Capela might be the SECRET WEAPON: -He was keeping his Eurostep ability hidden from public view until the playoffs -He is secretly the Rockets’ third-best player -Can KAT stop him? Probably not. -D’Antoni purposely didn’t play him in the final regular season game…

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Clint Capela 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)

The Rockets are going to win the championship, aren’t they? I’m sitting here munching on a Pop-Tart, and I’m watching Capela-Harden/Paul pick-and-rolls, and my hope for a non-Houston chip gets lower and lower. Clint Capela doesn’t get talked about enough as the third part of their “big three”. That’s because he’s super limited in what…

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Clint Capela 22 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/28/2018)

The last time the Rockets played the Clippers (or maybe it was two times ago?) we had that awesome story where Chris Paul told his entire Rockets squad about a secret passageway to the Clippers’ locker room, so a bunch of dudes showed up unannounced in the Clippers’ locker room ready to beat the snot…

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Clint Capela 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

I had been told by learned NBA minds that Karl-Anthony Towns was an improved defender this year. And you know what? I believed them. I was taken for a fool. After watching this video, the notion that KAT is anything other than absolute fetid sewer dumpster garbage trash on the defensive end cannot be supported….

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Clint Capela 23 Points/25 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

It’s official: Clint Capela is officially part of an official “big three” in Houston. You know who the other two players are, James Harden and Chris Paul (you thought I was gonna put some funny names there didn’t you well sometimes DTB doesn’t take the low-hanging fruit), and Capela is third player. Together they comprise…

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Clint Capela 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

Well, I already made the entire video so I might as well upload it, but I just want to warn everybody that this video is a total waste of time. Why, you ask? Because Clint Capela only dunks it one time. Maybe if you’re one of those sick perverts who likes watching Capela attempt rudimentary…

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Clint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)

“Hey Clint, we need you to do a huge favor for us.” Clint looked up from his phone to see Trevor Ariza, James Harden, and Gerald Green standing in front of him. All of them wore identical looks of determination on their faces. “Uh, sure. Maybe. What’s up?” “Trevor here says that he knows of…

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