Collin Sexton 24 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Everyone knows by know how much advanced stats hate Collin Sexton. If advanced stats were a person and not ironclad facts of a mathematical nature, it would fair to call them a “hater”. Any look at basketball-reference or ESPN or one of those esoteric NBA stats blogs where they actually have degrees in statistics and…

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Collin Sexton 27 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Collin “Collinoscopy” Sexton has now had two games in a row, meaning that people who had written off his entire career on the basis of a month’s worth of extremely horrific, nearly coma-inducing shooting can come crawling back and admit to all of us that maybe he’ll turn out okay after all. I wasn’t one…

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Collin Sexton 27 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

The “rookie wall” is a real thing (I’ve seen it and it has all sorts of crude graffiti on it), and not only is it a real thing, but it’s a real thing that Collin Sexton succeed in running into head-first. I had been feeling like I hadn’t made a Collin Sexton highlight video in…

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Collin Sexton 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/8/2018)

Pictured: Collin Sexton reacting to the news that Matthew Dellavedova got traded back to the Cavaliers and now he’s going to lose his starting job. Not Pictured: Dellavedova scoring 29, because that’s never happened and never will happen until he does a really sad retirement tour in the Aussie NBL. Sexton had a bit of…

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Collin Sexton 23 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

It seems to me that every time I make a Collin “Sexty Time” Sexton highlight video, he’s downright abusing opposing defenses with his money midrange game. I decided to head on over to stats.nba.com, a very powerful tool that I barely know how to use, to figure out where Sexty Time fits in with the…

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Collin Sexton 21 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2018)

The Cavaliers lost this game when whoever that Cavaliers commentator is that isn’t Austin Carr compared what Collin Sexton was doing to #30 on the Warriors, Stephen Curry. It’s fine to get a little excited in the heat of the moment, but comparing a so-so rookie to the greatest shooter of all time is just…

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Collin Sexton 29 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)

Warning: this video is really intense. Small children and the elderly should not watch this video without supervision. Able-bodied adults should exercise all necessary precautions. Drink plenty of water. If you start feeling faint, close your browser window and lie down for 20 minutes before attempting to resume the video. Remember: no highlight video is…

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Collin Sexton 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

It is common knowledge that Cleveland Cavaliers veterans said that Collin Sexton doesn’t know how to play the game. I rebut their assertion by saying that Collin Sexton DOES know how to play the game, as long as “how to play the game” is “shoot midrange jumpers”. Which it is. Everyone knows that, because that’s…

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Collin Sexton 18 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

When the Cleveland commentators dropped the following nuggets of info on me, I started having a legit panic attack: apparently, Collin Sexton’s dad saw a flaw in his son’s shot, so he worked with him to fix it and now it’s all better. Forgive me for being paranoid, but we’ve seen at least one other…

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Collin Sexton 24 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

I am convinced that hostile actors (rival highlight-makers perhaps?) are screwing with my internet connectivity, attempting to prevent me from making highlights. Everything is flaky right now. My normal system of running all my traffic through 7 separate VPNs, plus a free proxy I found on the internet for added security, usually works. It works,…

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