Collin Sexton 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/8/2018)

Pictured: Collin Sexton reacting to the news that Matthew Dellavedova got traded back to the Cavaliers and now he’s going to lose his starting job. Not Pictured: Dellavedova scoring 29, because that’s never happened and never will happen until he does a really sad retirement tour in the Aussie NBL. Sexton had a bit of…

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Collin Sexton 23 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

It seems to me that every time I make a Collin “Sexty Time” Sexton highlight video, he’s downright abusing opposing defenses with his money midrange game. I decided to head on over to stats.nba.com, a very powerful tool that I barely know how to use, to figure out where Sexty Time fits in with the…

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Collin Sexton 21 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2018)

The Cavaliers lost this game when whoever that Cavaliers commentator is that isn’t Austin Carr compared what Collin Sexton was doing to #30 on the Warriors, Stephen Curry. It’s fine to get a little excited in the heat of the moment, but comparing a so-so rookie to the greatest shooter of all time is just…

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Collin Sexton 29 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)

Warning: this video is really intense. Small children and the elderly should not watch this video without supervision. Able-bodied adults should exercise all necessary precautions. Drink plenty of water. If you start feeling faint, close your browser window and lie down for 20 minutes before attempting to resume the video. Remember: no highlight video is…

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Collin Sexton 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

It is common knowledge that Cleveland Cavaliers veterans said that Collin Sexton doesn’t know how to play the game. I rebut their assertion by saying that Collin Sexton DOES know how to play the game, as long as “how to play the game” is “shoot midrange jumpers”. Which it is. Everyone knows that, because that’s…

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Collin Sexton 18 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

When the Cleveland commentators dropped the following nuggets of info on me, I started having a legit panic attack: apparently, Collin Sexton’s dad saw a flaw in his son’s shot, so he worked with him to fix it and now it’s all better. Forgive me for being paranoid, but we’ve seen at least one other…

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Collin Sexton 24 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

I am convinced that hostile actors (rival highlight-makers perhaps?) are screwing with my internet connectivity, attempting to prevent me from making highlights. Everything is flaky right now. My normal system of running all my traffic through 7 separate VPNs, plus a free proxy I found on the internet for added security, usually works. It works,…

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Collin Sexton 20 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

I’ve felt bad for Collin Sexton ever since that “report” came out that some veterans on the Cavaliers don’t “think he knows how to play”. I don’t know if I trust the report fully, but if that’s the case, why wouldn’t the vets, you know, teach him how to be better? I can’t imagine he’s…

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Collin Sexton 17 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Collin Sexton made just four field goals to score his 17 points. Eight free throws were used to make up the difference. As you and I both know, field goals are way more interesting to watch than free throws, so the end result is a video which is not as compelling as…

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Collin Sexton 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2018)

Dear Diary, Today I made another Collin Sexton highlight video where he scored 14 points. This is the third such video I have made for this player scoring this exact amount of points. I am beginning to wonder if he will ever score more than this. Perhaps I should cease making videos until he scores…

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