Seth Curry All 50 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation)

Seth Curry vs. Stephen Curry: who is the superior brother? In this truthful description where only the truest facts are outlaid with veracity and accuracy, we will answer that question in a rigorously logical manner. THREE POINT PERCENTAGE: Seth shot 45.0% over the course of the season. Stephen shot 45.4%. The raw numbers cannot be…

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Mason Plumlee 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/20/2016)

Who’s the better passing big, Blake Griffin or Mason Plumlee? ASSISTS: Plumlee had seven. Griffin had four. Seven is more than four according to the rules of math. PUNCHING PEOPLE: Griffin punches people all the time. He can’t go more than a few minutes without slamming his fist into somebody’s head. Mason Plumlee is a…

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D.J. Augustin 24 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2016)

D.J. Augustin vs. Emmanuel Mudiay: who is officially better? Shooting: At this point in his career, Mudiay cannot shoot. Period. Point blank. At all. Augustin, while maybe not a “shooter”, can shoot pretty well. Advantage: Augustin Passing: Mudiay is a willing passer. Perhaps too willing, as his turnover numbers suggest. Augustin can pass sometimes but…

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Channing Frye 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/10/2016)

CHANNING FRYE vs KEVIN LOVE? Who ya got? Let’s take a look at the factual facts: Injury status: Kevin Love had a “knee contusion” and missed this game. Channing Frye had no such contusions. Advantage: Frye Injury history: Love is missing an arm from when Kelly Olynyk ripped it off. The doctors used twine to…

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Sasha Vujacic 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2016)

Tonight was a great matchup of two exciting shooting guards, Devin Booker and Sasha Vujacic. But which one is better? Let’s take look at the facts with truthfulness. Team victory status: Vujacic’s team, the Knicks, were the winners of this basketball contest. Booker’s team, the Suns, were the losers. Advantage: Vujacic Points (career): Vujacic has…

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Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

Jeff Green: better than Blake Griffin? Let’s analyze the facts in several key areas. Number of dunks this year: Green has dunked it 36 times this year, a number that is greater than Griffin’s 34. Advantage: Green Quality of dunks this year: I’ve looked at a bunch of Griffin dunks this year, and they kind…

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E’Twaun Moore Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2016)

E’Twaun Moore: better than Jimmy Butler? The facts will be analyzed with truthfulness. Career Highs: E’Twaun Moore scored his career high in points tonight, while Jimmy Butler’s career high already occurred several games ago, which doesn’t help the Bulls out in the here and the now. Advantage: Moore Scoring Tonight: Butler didn’t even score a…

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Kristaps Porzingis 17 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2016)

Had Carmelo Anthony and a bunch of refs not intervened, I’d say we were about five seconds away from seeing Kristaps Porzingis and Kent Bazemore take the gloves off and start throwing haymakers at each other. I am curious, as we all are, what the outcome of that fight would have been. Let’s take a…

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Mirza Teletovic 24 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)

There is a very white, very stretchy power forward battle going on in Phoenix right now. A power forward battle in which Markieff Morris is not included, for he is not white enough. The battle I talk about occurs between Jon Leuer, who is white and from Minnesota, and Mirza Teletovic, who is white and…

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T.J. Warren 17 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)

T.J. Warren vs T.J. McConnell: who is the best T.J. in the NBA? Warren was a sick scorer in college and was expected to do good on the NBA level. McConnell was not that sick of a scorer in college, and was not expected to make the league at all. Winner: Warren McConnell is white,…

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