Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part V)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Jesus Christ? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Jesus: Undrafted Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Jesus: Free agent Who wins? Wiggins [AGE] Wiggins: 20 Jesus: Hard to pinpoint exactly. 32? Immortal? 2015? If it’s the latter…

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Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part IV)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Michael Jordan? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall MJ: Drafted third overall Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves MJ: Charlotte Hornets, as owner Who wins? MJ [CURRENT STATUS AS BASKETBALL PLAYER] Wiggins: Active MJ: Inactive, but says…

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Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part III)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than LeBron James? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall LeBron: Drafted first overall Who wins? it’s a tie [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves LeBron: Cleveland Cavaliers Who wins? LeBron [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: Is a threat to score in many ways….

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Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part II)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Jabari Parker? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Parker: Drafted second overall Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Parker: Milwaukee Bucks Who wins? Parker [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: This guy just straight-up scored in any way you could…

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Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part I)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Anthony Bennett? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Bennett: Drafted first overall Who wins? it’s a tie [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Bennett: Minnesota Timberwolves Who wins? it’s a tie [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: As a rookie, displayed advanced scoring…

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Clint Capela 9 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (5/19/2015)

Clint Capela vs Festus Ezeli. Who ya got? A difficult question to be sure. Let me help you in your pursuit of the correct answer (Yes, there is a correct answer. This is not a matter of opinion). Clint Capela: just turned 21, which means that he can now legally imbibe alcohols and also has…

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Trevor Booker Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2015)

Which is the better performance, Trevor Booker’s 36 or Wilt’s 100? Let’s take a look at the facts. Wilt was playing against players so inferior to himself that an apt comparison would be Trevor playing against a middle-school girl’s B team. Advantage: Booker. Trevor played in a packed arena brimming with playoff-like intensity, while Wilt…

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Eric Gordon 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

If Eric Gordon were a subgenre of rock music, what subgenre would he be? This is a tough question to answer since rock is an extremely broad musical genre, encompassing almost any form of guitar-based music. My first inclination is that Eric Gordon would be 70’s Psychedelic Rock, since that genre is very free-flowing and…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 10 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/2/2014)

I’ve seen a lot of comparisons for Giannis Antetokounmpo strewn across the internet. Some of them are worse than others; all of them are hilariously optimistic. Kevin Durant. They have the same body, but Kevin Durant’s jumper is a finely tuned machine. Giannis’ jumper looks like how he looks: a mess of flailing arms. Dirk…

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Toney Douglas 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/8/2013)

Well, that sucked. Spurs beat the Warriors 76-74 in what might be the lowest-scoring game of the year. And the game’s leading scorer was none other than Toney “Baloney” Douglas! The Warriors commentators were so distraught over Stephen Curry’s injury that all they could do was project his attributes onto other players, and that included…

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