T.J. Warren 17 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)

T.J. Warren vs T.J. McConnell: who is the best T.J. in the NBA? Warren was a sick scorer in college and was expected to do good on the NBA level. McConnell was not that sick of a scorer in college, and was not expected to make the league at all. Winner: Warren McConnell is white,…

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Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part V)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Jesus Christ? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Jesus: Undrafted Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Jesus: Free agent Who wins? Wiggins [AGE] Wiggins: 20 Jesus: Hard to pinpoint exactly. 32? Immortal? 2015? If it’s the latter…

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Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part IV)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Michael Jordan? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall MJ: Drafted third overall Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves MJ: Charlotte Hornets, as owner Who wins? MJ [CURRENT STATUS AS BASKETBALL PLAYER] Wiggins: Active MJ: Inactive, but says…

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Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part III)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than LeBron James? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall LeBron: Drafted first overall Who wins? it’s a tie [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves LeBron: Cleveland Cavaliers Who wins? LeBron [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: Is a threat to score in many ways….

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Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part II)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Jabari Parker? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Parker: Drafted second overall Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Parker: Milwaukee Bucks Who wins? Parker [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: This guy just straight-up scored in any way you could…

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Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part I)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Anthony Bennett? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Bennett: Drafted first overall Who wins? it’s a tie [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Bennett: Minnesota Timberwolves Who wins? it’s a tie [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: As a rookie, displayed advanced scoring…

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Clint Capela 9 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (5/19/2015)

Clint Capela vs Festus Ezeli. Who ya got? A difficult question to be sure. Let me help you in your pursuit of the correct answer (Yes, there is a correct answer. This is not a matter of opinion). Clint Capela: just turned 21, which means that he can now legally imbibe alcohols and also has…

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Trevor Booker Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2015)

Which is the better performance, Trevor Booker’s 36 or Wilt’s 100? Let’s take a look at the facts. Wilt was playing against players so inferior to himself that an apt comparison would be Trevor playing against a middle-school girl’s B team. Advantage: Booker. Trevor played in a packed arena brimming with playoff-like intensity, while Wilt…

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Eric Gordon 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

If Eric Gordon were a subgenre of rock music, what subgenre would he be? This is a tough question to answer since rock is an extremely broad musical genre, encompassing almost any form of guitar-based music. My first inclination is that Eric Gordon would be 70’s Psychedelic Rock, since that genre is very free-flowing and…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 10 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/2/2014)

I’ve seen a lot of comparisons for Giannis Antetokounmpo strewn across the internet. Some of them are worse than others; all of them are hilariously optimistic. Kevin Durant. They have the same body, but Kevin Durant’s jumper is a finely tuned machine. Giannis’ jumper looks like how he looks: a mess of flailing arms. Dirk…

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