Cory Joseph 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

This Cory Joseph highlight video marks the first time this season that I have made a video for either the Pacers’ starting point guard (Darren Collison) or his primary backup (Cory Joseph). I’ve made two videos for the third-stringer, Aaron Holiday, but somehow, the two guys who are getting the bulk of the PG minutes…

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Cory Joseph 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

To me, the most impressive part of this video isn’t Cory Joseph’s buttery-smooth midrange jimbo or his improved three-point shot. No, I’m more impressed by the evidence that Al Jefferson is still alive and still playing basketball. Because I’m pretty sure that I saw somewhere that the Charlotte Hornets retired his jersey number after they…

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Cory Joseph 21 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

For your enjoyment, part three of the ongoing “Pacers players who participated in the destruction of the Timberwolves” series: Cory Joseph! He scored 21 points, playing a crucial role in making Timberwolves fans realize that their team isn’t as good as they hoped and that it is time to start booing. Like with Bojan Bogdanovic,…

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Cory Joseph 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (5/7/2017)

Wow, turns out that the Raptors don’t even need Kyle Lowry to lose to the Cavaliers. I don’t see any point in re-signing him in free agency if his presence isn’t going to make a difference when they eventually run into LeBron and company. Just roll with the suddenly-semi-competent Cory Joseph as the starter and…

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Cory Joseph 22 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2017)

Hearing Marv Albert pronounce “garbage time” as “GAR-bahge time” pretty much made me the happiest dude ever. Then I remembered he’s a horrible sex-offending scumbag who can’t even commentate coherently anymore and I stopped being happy, but then I got happy again because I remembered that Cory Joseph, who really sucks, scored 22 points in…

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Cory Joseph 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2017)

When does Kyle Lowry come back or is he dead forever? I’m honestly a little bit tired of making Cory Joseph videos because nobody watches them and he’s got that floater-heavy “backup point guard” scoring game that always fails to excite me. The sooner that Lowry comes back, the sooner that CoJo can go back…

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Cory Joseph 15 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

If you have ever wondered what a double-digit assist game by Cory Joseph looks like, you’re in luck. If you have never wondered what a double-digit assist game by Cory Joseph looks like, you’re still in luck, because you just realized that you did actually want to see such a thing and now it is…

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Cory Joseph 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2017)

Whoops, these highlights ended up kind of crappy. Nothing wrong with them technically, it’s just that all the assists were lame and the scoring was only decent. Never underestimate the detrimental effect lame assists can have on a video. There’s a reason some highlight-makers don’t include them, even if they include the cooler ones. Worst…

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Cory Joseph Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2017)

I don’t know whether to be impressed or appalled by this performance by Cory Joseph. His 33 points, which totally demolished whatever meager career-high he had set previously, are certainly very impressive. Especially when you consider that they basically all came as a result of his own shot-creating ability; only two of these baskets were…

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Cory Joseph 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

I’m sitting here in my highlight-making chair just having made Cory Joseph highlights. And I’m impressed by what I saw from this guy. Is there something wrong with me? It’s been so long since I felt emotions, since I was anything other than a zombie sleepwalking through life, present yet detached. Is this because I…

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