Cristiano Felicio 12 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2017)

Cristiano “The Brazilian Shaq” Felicio (or “The Babyface Shaq”, take your pick) made some waves in the offseason for having such a good agent that the Bulls decided to give him a four-year contract where he gets paid eight million dollars per year. This was after he averaged 5/5 on 58% shooting the year before….

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Cristiano Felicio 13 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2017)

Cristiano “The Brazilian Shaq” Felicio: ready for more minutes? He was relatively effective against the Knicks, playing 25 minutes and scoring thirteen points. He only grabbed five rebounds (I bet Taj Gibson was stealing his rebounds) but he didn’t accumulate any of the “bad” stats (turnovers or personal fouls). I thought conditioning might be an…

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Cristiano Felicio 12 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/30/2016)

Cristiano “The Brazilian Shaq” Felicio has been seeing more consistent minutes lately after playing only sporadically for most of November. That previous state of affairs confused me because the Bulls have very little in the way of backup big men. Those cupboards are bare, as they say. Lopez and Gibson are the starters, and then…

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Cristiano Felicio 16 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)

Is Cristiano Felicio better than Fab Melo yet? That’s a dumb question. Of course he is. A better question would be: at what point did Cristiano Felicio become a better NBA player than Fab Melo? Was it from the moment he first stepped on an NBA court? Was it a few minutes after that? Maybe…

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Cristiano Felicio 16 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

It’s a shame that the Bulls probably aren’t going to the playoffs (actually it isn’t screw you Bulls you can wallow in the same misery that the Bucks are right now), because then we’d get to see playoff-Cristiano Felicio unleashed. I mean, the regular-season version of Felicio has only been unleased for the few hours…

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Cristiano Felicio 8 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2016)

Eight points and five rebounds in six minutes? You can talk to me about “small sample sizes” all you want but the only thing I’m hearing is that those are total beast numbers. Judging by this video, if your team has a bunch of dudes on it who can’t make layups, Cristiano Felicio is your…

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Cristiano Felicio 8 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

What a game for Cristiano Felicio! I’ve been waiting since the season started to highlight him, but I’ve had to wait for him to pass Cameron “I’m the worst player in the NBA” Bairstow on the Bulls’ depth chart. And now he has! 14 minutes for Christ Fellatio, and none for Mr. Worst Player. Every…

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