Gorgui Dieng 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)

“Dear diary, Today the team did a charity event at a local hospital. I am always pleased when we visit the sick children. It feels nice to bring some happiness to their lives when they are beset with such severe diseases and syndromes. It helps to keep things in perspective, that basketball is not everything…

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Gorgui Dieng 20 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2016)

“Dear Diary, The cursed white sand falls upon the land of Minnesota in horrific storms of white devilry. I am almost entirely housebound, so great is my fear of the devil’s precipitation. I now decline any invitations by my teammates to carouse about town, for Lucifer could command the sky to produce evil white sand…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part V)

Karl-Anthony was first to reach the plateau. At its far end, there was indeed a fire burning in a pit, but now he could see that there was also a small wooden residence built along the one of the plateau’s sides. The full midday sun exposed its every detail even at this far distance. He…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part IV)

The swirling clouds of sand had made the way forward extremely difficult to discern. They would make incremental forward progress along what they thought was the path, only to be forced to backtrack when finding themselves surrounded by rocks on all sides. Hope of ever finding the whereabouts of the wizard while embroiled in this…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part III)

The three wayfarers reached the base of the Cloudy Mountains early the next evening, just as the sun was dipping below the horizon. Their jagged peaks, usually snow-covered but now barren, cut angrily into the sky. “What say you, old sage?” Karl-Anthony asked Kevin. “Which path shall we take? The one that lies ahead of…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part II)

Karl-Anthony bustled about his bedchamber, throwing a few articles of clothing and some non-perishable foodstuffs into a woolen sack. Ricky stood to the side, watching his king with increasing dismay. “You mean to trek to the abode of the wizard king as a common traveller? Should you not be assembling your army?” Stopping to stare…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part I)

Karl-Anthony Towns, king of the land of Minnesota, glowered as he stared at one of the windows of his hall. He was draped in a vestment made of a whole polar bear pelt, but it was too warm for him, and he cast it aside. “Not all is right with the world, Ricky,” he grumbled…

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Gorgui Dieng 25 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)

“Dear diary, It lightens my heart greatly to see that, with warmth finally gracing the harsh lands of Minnesota once again, that the accumulated dunes of the cursed white sand are melting away from the ground. I am hesitant to allow hope to reside in my heart, but I cannot help myself: I believe truly…

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Gorgui Dieng 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)

“Dear diary, Today my teammates played a very cruel trick on me. We were in the locker room after we lost to the Raptors. I had personally done well in the game, so my teammates had all gathered around me, telling me about how I had made Jonas Valanciunas look foolish trying to defend me….

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Gorgui Dieng 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2016)

“Dear Diary, Today, the unimaginable happened. To preface this account, I must stress that I am very careful to check the weather forecast many times per day. If there is even a wisp of cloud floating in the sky, I will double-check to ensure that none of the cursed white sand will fall from the…

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