David Lee 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

It’s hard to know why I started typing all these words in the description box. The practice began with my first video, and the descriptions have only gotten more and more outlandish over time, so that by now I have a couple continuing storylines dispensed in 5000-character chunks, to say nothing of all the individual…

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Chandler Parsons 27 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

“We need to talk about our last conversation,” Jeremy said. Chandler Parsons looked down at the phone in his hand, as if simply staring at it would cause Jeremy Lin to emerge from the screen. How badly Chandler wanted to see him again, but a mere phone call would have to suffice. Bringing the phone…

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Chandler Parsons 24 Points/1 Headbutt Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

So the big news from this game is that Chandler Parsons and Zaza Pachulia basically brawled right at center court as their teammates threw hundred-dollar bills at them in a crude form of bet-making. It didn’t quite go down exactly that way, but it was pretty close, as you’ll see if you watch until the…

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Salah Mejri 10 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/24/2016)

Life is full of inexplicable mysteries. Like why is Sprite advertised as being a thirst quencher when the only thing it does is make you more thirsty? Some things in our shared existence are just not meant to be known. Another one: Why was Salah Mejri starting for the Mavericks? Don’t give me the whole…

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JaVale McGee 11 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

JaVale McGee has been injured for the entire time I have been doing end-of-season dunk compilations. This is kind of a tragedy, since one of the main goals of that project was to show the prowess of the league’s best dunkers in a sensory-overloading manner. But can it really be a display of the NBA’s…

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Salah Mejri 17 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/13/2016)

Salah Mejri: the next Boban Marjanovic? The similarities are eerie. -From a country that is not well known to Americans? Check. -Buried deep on the end of the bench? Check. -Played in D-League due to bench-buried state? Checkeroo. -Big? Check. -Really big? Check. -Able to deposit the ball into the rim directly, without even really…

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Chandler Parsons 25 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)

Chandler Parsons had just finished pouring himself an afternoon bowl of Cap’n Crunch when he heard his phone ring from its place charging in his bedroom. Setting the bowl on the counter, he jogged over to the source of the ringing. When he picked up the phone and saw the name of the caller, his…

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JaVale McGee 13 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2016)

Based on the view counts for my other JaVale McGee videos this year, it looks like I am not alone in this sentiment: an NBA with Javale is way better than an NBA without. Dunks are fun. JaVale provides dunks. Blocks are fun. JaVale provides blocks. Boneheaded plays are fun. JaVale provides boneheaded plays. Having…

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