Mike James 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

Mike James is old. Very old. I did not really realize how old he was. 37. Man. That is old. Which makes it all the more surprising that he has, after bouncing around for his entire career, found a starting job with the Mavericks. I don’t get how, considering he has no upside. He must…

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Brandan Wright 23 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/22/2013)

I wonder what it was like for Brandan Wright the first time he dunked a ball. Probably in the middle of a growth spurt, he tried and tried, coming so close but unable to get that little extra. Then, one day, it happened. A rim grazer, it could be called, but a dunk nonetheless. Imagine…

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Rodrigue Beaubois 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2013)

Rodrigue “French Kiss” Beaubois’ career has pretty much been on a downward slide since he had that 40 point game a couple years back. My opinion of him is still colored by that game, I think he should be getting more minutes even though he’s been pretty poor this year. At least he should get…

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Brandan Wright 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

The only thing I know about Brandan Wright is that he once did a windmill hand-switching dunk in a game, and it wasn’t even on purpose like all of Blake Griffin’s showtime dunks. Check that, I know another thing about the guy: his ears are monstrously huge. The three blocks that Wright got this game…

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Dahntay Jones 11 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2013)

Dahntay Jones AKA “Dahntay’s Infehrno” has not had a very exciting career. I say this with confidence because my mental encyclopedia’s entry for the guy reads like this: “6-foot-five (ish). 30-something years old. Played for the Pacers for a few years. Never was all that great. For more information, see entry for Dominique Jones, since…

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Shawn Marion 20 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2012)

Is Shawn Marion the craftiest shooter in the league? That’s a stupid question. Of course he is. For a guy whose jumper is shot from in front of his face, he sure manages to score a lot of points. ~~~~flashback to middle school~~~~ “Coach! Travis keeps blocking my shots! Make him stop!” “Now Shawn, if…

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OJ Mayo 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2012)

Ovinton J’Anthony Mayo has a stupid name. What the heck were his parents thinking? “Ovinton, yeah, that sounds cool but what if we gave him another name?” “Yeah, maybe something like Anthony.” “I like it. But it needs more swag. Maybe put a J in front of it. J’Anthony” “That sounds great babe, yo, who…

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Jae Crowder 12 Points Full Highlights 11/14/2012

Jae Crowder, proud owner of the NBA’s longest hair, displays his versatile game against the Wizards, scoring 12 points and dishing 3 dimes. He did so while looking almost exactly like Kenneth Faried. The only way to tell the difference is to see which one likes to chuck threes. Hint: it’s Crowder.

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Chris Kaman 22 Points Full Highlights 11/7/2012

Chris Kaveman unleashes a steady stream of savvy shots against the Raptors. Replacing the injured Nowitzki, Kaman emulates the master himself with smooth jumpers and slick post moves. As a bonus his clutch shot near the end sent the Raptors organization into a tailspin of morosity and ill-will. Not like it wasn’t already there.

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