Chandler Parsons 25 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)

Chandler Parsons had just finished pouring himself an afternoon bowl of Cap’n Crunch when he heard his phone ring from its place charging in his bedroom. Setting the bowl on the counter, he jogged over to the source of the ringing. When he picked up the phone and saw the name of the caller, his…

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JaVale McGee 13 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2016)

Based on the view counts for my other JaVale McGee videos this year, it looks like I am not alone in this sentiment: an NBA with Javale is way better than an NBA without. Dunks are fun. JaVale provides dunks. Blocks are fun. JaVale provides blocks. Boneheaded plays are fun. JaVale provides boneheaded plays. Having…

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J.J. Barea 26 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

Watching J.J. Barea play well in Mavericks’ uniform always brings back warm, fuzzy memories of him and Dirk and Tyson winning a chip. Back when everyone still hated LeBron, and Wade was getting comeuppance for being a flopping piece of human garbage. Mark Cuban had a chance to reunite the big three outlined above. Why…

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J.J. Barea Career High 32 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

J.J. Barea awoke to the blare of the hotel room alarm clock. He groggily opened his eyes, his head pounding from the night of hard partying he had just experienced. Despite the annoying alarm’s best efforts, it could not remove Barea’s memories of beautiful ladies and plentiful booze at one of New York’s most exclusive…

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JaVale McGee 10 Points/5 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/18/2015)

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a rejuvenated JaVale McGee up to his old tricks. The NBA just hasn’t been the same without him, and I’m not even talking about all that BS Shaqtin stuff. I’m talking about big blocks and even bigger slam-jams. And, yes, some funny faces thrown in for good measure. Sadly,…

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J.J. Barea 21 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Every time I’m tempted to call J.J. Barea a manlet, which is an almost hourly occurrence, I have to remind myself that he did once dunk a basketball. There is low-quality pregame video evidence proving it. There’s also higher quality video evidence of him easily grabbing the rim. It’s just that his manlet hands are…

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Wesley Matthews 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Wesley Matthews vs. the Wizards = the new Paul Pierce vs. the Raptors? Let’s take a look at the facts. In his last four games against Washington, dating back to his Portland days, he has put up these scoring performances: 28 (tonight), 36, 19, and 28. Those are the facts, and they lead to this…

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Raymond Felton Triple Double 10 pts/11 asts/11 rebs Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

OFFICIAL 2015 IMPROBABLEST TRIPLE-DOUBLES POWER RANKINGS 1. Raymond Felton [POWER GAP] 2. Giannis Antetokounmpo 3. Brandon Knight 4. Nicolas Batum [POWERER GAP] 15. Russell Westbrook 17. Russell Westbrook 18. Russell Westbrook

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Wesley Matthews Career High 36 Points/10 Threes Full Highlights (12/6/2015)

Lost in an anesthetic haze, Wes Matthews wandered the deserted corridors of his mind. In the waking world, doctors were working tirelessly to repair his torn Achilles tendon, but in the inner world of Wes’ psyche, all was quiet, a side effect of the anesthesia that had ostensibly halted the workings of his brain. In…

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Zaza Pachulia 16 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2015)

We now have concrete proof that Zaza Pachulia, even in his old age, can be a starter on a good team. I don’t want to admit it given how annoyed I would get when he was in a Bucks uniform, but I’m going to man up and admit it anyway. I’m admitting it right now….

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