JaVale McGee 10 Points/5 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/18/2015)

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a rejuvenated JaVale McGee up to his old tricks. The NBA just hasn’t been the same without him, and I’m not even talking about all that BS Shaqtin stuff. I’m talking about big blocks and even bigger slam-jams. And, yes, some funny faces thrown in for good measure. Sadly,…

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J.J. Barea 21 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Every time I’m tempted to call J.J. Barea a manlet, which is an almost hourly occurrence, I have to remind myself that he did once dunk a basketball. There is low-quality pregame video evidence proving it. There’s also higher quality video evidence of him easily grabbing the rim. It’s just that his manlet hands are…

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Wesley Matthews 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Wesley Matthews vs. the Wizards = the new Paul Pierce vs. the Raptors? Let’s take a look at the facts. In his last four games against Washington, dating back to his Portland days, he has put up these scoring performances: 28 (tonight), 36, 19, and 28. Those are the facts, and they lead to this…

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Raymond Felton Triple Double 10 pts/11 asts/11 rebs Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

OFFICIAL 2015 IMPROBABLEST TRIPLE-DOUBLES POWER RANKINGS 1. Raymond Felton [POWER GAP] 2. Giannis Antetokounmpo 3. Brandon Knight 4. Nicolas Batum [POWERER GAP] 15. Russell Westbrook 17. Russell Westbrook 18. Russell Westbrook

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Wesley Matthews Career High 36 Points/10 Threes Full Highlights (12/6/2015)

Lost in an anesthetic haze, Wes Matthews wandered the deserted corridors of his mind. In the waking world, doctors were working tirelessly to repair his torn Achilles tendon, but in the inner world of Wes’ psyche, all was quiet, a side effect of the anesthesia that had ostensibly halted the workings of his brain. In…

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Zaza Pachulia 16 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2015)

We now have concrete proof that Zaza Pachulia, even in his old age, can be a starter on a good team. I don’t want to admit it given how annoyed I would get when he was in a Bucks uniform, but I’m going to man up and admit it anyway. I’m admitting it right now….

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JaVale McGee 8 Points Mavericks Debut Full Highlights (11/22/2015)

Finally! JaVale McGee is back, and we can put Zaza Pachulia to rest forever. I don’t care how well he may have been playing, his time is over now, and the chapter in the Mavericks’ novel entitled “Zaza leading us nowhere” can at last be wrapped up. Remember, Cuban promised JaVale the starter’s job and…

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Charlie Villanueva 19 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2015)

The Rockets are so screwed. Losing to the Mavericks isn’t so bad on the face of it, but this isn’t any old Mavericks team. This is a Mavericks team with Dirk taken out and Charlie Villanueva put in his place! Say what you will about Dirk being old and not all that good, but anything…

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Raymond Felton 23 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2015)

Consider DownToBuck among the legions of fans who assumed that Raymond “Fatty” Felton was totally done. He didn’t look like much last year with the Mavericks, and even though he’s not that old really, I assumed that that would be the end of him in the NBA. Have fun in China, RayRay! These were commonly…

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