Jalen Jones 16 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

I am trying really hard right now not to get Jalen Jones confused with Jaylen Morris, and it’s not working. I might have accidentally spent the whole compilation process of this vid thinking a Morris highlight package would appear at the end of it. I don’t know how anyone is supposed to keep all these…

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Johnathan Motley 14 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

The Mavericks didn’t even try tonight. Facing the Magic, they knew they had to pull out all the stops to get the loss. Among the stops pulled out: -Johnathan Motley playing 41 minutes -Aaron Harrison playing 41 minutes -Kyle Collinsworth playing 35 minutes -Only vet J.J. Barea getting injured 10 minutes in and is out…

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Dennis Smith Jr. 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2018)

Thanks to the demise of my trusty microwave, which may or may not have had illegal modifications made to it in order to improve its cooking time, it has now been approximately 42 hours since I have had a Pop-Tart. I know that they can be eaten cold, but I’m not a caveman here. I…

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Dennis Smith Jr. 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2018)

Unless something changes in the next nine games, Dennis Smith Jr. will finish the season with negative win-shares. You know that win-shares are the best and most representative stat ever invented because they always line up with what the so-called “eye test” tells you. In this case, the eye test tells me that DSJ is…

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Yogi Ferrell 20 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

If things go according to plan, Yogi Ferrell will average over ten points per game this season. Since he averaged exactly 10.0 PPG in his first season, that would make him a career ten point per game scorer. How many undrafted players become career ten point per game scorers right out of the gate? Not…

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J.J. Barea 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

The list of longtime NBA players who had their best season ever at the age of 33 has to be pretty short (short like J.J. Barea, oh SNAP). However short it is, it has gotten one item longer with how well Barea has played this season. The wins aren’t there, but even at his best…

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Dirk Nowitzki 19 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

The list of people who have assisted Dirk Nowitzki on a shot is undoubtedly really long, and full of really weird names. I would only be 50 percent surprised to find that Mark Cuban was on it. Kyle Collinsworth is definitely on it now, if he wasn’t before, which he probably was. I don’t know,…

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Jalen Jones 16 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2018)

The Bulls were recently warned by the league to not tank so blatantly, but I think that Adam Silver needs to re-issue that warning to the Mavericks, because playing Jalen Jones 30 minutes and letting him take 15 shots sure looks like tanking to me. But I’m not complaining (except about the fact that Jameel…

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Dwight Powell 20 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)

Dwight Powell might have been the only player on the Mavericks who showed up against the Rockets last night. The Mavericks as a team scored 82, which isn’t the most pathetic thing ever (still pretty pathetic tee bee aitch), but almost a fourth of those came as a result of Dwight Powell and his elite…

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Doug McDermott 20 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)

It will take a lot to get me off the Doug McDermott bandwagon. How could a Jimmer Fredette with actual NBA size not be a productive player? That is my reasoning, and maybe it’s super flawed, I don’t care, until he’s washed up and playing for peanuts in the Philippines I will maintain that he…

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