Wesley Matthews 26 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)

Is it fair to say that Wesley Matthews is a bottom-ten starting shooting guard in the NBA right now? Am I being fair in saying that? Because it definitely seems like he is. I know that’s he’s coming off a serious injury and it might have affected his jumpshot, but the plain facts are that…

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Salah Mejri 13 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (3/20/2016)

Let’s just ignore the two free throws that Salah Mejri missed that would have put the Mavericks up with 13 seconds to go. They didn’t happen. As these highlights will show you, Mejri only did good things tonight. Besides, now Dirk has 40. He wouldn’t have had 40 if those foul shots had gone in….

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David Lee 20 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)

When was the last time a waiver-wire signing -any waiver-wire signing- worked out for the team acquiring the player? Not just “oh this guy didn’t totally suck all the time for us so I guess this worked out”, but honest-to-god improved the team and reinvigorated the fanbase. There are probably a lot of examples, actually….

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David Lee 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

It’s hard to know why I started typing all these words in the description box. The practice began with my first video, and the descriptions have only gotten more and more outlandish over time, so that by now I have a couple continuing storylines dispensed in 5000-character chunks, to say nothing of all the individual…

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Chandler Parsons 27 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

“We need to talk about our last conversation,” Jeremy said. Chandler Parsons looked down at the phone in his hand, as if simply staring at it would cause Jeremy Lin to emerge from the screen. How badly Chandler wanted to see him again, but a mere phone call would have to suffice. Bringing the phone…

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Chandler Parsons 24 Points/1 Headbutt Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

So the big news from this game is that Chandler Parsons and Zaza Pachulia basically brawled right at center court as their teammates threw hundred-dollar bills at them in a crude form of bet-making. It didn’t quite go down exactly that way, but it was pretty close, as you’ll see if you watch until the…

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Salah Mejri 10 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/24/2016)

Life is full of inexplicable mysteries. Like why is Sprite advertised as being a thirst quencher when the only thing it does is make you more thirsty? Some things in our shared existence are just not meant to be known. Another one: Why was Salah Mejri starting for the Mavericks? Don’t give me the whole…

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JaVale McGee 11 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

JaVale McGee has been injured for the entire time I have been doing end-of-season dunk compilations. This is kind of a tragedy, since one of the main goals of that project was to show the prowess of the league’s best dunkers in a sensory-overloading manner. But can it really be a display of the NBA’s…

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