D’Angelo Russell 26 Points Full HIghlights (11/11/2017)

D’Angelo Russell showed off his “D’Angelo Chucksell” side in this game by not recording an assist until well into the second half. I can already imagine the rebuttals of pained Nets fans: “He has nobody to pass it to!” or “He made good passes but his teammates can’t hit shots!” or “He was supposed to…

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D’Angelo Russell 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/6/2017)

There are lots of really lame tattoos adorning NBA players. Like, tons. Maybe even most of them? I don’t think I’d go that far, but there is a serious lack of judgment going on with some of these dudes. Like, seriously Kirilenko, did you need to get a whole frickin’ demon plastered all over your…

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D’Angelo Russell 33 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2017)

I’m not really a big supporter of the whole “inundate addiction-prone kids with tons of candy and sugar” aspect of Halloween. I don’t usually have principles, but these are kids we’re talking about here. They don’t even know how bad those mass-produced pseudo-chocolate sugar bombs are for them. So it’s up to responsible adults to…

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D’Angelo Russell 29 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

D’Angelo Russell (who has probably outgrown the “D’Angelo Bustell” nickname, at least from my end) didn’t have an exceedingly efficient game last night, going 9-of-25 from the field after draining four quick three-pointers in the first quarter, but, you know what? 29 points is 29 points. You can deny it all you want, but the…

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D’Angelo Russell 30 Points Nets Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

I, for one, am interested to see what happens when D’Angelo Russell gets transported from an immature, out-of-control locker room situation to a locker room that’s held down by scary-looking veterans (DeMarre Carroll) and which doesn’t have as many highly-touted young prospects populating it. Opportunities for illicitly recording teammate’s private conversations will certainly be less,…

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D’Angelo Russell Career High 40 Points/6 Assists/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

The Laker’s locker room was empty save for two stragglers, one of them just taking his time, and the other mulling over a disappointing loss to the defending champion Cavaliers. Nick Young, having finally gotten around to putting his street clothes on, sat next down to D’Angelo Russell’s locker. “Nice game, man. Forty points! Kobe…

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D’Angelo Russell 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

Magic Johnson might not have ruined the Lakers yet, but he’s already done something far, far worse: he ruined this highlight video! Attention Lakers TV people: when people tune in to watch basketball, that’s what they want to watch. Basketball. They don’t want to see a huge face talking about this that and the other…

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D’Angelo Russell 17 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2017)

As far as I can tell, this is the first game of D’Angelo Russell’s career where he had a high total of assists while not riding a ridiculously hot three-point shooter. Sweet! Now this is something I can get behind. 11 assists, a career high, and not all of them were to Nick Young! Some…

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D’Angelo Russell 22 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/31/2017)

This is a milestone for D’Angelo Russell: his first game with double-digit assists. If humans evolved to have four fingers on each hand instead of five, or counted the spaces between their five fingers instead of the fingers themselves, he’d have gotten double-digit assists a couple times by now. But that’s neither here nor there….

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D’Angelo Russell 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/1/2017)

I don’t even know what “He ain’t even stretch doe” means. Does it mean anything? Did it mean anything before D’Angelo Russell said it, or did it gain meaning when it first saw the light of day? “Doooooooooooooe” I need to keep up with this kind of crap better. How can I be expected to…

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