Daniel Theis Career High 22 Points/5 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/8/2018)

Al Horford has been booty this year. Guerschon Yabusele has been booty also, but in a different way, if you catch my drift (heh heh heh). But yeah, Horford, he was an All-Star last year but this year looks a million steps slow even if his stats are about the same (which is only because…

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Daniel Theis 17 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2018)

Okay, the Celtics can still be a good team. Their season isn’t over yet. Look what they just did: they beat an undefeated team! Probably the worst undefeated team in history after four games, but the Celtics still did what no one else has been able to. A loss tonight would’ve brought me great joy,…

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Daniel Theis Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

Attention German peoples: I am still waiting for Tim Ohlbrecht (who is the next Dirk) to show up again and be good. Luckily you have supplied me with one (1) Daniel Theis and one (1) Maxi Kleber, so my appetite for German sausage is sated, but only temporarily. Theis is great, I’m excited for him…

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Daniel Theis 11 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

After making twelve three-pointers in his first 48 games as NBA player, Daniel Theis poured in three of them against the unsuspecting Nuggets en route to 111-110 Celtics victory. Basically, he forcibly rammed his authentic German knackwurst right down the throat of any and every nearby defender. Since he only scored eleven points, which is…

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Daniel Theis 12 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2017)

It was mentioned in the commentary of this game that Daniel Theis is not a good shooter, so of course I had to trek over to his basketball-reference page and peruse the numbers for myself. What I saw is that Theis is a cool 5/26 from three-point land (shades of rookie John Wall), but a…

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Daniel Theis 12 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

Daniel Theis vs. Maxi Kleber: who is the better German rookie? In this description I will factually analyze the facts with analysis and give you an official verdict so that you don’t have to try to form opinions yourself. SCORING: Theis is averaging 4.3 PPG. Kleber is averaging 3.9 PPG. Any moron should be able…

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Daniel Theis 11 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

Tall-ish German NBAer who can shoot the three ball… sounds familiar. Hmmm. Who am I thinking of? Could it be… yes, it must be: Anthony Randolph! David Theis is the next Anthony Randolph! True, Theis doesn’t have quite the Summer League resume that Randolph does, but otherwise, the similaries are uncanny. Both were born in…

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