Danuel House 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

I just came up with a new nickname for Danuel House. Unfortunately, it comes three years too late to be relevant. However, such is my vanity that I am compelled to share this new nickname with the world so that I may be heaped with praise by those who recognize the great creative mind which…

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Danuel House 17 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2020)

OFFICIAL WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “DANUEL” POWER RANKINGS 1. “Dan-You-Ell”. Since I am an expert at English-language pronunciation, you can take my word for it that this is how House’s fist name really should be pronounced if following the rules of the language. It’s like Manuel with a D. 2. “Dan-Ooh-Ell”. Pretty close to correct, but…

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Danuel House 22 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2020)

Danuel House hit 6 of 11 three-point attempts in this game, which was a better mark than James Harden’s 4-of-11 from the threezone. Rockets fans will certainly be pleased that he seems to have rounded back into form after being a big ol’ booty cheek for the past few weeks. However, Rockets fans’ happiness will…

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Danuel House 21 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2020)

Danuel House has been, as the kids say, “cheeks” for the past month or so. “Cheeks” is most likely a reference to the human buttocks, but I couldn’t say for sure. Anyway, no matter which negative adjective you use to describe House’s recent play, it’s probably going to be accurate. Because House isn’t even shooting…

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Danuel House 22 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

For people who were confused by the rotations that the Rockets were running tonight, I’ve made a handy comparison chart: Danuel House = James Harden Chris Clemons = Russell Westbrook Isaiah Hartenstein = Clint Capela Austin Rivers = Austin Rivers Personally, I watched this game pretending that the Rockets’ big three listed in that chart…

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Danuel House 18 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2019)

One last Christmas gift from your old pal DTB, and I saved the worst for last: a thoroughly unexciting video of Danuel house scoring 18 points by hitting 5 threes and 3 free-throws. Surprisingly, the free-throws did not come on a foul while shooting a three, despite shooting threes being seemingly the only thing he…

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Danuel House Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

It says a lot about the state of Rockets right where you can see that Danuel House is one of their top five players. Possibly top four, and if you want to be super-duper realistic and not be blinded by the blazing light of superstardom, maybe top three. Honestly, I think I would really enjoy…

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Danuel House 17 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

Looking at that thumbnail, I’m not entirely sure if I’m looking at Danuel House or Russell Westbrook. It’s sort of freaking me out. Did I get an image of the wrong player? I have no way of knowing at this point, so we’re just going to roll with it. If you clicked on this video…

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Danuel House 19 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

As much as I would love to make a Danuel House dunkilation at the end of the regular season, he’s going to have to step up his dunking game significantly in the Rockets’ final four games if he wants that to happen. As of this writing, he has twelve dunks on the season. I’m fairly…

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Danuel House 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/19/2019)

It’s already become somewhat tiresome to hear Rockets fans go on and on about how much of an elite role-player Danuel House is. Even their commentators are getting in on the slobjob! Yes, the Rockets do seem to be playing better since his re-acquisition, and yes, he is shooting some truly insane percentages from three…

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