Darius Garland 14 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2020)

It may sound unbelievable now, but Collin Sexton did manage to get a 10-assist game in right before the end of his rookie year before turning into a full-on tunnel-vision chucker this season. I was getting all ready to prop up Darius Garland with sentences like “I bet Sexton never got 10 assists in a…

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Darius Garland 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2020)

There’s a reason you have to be careful when criticizing rookies playing their very first months of NBA games. Yeah, they might be really sucking, but there’s a very good chance that what you’re seeing from them is the worst you’re ever going to see from them until they’re old and washed up. The NBA…

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Darius Garland 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2020)

Has Darius Garland turned the proverbial corner? Has he stopped playing like a slug and started playing like a 5th overall pick? Has he he figured out the intricacies of the NBA game and will now start playing with pose and confidence? I don’t know about all of that, but he was pretty good tonight….

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Darius Garland 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

The Cavaliers’ aptly-named “Young Inefficient Tunnel-Vision Midget Chuck Bros” tandem actually had a pretty good game tonight! Collin Sexton put up 30 (along with a whopping 2 assists, which is a large amount considering that when he has the ball he is literally incapable of seeing anything other than the rim), and Garland had 20…

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Darius Garland 18 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

One of the reasons the draft works so well is because the best players go to the worst teams, allowing them the most chances to score tons of points and get everyone all hyped up for them. This increases the overall excitement of the league by quite a bit. If highly-touted rookies got to just…

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Darius Garland 21 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Okay, whoops, I just totally forgot that I actually had to write some words for Darius Garland instead of just blazing ahead and making another video. Could it be that I secretly resent having to compose all these paragraphs and wish that I could just make endless videos without being required to offer my inane…

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Darius Garland 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2019)

One of the stats that was making the rounds on social media in the last few days was this troubling one about Darius Garland (probably more troubling about the Cavaliers in general, actually): he’s leading the Cavaliers in assists at 2.9 per game. Are you troubled? You should be troubled, due to the troubling nature…

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Darius Garland 17 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)

If you just ignore all the context surrounding the game, including seemingly-pertinent details like the score, and focus ONLY on Darius Garland scoring these 17 points, you can come away with the impression that this ISN’T the most depressing “highlight” video ever made. The second you look at the final score of the game (which…

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Darius Garland 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

After his disastrous (though not so disastrous that I did not make a highlight video for his scoring performance) 8-turnover game in the Cavaliers’ last game, Darius Garland was well on his way to a 0-turnover game in this one. Sadly, he coughed the ball up with 4 seconds to go (don’t worry, the Cavaliers…

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Darius Garland 16 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Darius Garland had eight turnovers in this game to go with his single assist. That’s, to put it nicely, not a good stat. There are a bunch of players who have gotten eight turnovers in a game this season, and even a few who got nine. But none of them did it…

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