De’Aaron Fox 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2018)

Is there anything more fun than out-of-touch NBA team twitter accounts that use emojis and slang to try and relate to the younger generation? I don’t think so. Here’s the deal, people: no one is fooled. Young people aren’t fooled. Old people aren’t fooled (rather, confused). There was a time when teams tried to be…

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De’Aaron Fox 28 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/19/2018)

Thanks to basketball-reference, a website without which I would probably die, I just found out that today is De’Aaron Fox turned 21 years old today. In America, a person’s 21st birthday means a lot because it’s the age when you can legally drink alcoholic beverages. So, when the clock struck midnight, Fox magically transformed from…

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De’Aaron Fox 28 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2018)

Here’s a pro-tip if you’re feeling down: search for pictures of tarsiers on the internet. Let me repeat it because phrasing is important: on the internet, search for pictures of tarsiers. I doubt you will find many pictures of tarsiers sitting down at a tarsier-sized computer or using their little tarsier-sized mobile phone and looking…

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De’Aaron Fox 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

The last bucket you see in this video, De’Aaron Fox hitting a pull-up midrange jimbo, represents the only points the Kings scored in the last 4 minutes of this game. The Warriors scored 17 points in the same stretch and ended up winning by five. Tragedy! There’s nothing worse as a fan than watching a…

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De’Aaron Fox 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2018)

Things weren’t going so great for De’Aaron Fox in the first half of this game. He ended the half with two points (both on free throws) and two assists. Using the precepts of mathematics that have been handed down to us by probably Euclid or some other ancient Greek dude, Fox’s exrapolated statline for the…

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De’Aaron Fox 30 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

This is one of those highlight videos where you have to have a serious conversation with your doctor before you watch it. It’s just SO MUCH De’Aaron Fox, all at once. It’s not like an IV drip of Fox. It’s like an Ice Bucket Challenge-sized bucket of ice water being dumped on your head. It’s…

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De’Aaron Fox 17 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Another sick performance by De’Aaron Fox. How did he turn from such garbage last year to being one of the best (if not THE best) young PG’s in the league? And yes, before you dispute it, he was garbage last year. I don’t know what RPM even is or how it works, but I know…

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De’Aaron Fox 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/16/2018)

De’Aaron Fox needs to do something about the bags under his eyes. People his age usually don’t have those, but he does, and it makes him look old as heck. I’m not a makeup expert, but couldn’t he put something on there to make it look no so wrinkly there? Like is there a rule…

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De’Aaron Fox 21 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

You wanna hear something sick? If De’Aaron Fox had posted a 21-point, 6-assist line instead of a 21-point, 2-assist line, I wouldn’t have made this video because I would have been too lazy to include the assists. That’s right, if his performance had been BETTER, I would have been LESS likely to make the video….

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De’Aaron Fox Career High Triple Double 31 Pts/15 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

You know you’re having a good night (or you’re playing against the Hawks) when you have a career-high in the three major statistical categories: points, assists, and rebounds. Sidenote: do you have any idea how hard it was not to include a joky third category in place of the rebounds? Sometimes I try to actually…

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