De’Aaron Fox 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

Since the Sacramento Kings don’t seem to be interested in selling plush toys that are purple foxes with a fluffy bundle of black yarn for hair (to match the real-life De’Aaron Fox), I’ve gone into business making them myself. I’m pretty sure that it’s illegal for me to use Fox’s likeness without his express permission,…

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De’Aaron Fox 25 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

If the Sacramento Kings aren’t taking advantage of De’Aaron Fox’s last name by creating and selling a Kings-branded, purple-colored fox plushie with a firework of black hair on its head, I’m going to be over here SMHing my head because of their lack of business sense. If there’s one rule in marketing, it’s that human…

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De’Aaron Fox 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2019)

Instead of focusing on the epic (I hate to use that word, but it fits here, ancient Greek poets would have a field day with this) 4th-quarter collapse of the Kings, where they gave up a 25 point lead and De’Aaron Fox didn’t do much of anything, let’s focus on the good stuff that happened…

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De’Aaron Fox 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

Why do the Kings keep losing? I was looking forward to them making the eighth seed and breaking their neverending pattern of badness that has persisted since I started really paying attention to the NBA about a decade ago. This loss puts them squarely at .500, but being squarely at .500 isn’t good enough in…

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De’Aaron Fox 30 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

I haven’t made a De’Aaron Fox highlight video for over a month. I was sort of aware that I hadn’t made a video for him in a while, but that was fine by me because highlight videos for him are always high-effort affairs. With him, you get lots of points, lots of free-throws, lots of…

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De’Aaron Fox 22 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

Before we get started on talking about De’Aaron Fox, I just want to say, I’m super DUPER excited to see Bruno Caboclo back in the league and chucking shots that he can’t really make at an incredible rate. I was hoping for a sweet revenge game on the team that discarded him last year (that…

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De’Aaron Fox 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2018)

Is there anything more fun than out-of-touch NBA team twitter accounts that use emojis and slang to try and relate to the younger generation? I don’t think so. Here’s the deal, people: no one is fooled. Young people aren’t fooled. Old people aren’t fooled (rather, confused). There was a time when teams tried to be…

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De’Aaron Fox 28 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/19/2018)

Thanks to basketball-reference, a website without which I would probably die, I just found out that today is De’Aaron Fox turned 21 years old today. In America, a person’s 21st birthday means a lot because it’s the age when you can legally drink alcoholic beverages. So, when the clock struck midnight, Fox magically transformed from…

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De’Aaron Fox 28 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2018)

Here’s a pro-tip if you’re feeling down: search for pictures of tarsiers on the internet. Let me repeat it because phrasing is important: on the internet, search for pictures of tarsiers. I doubt you will find many pictures of tarsiers sitting down at a tarsier-sized computer or using their little tarsier-sized mobile phone and looking…

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De’Aaron Fox 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

The last bucket you see in this video, De’Aaron Fox hitting a pull-up midrange jimbo, represents the only points the Kings scored in the last 4 minutes of this game. The Warriors scored 17 points in the same stretch and ended up winning by five. Tragedy! There’s nothing worse as a fan than watching a…

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