DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

When DeMarre Carroll started going off in the third quarter, swishing three-pointer after three-pointer, the entire Mavs team and all Mavs fans were thinking one thing and one thing only: “The ghost of Matt Caroll has taken over the corporeal form of DeMarre Carroll and is exacting revenge on a Mavs team that never gave…

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DeMarre Carroll 24 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2017)

The Nets had to be aware of this fact when they acquired DeMarre “CarrLOL” Carroll: he can only be really effective when surrounded with four (4) All-Stars, like he was on the Hawks. Luckily, it turns out he can be half-effective even without any All-Stars, which is great because the Nets don’t have any. At…

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DeMarre Carroll Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)

DeMarre Carroll tied a career high in points tonight, a fact that went totally unmentioned by the Raptors commentators. I understand that enthusiasm wanes a little bit when your team is losing, but come on. You have to be professional about it. Instead of mentioning that Carroll had scored the highest amount of points that…

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DeMarre Carroll 20 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)

What has to be the most annoying thing in the world is for your dreadlocks to pop out of their container while you’re trying to ball. Then you have to run around and try to focus on the ball and your man while hair strings are flying around your face getting in your way. THEN…

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DeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2016)

There is no valid reason for why DeMarre “I somehow tricked a GM into thinking I was not merely a system player” Carroll would be the leading scorer in a playoff game. No reason at all. Look at the rosters of the Raptors and Heat. There are about a billion players who I would pick…

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DeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2015)

Wrong is such an ugly word. I prefer the term “intellectually open-minded”. “Wrong” has so many negative connotations. Given his play to start the season, it looks like I was at least partially intellectually open-minded about DeMarre Carroll. I had basically no confidence that he would be any good at all once he left the…

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DeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2015)

Mark Bartelstein answered the phone call with anticipation. If the Raptors were calling him, that meant they were interested in his client, DeMarre Carroll. He had his bargaining tactics pre-planned. If they proposed a lowball offer, Mark would trot out the advanced stats, the personal stories that exemplified DeMarre’s high character, and some fabricated offers…

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DeMarre Carroll 24 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (5/3/2015)

Think about how excited you are for DeMarre Carroll scoring 24 points. If you’re even slightly excited, then congratulations; you’re among the .00000002% of people in the world who share your excitement, however minimal it may be. Now consider how excited you would be if Carroll had taken his 21-point first half effort and replicated…

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DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (4/25/2015)

No one likes DeMarre Carroll. He’s the best defender for one of the best teams in the league, he has rad hair, and he can shoot threes. I was under the impression that “3 and D” guys were the guys most beloved by fans. So what’s the deal? Do you like DeMarre Carroll or not?…

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DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2015)

When I was watching this game, I was awestruck by DeMarre Carroll’s luscious dreads. I began to have feelings for them that I have not felt in some time. Honestly, I felt a rush that I had not felt since I first watched a George Clinton video at the age of six. Then, in comes…

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