DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)

Is DeMarre Carroll legitimately the Nets’ best player? Before you start laughing at my funny joke, be aware that I am not being facetious at all in asking this question. I am hella serious. I am deadass. Because right now, Carroll is third on the team in scoring at 13.5 PPG, and since he’s only…

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DeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)

I don’t know how the Nets commentators managed to sound so excited after DeMarre Carroll hit another three. For one thing, it’s only DeMarre Carroll, not even someone exciting. For another, they were playing the Pacers. I could list more reasons to not get excited, but it would take up a lot of space and…

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DeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

What was it that caused DeMarre Carroll to be such trash in Toronto? He looked pretty good in Atlanta, and he’s looking only a little worse in Brooklyn, but in Toronto, he was unplayable booty. These kind of things don’t just happen for no reason, except when they do, but in this case I’m pretty…

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DeMarre Carroll Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)

DeMarre Carroll will forever have notoriety as being the only starting member of that 60-win Hawks team to not make the All-Star game. It’s not his fault that for some reason people thought Kyle Korver was good enough for it, but there it is. No changing the past. All he can do is try to…

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DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

Do you want to hear my opinion? Of course you do, you’re reading my video descriptions, which are basically a collection of all my opinions, which makes them just as good as facts. So, we’re in agreement that you’re interested in my opinion. Here it is: DeMarre Carroll was such garbage while playing for the…

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DeMarre Carroll 20 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

DeMarre Carroll was quite clutch in the Nets overtime loss to the Pacers, but I can’t help but think about how much more awesome it would have been if he had been playing against the Raptors while doing his clutch things. Remember, Raptors fans will forever hate this guy for stealing money from the team…

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DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

When DeMarre Carroll started going off in the third quarter, swishing three-pointer after three-pointer, the entire Mavs team and all Mavs fans were thinking one thing and one thing only: “The ghost of Matt Caroll has taken over the corporeal form of DeMarre Carroll and is exacting revenge on a Mavs team that never gave…

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DeMarre Carroll 24 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2017)

The Nets had to be aware of this fact when they acquired DeMarre “CarrLOL” Carroll: he can only be really effective when surrounded with four (4) All-Stars, like he was on the Hawks. Luckily, it turns out he can be half-effective even without any All-Stars, which is great because the Nets don’t have any. At…

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DeMarre Carroll Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)

DeMarre Carroll tied a career high in points tonight, a fact that went totally unmentioned by the Raptors commentators. I understand that enthusiasm wanes a little bit when your team is losing, but come on. You have to be professional about it. Instead of mentioning that Carroll had scored the highest amount of points that…

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DeMarre Carroll 20 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)

What has to be the most annoying thing in the world is for your dreadlocks to pop out of their container while you’re trying to ball. Then you have to run around and try to focus on the ball and your man while hair strings are flying around your face getting in your way. THEN…

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