Malik Beasley 21 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

It’s much more fun to imagine Malik Beasley getting ejected for straight-up punching a ref, or straight-up punching a fan, or straight-up punching Michael Beasley (where is he now, is he even on a team?????), or straight-up punching anybody else in the arena, including himself, than to know how he actually got ejected. Ready for…

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Paul Millsap 25 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

I’ve been hating on Paul Millsap for what might seem to be, to the outside observer, spurious or trivial reasons. Mostly it’s a reaction to him being grossly overpaid (thirty million dollars!) for his level of production. It also seems like the Nuggets play well whether or not he’s actually suiting up for games, and…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 20 Pts/18 Rebs/11 Asts/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

DTB has been pandering to Serbs for a long time. Whether it is by acknowledging their rich culture, their bloody yet brave history, the unbelievable attractiveness of their women, the stout handsomeness of their men, their unrivaled passion for the sportsmen and sportswomen of their country, the bountiful natural beauty of their lands, the high…

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Monte Morris 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Well, the trade deadline has come and gone, and the Nuggets didn’t make any major roster shakeups. Paul Millsap is still there, and so is Jamal Murray, and so is Gary Harris, so my grand plan to have all three of those guys traded to the Pelicans for Anthony Davis will have to be shelved…

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Nikola Jokic 23 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

The second clip in this video contains what is, in my view, the worst Eurostep ever. As a person from Europe, Nikola Jokic was brought into this world with the innate ability to do Eurosteps, but I think his instincts got corrupted a little bit because this one was really awkward (and also probably a…

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Malik Beasley 23 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

During the leadup to the trade deadline, where rumors and speculation were flying around like so many cursed bats, I heard a rumor that disturbed me. As the kids would say, I was “shook”. This rumor involved the Nuggets trading Gary Harris. Now, I am not quite as #hypedforgaryharris as I used to be, that’s…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 27 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

OFFICIAL LIST OF THINGS I BLAME FOR THE NUGGETS LOSING TO THE SIXERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Nikola Jokic. A triple-double is cool, but a fifty-point quadruple-double with ten steals would have likely resulted in a win. 2. J.J. Redick. 34 points. Why did he decide to go off in the first game of the Butler/Harris/Embiid/Simmons…

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Mason Plumlee 24 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2019)

I’m still waiting for some enterprising NBA franchise to accumulate all the Plumlee brothers on one roster and run three-center lineups to confuse and infuriate their foes. You could call it the “triplet towers” or something, and it would suck, but it would also be fun. The Nuggets can do this right now; Marshall Plumlee…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 25 Pts/14 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/6/2019)

With the whirlwind of trade activity going on this evening and promising to extend to tomorrow afternoon, I’m sort of surprised that the Nuggets haven’t made any big moves yet. Or any moves, really. They’re just sitting there amidst the chaos like the whole NBA isn’t being ripped down and rebuilt around them. You might…

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Trey Lyles 20 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)

Just what the doctor ordered for Trey Lyles: a nice, pressure-free blowout loss for Trey Lyles to come in and shoot some nice, pressure-free shots. They go in? Great, it means you’re breaking out of your slump! They don’t go in? Who cares, we’re going to lose by 20 to the Pistons (LMAO) no matter…

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