Will Barton 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

Will Barton is a pretty decent player, but there’s one big problem with him: his name. “Will Barton”. That’s something that totally needs an upgrade. No one is ever going to be a fan of a player who sounds like a middle-class paper-pusher working a dead-end job with an hour-long commute and a nagging wife….

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Michael Porter Jr. 25 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

Michael Porter Jr. strode into the locker room with an aura of earned confidence to find a gathering of jubilant teammates. After graciously accepting their whooping applause and numerous slaps on the back, things quieted down. The assembled Nuggets players seemed to be waiting for their rookie to make some sort of acknowledgement. “You guys…

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Monte Morris 18 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)

Monte Morris has to be one of the most anonymous players in the league. He has a sick assist-to-turnover ratio, just like he had in college, but that’s the only thing going for him. “Monte Morris”. Just a generic NBA-type name for a generic NBA-type player. It’s very believable that a player by that name…

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Jerami Grant 18 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

As if I needed any more proof that Paul Millsap is currently, and always has been, ruining the Nuggets, take a look at this telltale stat which I found buried among the dust of the internetubes: The Nuggets are 3-0 when Jerami Grant starts. Boom. Any possible counterargument that was forming on your lips about…

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Michael Porter Jr. 19 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2019)

The way I see it, the Nuggets are ROBBING us of primo Michael Porter Jr. action pretty much every game. I have been critical of the Nuggets organization in the past (you can’t just let the most dynamic lob combo in the league, Andre Miller and JaVale McGee, walk away), but this is an issue…

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Will Barton 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

When I saw that Will Barton had 20 points and 7 assists, my main reaction was to scratch my right armpit. That might not seem like a notable action, but as a reminder for those who may have forgotten: Left pit = pit of goodness. Right pit = pit of badness. The fact that I…

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Jerami Grant 17 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2019)

I know that I said my previous Danuel House video was my final Christmas present to you all, but Saint DTB has some more gifts hiding in that big ol’ sack of his. Saint DTB, regrettably, was too busy delivering high-quality NBA videos to the children of the world to realize that Jerami Grant’s 17…

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Paul Millsap 21 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2019)

Paul Millsap came very close to achieving the dreaded “Tony Snell” statline in this game by putting up a neat line of 21/1/0/0/0. The only thing he did other than score was get a rebound. One rebound. Somewhere, Tony Snell is shaking his head in disappointment. It was an okay rebound. Troy Daniels missed a…

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Mason Plumlee 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/15/2019)

After Mason Plumlee went 2-of-6 from the free throw line in this game, I thought to myself: how many people do you think have tried to correct Plumlee’s outrageous one-handed free throw form in his life? It’s gotta be a lot of people, right? Any coach is going to look at his career 56.3% mark…

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Jerami Grant 20 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2019)

Jerami Grant highlight videos are supposed to excite the viewer with scenes of his speedy drives and acrobat dunks. They aren’t supposed to bore the viewer with a series of three-pointers which are fine from a player development perspective (it can only help Grant’s career to be a near-40% three-point shooter as he is right…

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