Gary Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (4/16/2019)

“Playoff Gary Harris” is a real thing, people. Don’t even try to pretend that it isn’t, because now that I’ve spoken those words, the universe recognizes it as an actual thing that really exists. Maybe it didn’t before, but it does now. “Playoff Gary Harris”. Oh yeah. I apologize for lying when I said that…

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Nikola Jokic 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/16/2019)

It’s a good thing the Nuggets won this game, because I was having a hard time seeing them winning the series after losing the first two games at home. At the same time, I kinda would’ve liked to see that loss, just to see the implosion of Nuggets fans. Would there be boos? Were there…

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Gary Harris 20 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

I cannot think of a better time than right now for Gary Harris to find his old form from seasons past. His injury-related decline has not received much attention since the Nuggets are so good anyway, but he’s nowhere near the player he was even last season. To illustrate: this is his first 20-burger since…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 10 Pts/14 Rebs/14 Asts Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

Good news: Nikola Jokic entered this, his first playoff game, with no stats and left with a triple-double. Bad news: The Nuggets got upset by the Spurs but it didn’t even feel like an upset because it’s the god-damn Spurs and they’re going to be a good team forever whether we like it or not….

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Nikola Jokic 29 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

Dear Serbs: Please accept my apologies for not making this video in a more prompt fashion. I would have loved to provide the people of Serbia with a Nikola Jokic highlight video as soon as the game ended, but the night of April 10 was such a bonanza of scrubs going off that I couldn’t…

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Monte Morris Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Wow, had I realized that this was a career-high performance for Monte Morris, I would’ve gotten this video up a lot sooner. A LOT sooner. What am I doing messing around with players barely scoring in double digits when I could showcase an ultra-talented sophomore (basically a rookie, damn those three games he played last…

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Malik Beasley 25 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Malik Beasley would totally be a candidate for the MIP Improved Player award if a.) there weren’t so many other good candidates, b.) he was averaging maybe two or three more PPG per game than he is currently averaging, and c.) Pascal Siakam experience a very temporary and very localized gravity void and got flung…

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Torrey Craig 18 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

In order to get Torrey Craig more of the attention that he deserves, I have started a new viral hashtag that will raise his profile and ultimately result in larger contracts for him as he continues his career in the NBA: #TorreyCraigIsWelsh It doesn’t matter whether Torrey Craig is actually of Welsh ancestry or not….

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Paul Millsap 25 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

It is very hard for me to maintain my position that Paul Millsap is ruining the Nuggets when they own the second seed in the West. It’s also hard for me to maintain that position when Millsap’s on-off rating is a stout +8.3. The fact that he dominated everybody the Blazers threw at him in…

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Monte Morris 19 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

At this point I would definitely take Monte Morris over either of the Morris twins, Marcus and Markieff. As far as I know, Monte doesn’t have any off-court issues, any instances where he and his posse beat the heck out of a dude. So that’s one thing in his favor. If I were a GM,…

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