Michael Porter Jr. All 141 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

OFFICIAL REASONS THAT MICHAEL PORTER JR. DIDN’T AVERAGE 15 PPG THIS SEASON POWER RANKINGS 1. Paul Millsap Paul Millsap ruined the Nuggets with the combination of his huge contract, his athletic decline, his statistical impotence, his skillset reduncancy with other members of the Nuggets roster, and with his overall ruinistic tendencies. And not only did…

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Nikola Jokic All 15 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Nikola Jokic checked his phone for perhaps the twentieth time that day, and was again disappointed that there were no new voicemails for him. Despite the expensive device not having left his side for even one second during the past two weeks, he was paranoid that he had somehow missed an incoming call, a call…

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Will Barton 23 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2020)

I’m casting around looking for positives in this whole “NBA is suspended because of COVID-19” thing, any positives at all, and I think I just came up with one: I won’t have to make Will Barton highlight videos again for a long time. It’s not that I dislike Barton as a player. I’m actually a…

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Paul Millsap 20 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2020)

Paul Millsap started off this game just straight-up torching a Bucks team that seemed to have no desire to guard him. He dropped thirteen points rather quickly and was making D.J. Wilson look like a total bum. Which he is. But Millsap was making him look like one too. Sorry Deej. Then I stopped watching…

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Mason Plumlee 16 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2020)

Mason Plumlee is the last Plumlee remaining in the NBA. That makes sense because he was always the superior Plumlee out of all the Plumlee brothers. His ability to be both a constant lob threat combined with his Jokic-esque-but-not-really-but-kinda-definitely-Jokic-esque passing ability combined with his goofy one-handed free throws make him a player that should stick…

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Torrey Craig 17 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2020)

Out of my many attempts to start viral hashtag sensations, I have to say that my #TorreyCraigIsWelsh campaign has to have been the least successful. Even I didn’t use it, except in, like, one or two video descriptions. As far as I’m aware, no tweets were ever tweeted in support of the hashtag, which (rather…

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Jerami Grant Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

“Hey Paul, why are you crying?” Nikola Jokic asked, poking his head into the bathroom stall that had, up until the interruption, had loud sobs coming from it. “It’s nothing. I’m not crying,” Paul Millsap replied, quickly wiping the tears off his cheeks and pretending to look at message on his phone. “Leave me alone.”…

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Paul Millsap 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

My “Paul Millsap is ruining the Nuggets” narrative would be a lot easier to push if I had a chance to espouse it in a place other than underneath highlight videos of Paul Millsap. When Millsap is having a good game scoring the ball, as is usually depicted in highlight videos uploaded to my channel,…

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Paul Millsap 22 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

The Denver Nuggles came back from 23 down in this game to win by seven, and Paul “Nuggets Ruiner” Millsap was a big part of that comeback. That’s why there was so much cheering and excitement in the arena whenever Millsap hit a shot. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for a mentally sound human…

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Monte Morris 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2020)

Please excuse the delay in uploading this video. I wanted to actually watch the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl instead of just ignoring it like I usually do. And I have to say, if I was going to pick any one quarter of football the entire season to sit down and watch all the…

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