Monte Morris 17 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2019)

Monte Morris just got the first double-double of his career. He had gotten ten assists in a game once before, but he only scored five points, leaving him well short of the ten points that are required for a double-double. This time, he made sure there were no doubts about it, as he continued his…

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Trey Lyles 19 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2019)

Lost in the grinning happiness of the Nuggets season is the fact that Trey Lyles is one of the worst three-point shooters ever. Or, if he isn’t, he’s doing a very good impersonation this season. He went 3 of 6 here against the Timberwolves, bumping up his percentage from 24 to 25 percent, so that’s…

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Malik Beasley 22 Points/1 Touchdown Full Highlights (2/2/2019)

Happy Super Bowl Day everybody! For those not in the know (Euros, commies, comsymps), Super Bowl Day is an American holiday to celebrate gluttony and violence. The centerpiece of the holiday is the eponymous “Super Bowl”, the championship game for the sport of football. American football, that is. We don’t care about the other kinds…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 13 Pts/16 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/2/2019)

Going by straight points, out of Nikola Jokic’s 25 career triple-doubles, this one is the second-worst. A year ago, he put up an 11/16/11 line, so that one’s the worst as of right now, although I don’t doubt that at some point in his lengthy NBA career that he will score just ten points while…

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Monte Morris 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

Since Monte “Montains of Madness” Morris and Malik Beasley clearly have the point guard and shooting guard positions well-covered for the Nuggets, now is the time to orchestrate a big-time trade for Anthony Davis and gun for a championship. Am I being facetious right now? I can’t really tell. Here’s my proposed trade: Jamal Murray,…

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Torrey Craig Career High 22 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

Torrey “Aggro-Craig” Craig is now a member of the 20-point club in the NBA, an exclusive club adorned with a multitude of neon lights that is reserved only for the most elite NBA players who can manage to score 20 points or more in a single NBA basketball contest. You know who else is in…

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Nikola Jokic 31 Points/9 Assists Full HIghlights (2/1/2019)

It’s official: for the first time in his career, Nikola Jokic is an All-Star. I’m a little peeved about the dunk contest snub (get it, because he hardly ever dunks even though he’s seven feet tall LMAO!!!!!!), but I’m excited that he’ll get to be the antithesis of All-Star-Game-type basketball during the game itself. I…

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Malik Beasley Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

Malik “Malik in the Palace” Beasley just totally outplayed James Harden in front of thousands of delirious Nuggets fans and even more people sitting at home watching ESPN wondering who the heck he was. The final point total for Harden: 30 points, a ton of flops, and an L. For Beasley: 35 points, no flops…

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Monte Morris 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2019)

Monte Morris has only started two games this season. One was back in November, when he put up a sick eight-point, two-assist line against the Hawks. The other was this game, where he put up a similarly sick line of twenty points, seven assists, and seven rebounds, which is sort of close to a triple-double…

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Malik Beasley 22 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2019)

Malik “Malikious Intent” Beasley is improving at such a rapid rate that I’m actually worried about the fate of Gary Harris, and it’s affecting my ability to enjoy Beasley’s rapid ascent. How crazy is that? I’ve been #hypedforgaryharris for so long, and now I’m watching his backup play almost as good as him. Scratch that….

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