Erick Green 11 Points/3 Assists/1 Buzzer Beater Full Highlights (12/10/2014)

Welcome to DTB’s honesty hour, where DownToBuck sits down with you and only tells truths. Today we’re talking about Denver Nuggets guard Erick Green. Since we’re being honest here with no deception or lies, I have to tell you something: I was only vaguely aware of Erick Green’s being in the league before I made…

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Alonzo Gee 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/7/2014)

Alonzo “Geesus” Gee, as recently as two years ago, started all 82 games for the Cavaliers. The mere thought of it wrecks my head. The Geesus is good for energy and dunks off the bench, but the Cavs that year must have been suffering for SF’s if they played him thirty minutes per game. But…

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Wilson Chandler 29 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2014)

I have a hypothesis about Wilson Chandler: he has no fans at all. There is not a single person who craves Wilson Chandler highlights above all others, who is a fan of the Nuggets solely because of his presence, or who owns his journey un-ironically. Wilson Chandler himself does not count. Neither does his mama,…

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JaVale McGee 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/21/2014)

“JaVale, could you please put some clothes on?” asked a visibly annoyed Wilson Chandler. “Ain’t nobody want to see that stuff.” JaVale McGee made no move to clothe himself. “Some of us are comfortable with our bodies, Wilson. We all see each other naked in the shower, and as a man of maturity, it neither…

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Danilo Gallinari 17 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2014)

At the moment, Danilo Gallinari is the closest thing the Nuggets have to a star player, which really says something about their roster construction. With him slumping hard to start the season, the Nuggets could replace neither his scoring nor his gelled-up fauxhawk, so they slumped along with him. This is the first good game…

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Timofey Mozgov 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights

“Hey Mozz, you got any plans for after the game?” asked Gary Harris, approaching a sweaty Timofey Mozgov in the locker room. “Some of the other guys said you’re a pretty wild dude.” Timofey’s stony look of tiredness broke into a large smile. “This is true, yes. I like to party in the Russian way….

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Arron Afflalo 23 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)

Arron Afflalo is not taking last year’s All-Star snubbing well. His scoring average is way down, and his in-huddle inspirational speeches have turned into rambling monologues on the absurdity of the human condition. The Nuggets must be sympathizing with him, because the whole team is playing below expectations. There is a lot of speculation on…

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Gary Harris 13 Points/1 Dunk Nuggets Debut Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

Joy Holmes-Harris happily watched her son perform for the first time on the biggest stage of all, the NBA. He was already having such a good game, though as always she didn’t know how many points he had and as always it didn’t matter. She wasn’t much of a sports person, her basketball knowledge started…

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JaVale Mcgee 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/3/2014)

The early morning sun shone through the portrait windows, heating the room though the light layer of frost on the trees outside betrayed the true coldness of the dawn. JaVale McGee relaxed in his divan, sipping some imported Kopi Luwak, and retorted. “I know that, Kenneth, but I really think that the best thing to…

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JaVale McGee 8 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/1/2014)

JaVale McGee, clad scantily in a leopard-print speedo, relaxed in his outdoor hot tub. The contrast between the cool mountain air on his chest and the warm bubble-jets on his legs was sublime, much like the pairing of a medium-bodied Tuscan Chianti and rich dark chocolates from Paris which floated on a tray in front…

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