Darrell Arthur 18 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2016)

When I saw the Nuggets were beating the Heat by sixteen at the half, I thought to myself “makes sense since the Heat suck now, good job Nuggets,” and then moved on with my life. Imagine my surprise when I saw that the Nuggets had lost by three! I didn’t have a drink in my…

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Gary Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2016)

Gary “Hairy Garris” Harris is clearly not a passer or a rebounder at this point in his career. He is a scoring-only shooting guard like Wes Matthews or Kevin Martin. However, his inability to set up his teammates for easy buckets should not dissaude you from using my #hypedForGaryHarris hashtag which is definitely going to…

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Danilo Gallinari 29 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2016)

“Damn, I love Fazoli’s! This was the raddest idea ever!” yelled Mike Miller, waving two complimentary breadsticks in the air like an aircraft marshaller. “Mama mia! Italy rules!” Danilo Gallinari sat in a booth of the fast-food restaurant with several of his Nuggets teammates, a plate of fettuccine Alfredo untouched in front of him. A…

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Jusuf Nurkic 15 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/6/2016)

Seeing Jusuf Nurkic and Nikola Pekovic playing on the same court at the same time makes me so happy. We’ve been too long without their brand of Eastern European justice. Their methods might be different (Nurkic can jump and is more vocal with his intimidation), but the results are the same: control of the paint….

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Jusuf Nurkic 12 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)

Attention Bosnian subscribers: Jusuf Nurkic is back! That means you can watch his videos and leave disparaging comments aimed at other Balkan ethnicities without having to invade a Nikola Jokic video to do it. Forget about Bojan and Mirza for now; the real savior of Bosnian ball has returned and he’s ready to trash talk…

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Danilo Gallinari 29 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)

This is what happens when DownToBuck makes highlights with a ton of free throws in them. They suck. I’ve made so many better videos than this so far this season. You could pick out a random vid from this year and 90% chance it’s more fun to watch than this one. God dammit. I KNEW…

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Will Barton 29 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2015)

I think the YouTubes are leaking into real life. Check out that the music that the Nuggets arena people are playing at 1:13. You heard right: it’s that overused “epic”/”motivating” music that accompanies approximately half of the videos on YouTube. I don’t feel like figuring out the name of the piece, but it’s recognizable instantly….

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Joffrey Lauvergne Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2015)

DownToBuck’s pet peeve of the day: when commentators say that a player has a season-high when they could say instead that the player has a career-high with the same amount of factual accuracy. When I saw Joffrey Lauvergne had 18 points, I immediately said to myself “yep, that right there is a career high for…

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Kenneth Faried 25 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2015)

Let us take a moment to consider how much of a beast Kenneth Faried would be if he had a reliable jumpshot. Moment over! After careful consideration, you all should have come to identical conclusions; namely, that Kenneth Faried would be a total beast if he were to possess in his basketball arsenal a jumpshot…

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