Nikola Jokic 16 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2015)

Is it just me or is Nikola Jokic looking a little… Porzingis-esque? It’s not just me. I talked to Adam Silver about this, and he was like “Yeah, I heard that Malone, the coach over there, just straight up told Jokic to start shooting threes and fadeaways and stuff, to make him an international sensation…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2015)

This highlight video goes against my general policy of “player in question ought to have actually had a good game”. Granted, I go against that policy almost every night, so it’s more of a loose guideline than anything. Anyway, 6 of 21 shooting automatically disqualifies any game from “good” status, unless the other stats are…

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Darrell Arthur 21 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2015)

What is it like living your life in total isolation, knowing that you will never, not even if you had thousands of years at your disposal, find a kindred spirit? I ask this of you, viewer, the world’s lone Darrell Arthur fan. I cannot imagine the pain of your soul, a soul forever denied the…

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Gary Harris 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2015)

OFFICIAL COMFY THINGS THAT DTB IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING POWER RANKINGS 1. It’s snowing outside right now 1.5 The world is covered in pure white snow 2. I have a mug of hot chocolate 3. I just got to watch Gary Harris score a career-high 4. Warm socks adorn my feetsies 5. I’m listening to one…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 26 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2015)

It’s early in the season. I’m aware of that. That doesn’t mean that the sample sizes we have seen so far are totally worthless. There are things we can take note of, and analyze. Like Emmanuel Mudiay’s garbage shooting percentage. Before tonight’s game, which will bump it up a fair amount, he was shooting barely…

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Nikola Jokic 23 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

Forget about Frank Kaminsky for now. I know it is hard, as a white American male, to not desire highlights of your own kind above all others, but you have to try. Besides, I’ve got the next best thing: highlights of a white Serbian male! Serbia is kind of like America without the crushing worldwide…

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Danilo Gallinari 32 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2015)

I hate it when this happens. I get a whole bunch of assists for a video, and it turns out, well, we’re not talking about Magic Johnson here, that’s for damn sure. It’s still 8 assists for Danilo Gallinari tonight, so I guess I have no choice but to show them, despite their lackluster-ness. The…

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Will Barton Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2015)

I’m looking at the Nuggets roster right now, at the first thought that comes to mind is “who in the heck is going to score the ball for this team?” Danilo Gallinari is the number one option, which is already iffy, and after that, things get really weird. Randy Foye? Jameer Nelson? We all know…

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Nikola Jokic 10 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2015)

I just googled what time it is right now in Serbia: roughly 2:30 in the afternoon. I don’t understand how timezones work so I’m just going to assume Google is right on this one. In my opinion we should get rid of timezones because all this magical time-travel mumbo-jumbo is pissing me off. What happens…

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