Danilo Gallinari 23 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2013)

Danilo Gallinari is a really impressive player. He could very easily be a total chucker. He’s 6′ 10”, and has a sweet jumper. He can get that thing off whenever he wants. If I were him I would never stop shooting. But he is restrained in his shot selection, instead playing with the team and…

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Wilson Chandler 23 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2013)

Wilson “Ill Will” Chandler has been injured a lot lately. I pretty much forgot about him last year, but now he’s back and ready to score 12 or so points a game backing up Gallinari. Which is too bad, because he’s definitely a good enough player to start somewhere. The Nuggets have an abundance of…

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Javale McGee 17 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (2/23/2013)

The doorbell rang. “Who could that be? I’m not expecting visitors, especially at this late hour.” he thought to himself. Taking off his reading glasses and setting down his glass of brandy, Javale got up from in front of the fireplace and strode to the front door. He opened it. Standing on the stoop was…

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Jordan Hamilton 15 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2013)

There’s one guy on every team who is grossly overrated by that team’s fans. Someone like Tobias Harris or Maurice Harkless or Jimmy Butler. They aren’t very good, but for some reason the homers think that they have a ton of “potential” and that they can never be traded for anything. Jordan Hamilton is that…

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Anthony Randolph 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2013)

Anthony “The Magic Man” Randolph is a perfect example of a guy who sticks in the league solely on his potential. Never mind that he’ll probably never reach it. It seems like he has all the tools to be a good player, he can score nicely, has a jumper, can rebound okay as well as…

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Andre Iguodala 24 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2013)

The Denver Nuggets are located in the “Mile High City”, and they’re called the “Nuggets”. Is it a coincidence that marijuana is now legal in the state of Colorado? Yes. “Nuggets” refers to Colorado’s gold-mining past, not the nuggets of primo sticky icky which are available in every pharmacy and grocery store. “Mile High” refers…

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Ty Lawson 29 Points/6 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/18/2013)

Pick a random NBA player who’s not Ty Lawson. Go ahead, just pick one. You’ve got one? Good. Okay, so has your chosen NBA player made 10 three-pointers in an officially-sanctioned NBA game? What’s that? He hasn’t? You suck at this. You should have picked Ty Lawson you dummy! (Apologies if you picked Mario Chalmers)…

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Andre Miller 18 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2013)

In the eyes of the basketball public, Andre Miller is a pretty good player, with a nice, consistent career. “But”, they claim, “he is definitely not a hall of famer”. The hall of fame probability thing on basketball-reference bears this out: he has a 1.4% chance of getting in. What a load of horsecrap. Seemingly…

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Kosta Koufos 16 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2012)

While not taking part in austerity protests or fighting with Omer Asik for control of Cyprus, Kosta Koufos enjoys playing basketball for the Denver Nuggets. He represents a stark contrast to Javale McGee who is always flying around, flailing his arms every which way, and dunking everything that he touches. Meanwhile, Koufos is content to…

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Evan Fournier 8 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/22/2012)

20th overall pick Evan Fournier of the Nuggets is probably a total beast, but we will never know, since he doesn’t get any playing time in coach Karl’s extremely tight rotation. You know that if even Anthony “Wilt 2.0” Randolph fails to step on the court, a pasty little French person has no chance. I…

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