Christian Wood 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/11/2020)

Blake Griffin is done for the season. They surgically removed his knees and are patiently waiting for them to grow back. Until then, he’s not picking up a basketball, walking, or even leaving his hospital bed. That means there’s a bunch of minutes in Detroit that need to be filled by somebody, and I don’t…

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Bruce Brown 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2020)

The idea of Bruce Brown probably works better on teams that aren’t the Pistons. A point guard with elite (yeah, I went there) defense who can pass a bit and doesn’t really want to (or, in some cases, simply can’t) score? If you’ve got a superstar wing or something, Brown probably seems like a good…

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Tony Snell 18 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2020)

Tony Snell, somehow, is getting worse at accumulating stats that aren’t points. For a guy who was already very poor in that area, this is a disturbing development. His rebounding is at a career low. His assists are actually fine, but steals and blocks, very low. Turnovers are also extremely low, which is a good…

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Sekou Doumbouya 15 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/7/2020)

“Dear Diary, I can’t believe it. That rookie from France has had another good game. I tried so hard to destroy his confidence and prematurely end his career with my unfair treatment of him, but now, when I have no choice but to give him minutes, he plays like a ten-year veteran. I don’t even…

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Sekou Doumbouya 16 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

I’m looking at the Pistons roster right now, I’m taking a long, critical look at it, and you know what I see? A whole lot of nothing. Every fanbase needs hope, even just a little bit of it, but hope is in short supply. It would be easier to list the players that are offering…

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Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk 14 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

A mere four days ago I wrote these words in the description of a Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk highlight video: “Is it wrong of me to feel like these middling scoring performances from Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk are no longer exciting me?” That sentiment still holds true today, except I have moved from simple boredom with Mykhailiuk’s underwhelming scoring…

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Sekou Doumbouya 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. Sekou Doumbouya is a fun name to say and to spell 2. Pistons fans have attached all of their hopes, literally all of their hopes, to this guy for some reason 3. Doumbouya had two dunks 4. As the Pistons broadcast helpfully reminded us, Doumbouya is…

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Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk 15 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2019)

Is it wrong of me to feel like these middling scoring performances from Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk are no longer exciting me? Sure, this game ties a career high in points, and sets a new career high in field goals with six, but, still…it’s just fifteen points. It’s not a crime to want a role-player who apparently…

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Tim Frazier 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

I insinuated in a previous description that Tim Frazier was never actually good and was only putting up good stats because he was getting tons of playing time on bad teams that had no other choice at the point guard position. I actually didn’t just insinuate it: I said it straight up. And for that,…

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Christian Wood 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

The state of scoring on the Pistons isn’t super great right now. They have a bunch of players (as do most other NBA teams), but none of them are really what you’d call a “first option” at this point, either because of injury or because of their general lack of scoring skill. -Andre Drummond: can…

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