Langston Galloway 20 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2019)

Read the following sentences and gauge your personal reaction to them: “Langston Galloway is having a career year.” “Langston Galloway is worth his contract for the first time since the Pelicans hella overpaid him.” “The Langston Galloway/Luke Kennard tandem is sneaky lowkey one of the best shooting guard rotations in the league.” “Langston Galloway not…

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Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk 15 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2019)

That’s two games in a row now where Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk has set a career high in points. First it was thirteen, now it’s fifteen. There’s a trend here, that, if followed to its logical conclusion, will result in Mykhailiuk setting a new career high of 100 points in the last game of the season while…

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Luke Kennard 20 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)

It’s really super cool that Luke Kennard is adding advanced playmaking abilities to his game. Just absolutely awesome and nice. Great. But it’s kind of, just a little bit, having the effect of making his highlight videos less fun to watch. At least for me. I don’t know about you, but for me, when I…

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Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk 13 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)

This is a career high for Sviatoslav “Ukrainian Kobe” Mykhailiuk, just a few days after he tied a career high by scoring twelve points against the Magic. Since I am a firm believer that he will surpass this thirteen-point total soon enough, I’m not going to bother putting the phrase “Career High” in the title….

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Christian Wood Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)

Christian Wood has proven time and time again that he is a certified bucket-getter. He has proven this with the certificate hanging in his locker that says “The University of Nevada – Las Vegas has conferred upon Christian Wood the degree of Bachelor of Science in Bucket Getting”. He has it framed and everything, it’s…

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Luke Kennard 21 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

With another loss to the Hornets (who would now be the eighth seed if the season ended right this second), the Pistons drop to 6-13 for the year. Whatever their expectations were before the season started, they’re not even coming close to meeting them. The futile chase for the eighth seed, which is a Pistons…

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Luke Kennard 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2019)

I just want to say that I’m super glad that there aren’t HD professional-quality cameras filming at pick up games. Not because I suck at basketball (I don’t), but because I for sure make the most ridiculous faces while playing and I don’t want a hypothetical audience to see that. The other dudes on the…

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Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk 12 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2019)

It’s not much, but 12 points does tie a career high for Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk, so here you go. 12 points, 4 threes, and the video cuts out right before you get to see Markelle Fultz hit him in the face with an elbow before the referees review the play for approximately 30 minutes. Mykhailiuk has…

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Langston Galloway Career High 32 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/15/2019)

Such is the position of Langston Galloway in the overall NBA hierarchy that even this performance, a 32-point explosion that was unexpected to literally everybody, will do little to capture the hearts and minds of the average NBA fan. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t notice this one at all. He checked…

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Christian Wood 16 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

It just occurred to me how weird it is for somebody to be named “Christian”. Just because it’s relatively commonplace doesn’t mean it’s not weird. The name is literally just the word for an adherent of Christianity. Even if you’re the holiest, most devout Christian ever, it’s still weird that your name is just “Christian”….

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