Tony Snell 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/12/2020)

Apparently, no one from the Bucks warned the Pistons that having Tony Snell and Thon Maker on the same team would cause no end of confusion from fans and commentators and arena announcers. When they were on the Bucks, even I had a hard time distinguishing them on the court, and it’s not like I…

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Thon Maker 18 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)

Since Andre Drummond got traded to the Cavaliers, Thon Maker has been doing things. He hasn’t had much of a choice, since the Pistons’ bigman rotation is pretty messed up right now (which is kinda what happens when your two huge-minute bigs from last season have disappeared), but there was a good chance that he’d…

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Christian Wood 26 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)

Christian Wood being unleashed on the Pistons makes them 1000% more watchable, in my opinion. My opinion doesn’t matter that much because I don’t have the time to just sit there and watch Detroit Pistons games, but it kinda does matter because I’m the leading expert on NBA watchability and you aren’t. Christian Wood has…

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Reggie Jackson 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2020)

The more I think about it, the more I think that Reggie Jackson should definitely not ask to be bought out of his Pistons contract in order to pursue opportunities with a playoff team. He’s got it all right now. He’s in the perfect position for a veteran point guard looking for another payday. The…

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John Henson 12 Points Pistons Debut Full Highlights (2/8/2020)

In his first game with the Detroit Pistons, playing just eighteen minutes, John Henson outdid anything that he did while he was in Cleveland by making six out of six shots and scoring twelve points. His previous season high was ten points. Is Cleveland that much worse than Detroit where players who go from one…

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Reggie Jackson 28 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2020)

There has been speculation that Reggie Jackson is exploring the option of asking the Pistons to buy out his contract so that he can go somewhere where the games will actually matter. The Pistons are clearly tanking after giving up Drummond for a poopoo platter of John Henson (poo), Brandon Knight (poo), and a second-round…

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Christian Wood 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/7/2020)

Just four days ago, I wrote words that were almost frighteningly prophetic: “If Andre Drummond does get traded and no starting-caliber centers are received in return, then the date of that trade will mark the true beginning of the Christian Wood era in Detroit. The eras will be marked by the denotations B.C. (“Before Christ(ian)”)…

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Thon Maker 19 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2020)

I have not been kind to Thon Maker over the years. Even when he was terrorizing DeMar DeRozan in the playoffs, I always judged him to be a skinny, easily-pushed-around big man with stone hands and the unearned backing of Kevin Garnett. And I still judge him that way. But it’s good to see him…

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Christian Wood 21 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2020)

This game and the one before it were the first games of the season where Christan Wood got over thirty minutes of on-court action. His stats weren’t as utterly outrageous as I would have hoped for (17/5/1 last game, 21/8/1 this game), but it does bolster my newly-formed hypothesis that if you emphasized Wood in…

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Reggie Jackson 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2020)

This game brought me vivid flashbacks to the few months immediately following Reggie Jackson’s trade to the Pistons from the Thunder. In those glorious months, Reggie Jackson’s chemistry with Andre Drummond was off the charts, and he averaged, like, almost ten APG per game. When I think about those fun times on a sad-sack directionless…

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