Ish Smith 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/14/2018)

I know this is a video about Ish Smith, I definitely know that because I’m the one who made it, but I would like to take this moment to complain about the lack of minutes for Henry Ellenson. Ellenson doesn’t get to play enough, as I already implied. The reason that he should get to…

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James Ennis 14 Points Pistons Debut Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

A lot of players have started putting “II”, “III”, or “Jr.” at the end of their names, and I don’t know if I’m supposed to include those things with their name or not. James Ennis was always just James Ennis until this year, when he suddenly became “James Ennis III”. Did he only just realize…

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Reggie Bullock 20 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

OFFICIAL REASONS WHY REGGIE BULLOCK ONLY SCORED TWO POINTS IN THE SECOND HALF POWER RANKINGS: 1. Blake Griffin disrupting team chemistry 2. Stan Van Gundy’s schemes are stupid 3. Hawks organist playing distracting organ ditties nonstop 4. James Ennis stealing Bullock’s minutes 5. Ish Smith isn’t really that great 6. “Weird” tacos eaten before the…

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Reggie Bullock 19 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

Just like Larry Nance Jr. wept tears of pure joy when he found out that he was getting traded to the Cavaliers, Reggie Bullock probably wept tears of pure joy when he found out that Tobias Harris was getting traded away from the Pistons. That one player represented the single main impediment to Bullock getting…

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Stanley Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2018)

Man, the Pistons sure are looking good since they got Blake Griffin. Now, the seemingly obvious explanation for their improvement is that Griffin is a great player and great players make teams better. I don’t buy that. Griffin is good, but he’s not so good that a team that was looking like garbage suddenly would…

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Luke Kennard 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

Maybe pointing this out is a giveaway that I regularly run out of material for my descriptions, but I just noticed for the first time that Luke Kennard is balding. Like, really balding. It’s bad, folks. I’m estimating 1% hairline loss each game that he plays, but that’s a conservative number. It could be more….

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Ish Smith 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

I think this game is the best I’ve ever seen Ish Smith play. Not just the best he’s played as a Piston, but the best, PERIOD. Highlight after highlight. So many highlights that I had no choice but to take them all and compile them into one single video for your enjoyment, encrichment, and edification….

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Ish Smith 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

If Ish Smith had scored one more point, just one more point, then all five Pistons starters would have scored twenty or more in this game. When was the last time that happened? I don’t know how to check, and if I did know how to check I still wouldn’t because I’m lazy, but I…

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Anthony Tolliver 20 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

LeBron James tossed and turned in his reclined seat on the team plane. Normally he had no problem getting to sleep, even midflight, but now, everything seemed more uncomfortable than usual. He flipped over his pillow, readjusted his noise-cancelling headphones, and pulled his blanket over his head to block out the little light there was…

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Reggie Bullock Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

The Pistons have Blake Griffin now. It will take me a while to get used to this fact, but in the meantime, we can figure out the potential ramifications the acquisition has on Reggie Bullock and his minutes. Um. Bullock is a small forward, right? Right? Yeah. Let’s say he’s a small forward. Griffin is…

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