Kentavious Caldwell-Pope Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

That’s what happens when you cherry-pick, Kevin Love. That’s what happens. you deserve it for not hustling back on defense. But it leads to an interesting question: why not just leave your team’s best isolation scorer near your basket, even on defense? Then, as soon as you stop the other team 4-on-4, you quickly get…

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Josh Harrellson 10 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/7/2013)

Does Josh Harrellson have the most underrated beard in the NBA? Yes. It’s not Harden level, but man, that thing is awesome. Although a tad on the fluffy side. And it kind of makes him look like a mental invalid, but hey, what beard doesn’t? Harrellson also has something important that Harden doesn’t: a championship….

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Kyle Singler Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2013)

So the Pistons have realized that starting Josh Smith with their spacing-challenged frontcourt was a bad idea and doomed to failure. They’ve taken him out of the starting line up. Shooting 5 threes on sub-30% is not the thing you want to do if you want to keep your job, I guess. And they’ve replaced…

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Rodney Stuckey 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/19/2013)

Rodney Stuckey has suffered the misfortune of having to spend his entire career with the Detroit Pitstains. It’s not all bad, though; they went to the conference finals his rookie year. The sweet taste of success has indeed graced his lips, but its sensation upon his tongue is long forgotten; all he knows now is…

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Andre Drummond 14 Points/1 Off Glass Alley-Oop Full Highlights (11/17/2013)

The hype train for Andre Drummond has seemed to slow down a bit after it careened recklessly through his rookie year. People were talking about “Highest rookie PER ever” and “Next Shaq” and claiming multiple all-star appearances for him. Never mind that PER is the kind of thing that loves Drummond-esque players and Shaq actually…

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Luigi Datome 10 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2013)

The quandary of the highlight-compiler. Which name to use in the video title? Because I’ve never seen Mr. Datome referred to as “Luigi” at any point during my existence as a carbon-based being on this planet. It’s always been “Gigi”. Does that mean that people searching for “Gigi Datome Highlights” won’t find this video? I…

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Andre Drummond 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/12/2013)

Remember when Brandon Jennings said it was going to be lob city in Detroit? That was a lie. Well, there are some lobs being thrown, but Jennings is not the one throwing them. He’s too busy jacking up shots like a maniac. It’s a good thing that the remainder of the team outside Jennings are…

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Andre Drummond 15 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/3/2013)

One of the biggest news items of the summer for vapid celebrity worshipers was that Andre Drummond was courting some Nickelodeon teen star. Someone named “Jeanette McCurdy”. First question is, how can she be a celebrity if I’ve never heard of her? Second question is, does she even realize how much of a beast her…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 13 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2013)

I don’t know the names of the Pistons’ commentators, and I don’t especially care. But I am speaking to them now directly: what Kentavious Caldwell-Pope did on Friday night was NOT a “windmill jam”. IT WASN’T EVEN CLOSE. Yeah, it was a jam, they got that part right. But I failed to see the part…

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Josh Smith Pistons Debut 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

The Pistons are one of the more intriguing teams this year. Eager to bring back the championship days of old, they brought in Josh Smith(???) and Brandon Jennings(???????). Talk to fans of either the Hawks or the Bucks and they will say that their respective player, while putting up gaudy numbers, didn’t really help their…

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